Edit: For the record, I can't take credit (nor am I sure I would want to) for such a beautiful face, I believe this is from a thread from the official forums.
I saved the Council in the first game because I wanted the galaxy to like humans.
I told them to piss off in ME2.
In the third game, I want the opportunity to kill them myself if they don't get with the program.
Okay, who's the wiseass who made Ross Perot a Spectre?
that's uglyshep from the "the adventures of ugly shep" or something from the official forums. Even got some press attention. He's all "I'm sort of a big deal around here. Leather bound books, mahogany furniture and shit".
I saved the Council in the first game because I wanted the galaxy to like humans.
I told them to piss off in ME2.
In the third game, I want the opportunity to kill them myself if they don't get with the program.
There's no question that this will happen.
-Tal will do a Paragon runthrough just for the sake of being able to kill them personally.
Man - well done Cerberus. Thanks for giving the reapers a vessel to inflitrate the galaxy and find out everything about us and the grissom academy project. Good work guys. You just had to.
Anyway, dibs on sexable Kahlee. Anderson can watch.
Okay so earlier I was complaining how it was so hard to make decent looking sheps, I think I got a good male here. Playing him through ME1, might make him my "canon" run through ME3.
i've never personally understood the impulse to make customsheps impossibly beautiful
shepard is a soldier dammit
in the future, modeling agencies scout on the extranet
if shep was that pretty, shep wouldn't be special forces, shep would be a salesperson for A&F or something and wouldn't risk harming shep's beautiful perfect face
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Beautiful Shep's not quite perfect. Check out her gnarly scar.
Edit: For the record, I can't take credit (nor am I sure I would want to) for such a beautiful face, I believe this is from a thread from the official forums.
Edit: For the record, I can't take credit (nor am I sure I would want to) for such a beautiful face, I believe this is from a thread from the official forums.
i've never personally understood the impulse to make customsheps impossibly beautiful
shepard is a soldier dammit
in the future, modeling agencies scout on the extranet
if shep was that pretty, shep wouldn't be special forces, shep would be a salesperson for A&F or something and wouldn't risk harming shep's beautiful perfect face
Well for Pancakeshep at least, I can't play her any other way than batshit insane renegade vanguard
Basically she is a soldier because she really, really enjoys killing people. It just fits, somehow!
As to my beautiful, beautiful manshep... well.
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i've never personally understood the impulse to make customsheps impossibly beautiful
shepard is a soldier dammit
in the future, modeling agencies scout on the extranet
if shep was that pretty, shep wouldn't be special forces, shep would be a salesperson for A&F or something and wouldn't risk harming shep's beautiful perfect face
...Shepard is the face of humanity on the galactic stage.
As such that face has to be dead sexy.
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I saved the Council in the first game because I wanted the galaxy to like humans.
I told them to piss off in ME2.
In the third game, I want the opportunity to kill them myself if they don't get with the program.
See, that's what I didn't get about bridging the story from 1 to 2. If you made the effort to save them in 1, they should have been much nicer about listening to Shepard, and if anything not be hella jerks like Turian dude was. But it seems like they were all new council members (to tie into the default ending) and were just dicks.
At least give me the option to have the Rachni and Geth team up with my peeps to destroy the council as a pure renegade ending to the trilogy.
Tali is the one girl I'd go gay for and you never even get to see her face. Now if that's not an argument that t&a overules anything then I don't know what is.
Sorry maybe I should have explained that my comment was in relation to that comic strip that ends with clawhammer. Female Shep seems depressed that she can't get with Tali.
Sorry maybe I should have explained that my comment was in relation to that comic strip that ends with clawhammer. Female Shep seems depressed that she can't get with Tali.
Yeah, I think we got that. Our posts were in response to the title change of the thread.
Oops sorry bout that I thought my post seemed a bit off the wall so it might be confusing people. Haven't been around long enough to notice a title change.
I've never actually completed the game as manshep. Every time I start, it turns into an abortion, because manshep does not have hot t&a and he isn't voiced by Jennifer Hale.
Sorry maybe I should have explained that my comment was in relation to that comic strip that ends with clawhammer. Female Shep seems depressed that she can't get with Tali.
Yeah, I think we got that. Our posts were in response to the title change of the thread.
Sorry maybe I should have explained that my comment was in relation to that comic strip that ends with clawhammer. Female Shep seems depressed that she can't get with Tali.
Yeah, I think we got that. Our posts were in response to the title change of the thread.
I haven't changed the title of the thread yet.
Yeah, my "what" was in response to that other thing.
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Oh boy!
Edit: For the record, I can't take credit (nor am I sure I would want to) for such a beautiful face, I believe this is from a thread from the official forums.
Oh man that's awesome
The turian councillor better be a boss fight in the third game.
I told them to piss off in ME2.
In the third game, I want the opportunity to kill them myself if they don't get with the program.
that's uglyshep from the "the adventures of ugly shep" or something from the official forums. Even got some press attention. He's all "I'm sort of a big deal around here. Leather bound books, mahogany furniture and shit".
There's no question that this will happen.
-Tal will do a Paragon runthrough just for the sake of being able to kill them personally.
Anyway, dibs on sexable Kahlee. Anderson can watch.
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looks good, looks like alliance military
i've never personally understood the impulse to make customsheps impossibly beautiful
shepard is a soldier dammit
in the future, modeling agencies scout on the extranet
if shep was that pretty, shep wouldn't be special forces, shep would be a salesperson for A&F or something and wouldn't risk harming shep's beautiful perfect face
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Damn
Realtalk.
ADVENTURES OF UGLY SHEPARD, READ IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT
incongruity~!
another thing to love about the ME universe
it's worst when you find a BarbieShep screenshot with the FaceMangler™ scar - you know, the BIG one
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Well for Pancakeshep at least, I can't play her any other way than batshit insane renegade vanguard
Basically she is a soldier because she really, really enjoys killing people. It just fits, somehow!
As to my beautiful, beautiful manshep... well.
...Shepard is the face of humanity on the galactic stage.
As such that face has to be dead sexy.
Funny, that's exactly why I play Pancakeshep.
See, that's what I didn't get about bridging the story from 1 to 2. If you made the effort to save them in 1, they should have been much nicer about listening to Shepard, and if anything not be hella jerks like Turian dude was. But it seems like they were all new council members (to tie into the default ending) and were just dicks.
At least give me the option to have the Rachni and Geth team up with my peeps to destroy the council as a pure renegade ending to the trilogy.
Oh hiya btw. First post.
I got here as fast as I could!
Yeah, I think we got that. Our posts were in response to the title change of the thread.
Pale, bald, all scarred up.
That's how a proper war hero rolls.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
I haven't changed the title of the thread yet.
Somebody needs man ass in here stat.
Yeah, my "what" was in response to that other thing.
Make it a nice man ass though.
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