Which reminds me, what ever happened to the liquid latex condom systems?
Fairly certain they didn't work too well
A shame. Always kinda liked the idea. Just stick my dong in this tube and let the machinery just spray on my condom.
Apparently, that was an anti-selling point for a lot of people
Good god man. Can you think of anything more futuristic then sticking your penis in a tube and pulling it out covered in a condom? That would have been proof we're living in the future.
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Wow, how would that work if it couldn't form a reservoir at the top. That wouldn't be very good.
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coworker just told me that we went to digital broadcast because we would be receiving analogue signals from our nearest alien neighbors within the next few years, since that was what they got from us first, and that the government has 4 satellites at the edges of the solar systems as an early detection system.
Which reminds me, what ever happened to the liquid latex condom systems?
Fairly certain they didn't work too well
A shame. Always kinda liked the idea. Just stick my dong in this tube and let the machinery just spray on my condom.
Apparently, that was an anti-selling point for a lot of people
Good god man. Can you think of anything more futuristic then sticking your penis in a tube and pulling it out covered in a condom? That would have been proof we're living in the future.
Well it was that, and the lack of reservoir tip that killed it, I think
I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".
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coworker just told me that we went to digital broadcast because we would be receiving analogue signals from our nearest alien neighbors within the next few years, since that was what they got from us first, and that the government has 4 satellites at the edges of the solar systems as an early detection system.
Duh.
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Price would probably not deter me from buying something that sprayed a condom on my penis.
I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".
It would peel off?
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coworker just told me that we went to digital broadcast because we would be receiving analogue signals from our nearest alien neighbors within the next few years, since that was what they got from us first, and that the government has 4 satellites at the edges of the solar systems as an early detection system.
Duh.
Does this coworker have a full size poster of David Duchovny in his cubicle/office?
I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".
Damn it no photo evidence of me standing next to Mori. Though one shot shows him just a bit taller than VH. And I am taller than VH. And Preach is taller than me. So I am not sure Mori makes 5'7" or not.
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coworker just told me that we went to digital broadcast because we would be receiving analogue signals from our nearest alien neighbors within the next few years, since that was what they got from us first, and that the government has 4 satellites at the edges of the solar systems as an early detection system.
I'm imagining a thousand old analog tuner TVs in his house, all plugged in, hissing away with static as he imagines he is thwarting the government's attempt to control the knowledge of extraterrestrials.
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I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".
It would peel off?
I dunno man, I just remember using liquid latex halloween stuff, that shit never came off. Even with harsh abrasives, in fact part of my nose is still liquid latex.
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Damn it no photo evidence of me standing next to Mori. Though one shot shows him just a bit taller than VH. And I am taller than VH. And Preach is taller than me. So I am not sure Mori makes 5'7" or not.
Ok what we need to do is rob a convenience store and then see what the news claims our height is, this will end the debate.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".
It would peel off?
I dunno man, I just remember using liquid latex halloween stuff, that shit never came off. Even with harsh abrasives, in fact part of my nose is still liquid latex.
Are you sure you used liquid latex meant for skin and not just a gallon of paint?
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Damn it no photo evidence of me standing next to Mori. Though one shot shows him just a bit taller than VH. And I am taller than VH. And Preach is taller than me. So I am not sure Mori makes 5'7" or not.
Ok what we need to do is rob a convenience store and then see what the news claims our height is, this will end the debate.
Those door rulers are bullshit. They tend to say I'm a good three or four inches shorter than reality would suggest.
Damn it no photo evidence of me standing next to Mori. Though one shot shows him just a bit taller than VH. And I am taller than VH. And Preach is taller than me. So I am not sure Mori makes 5'7" or not.
Ok what we need to do is rob a convenience store and then see what the news claims our height is, this will end the debate.
Does it really matter at the end of the day? I mean you're all short.
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I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".
It would peel off?
I dunno man, I just remember using liquid latex halloween stuff, that shit never came off. Even with harsh abrasives, in fact part of my nose is still liquid latex.
Are you sure you used liquid latex meant for skin and not just a gallon of paint?
Dad said it was cheaper shopping at sherman williams and the fumes would help out the halloween experience.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".
It would peel off?
I dunno man, I just remember using liquid latex halloween stuff, that shit never came off. Even with harsh abrasives, in fact part of my nose is still liquid latex.
Are you sure you used liquid latex meant for skin and not just a gallon of paint?
Dad said it was cheaper shopping at sherman williams and the fumes would help out the halloween experience.
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Good god man. Can you think of anything more futuristic then sticking your penis in a tube and pulling it out covered in a condom? That would have been proof we're living in the future.
never a better hot pocket
Well it was that, and the lack of reservoir tip that killed it, I think
oh! and price point
I can't even imagine if you were going to brown town and the friction caused it to get stuck to the anal wall. Like you'd look at your dick see its fairly lodged in there and stuck and just go "Fuck".
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Duh.
it was really fun and a satisfying win
mercy kill? y/n
It would peel off?
Does this coworker have a full size poster of David Duchovny in his cubicle/office?
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Organ I should rub your nose in your thread, god damn that place is a cess pit. And you created it.
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That is to say, your penis would.
yes
fuck mosquitoes
I'm torn.
1: If the mosquito somehow gets out you'll wish you had taken the chance.
2: It's a mosquito. They don't deserve mercy.
what, like, you have one in the garage no one's using?
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I'm imagining a thousand old analog tuner TVs in his house, all plugged in, hissing away with static as he imagines he is thwarting the government's attempt to control the knowledge of extraterrestrials.
I dunno man, I just remember using liquid latex halloween stuff, that shit never came off. Even with harsh abrasives, in fact part of my nose is still liquid latex.
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just use compressed air
shake it up real good first
don't worry the cold means its working
finally that scan finished and I can get the FUCK out of here
goddamit
But Arch they play a vital role in many environments.
Is it a female, if so let it rot. Damn bloodsuckers.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
Ok what we need to do is rob a convenience store and then see what the news claims our height is, this will end the debate.
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I will win the Nobel Prize for Hero when I invent a device that functions as a mosquito but doesn't require biting people and also kills mosquitoes.
Are you sure you used liquid latex meant for skin and not just a gallon of paint?
Those door rulers are bullshit. They tend to say I'm a good three or four inches shorter than reality would suggest.
We have lawyers already.
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Maybe the spider stepped out for a minute?
Maybe that's her spider lunch. She's saving the mosquito blood for later.
And you have big dumb monkey fingers.
It'd be like someone wandered in to your house, tore the door off your fridge, and emptied all your OJ into the crisper.
7 hours in the dish pit
it's HORRIBLE and I don't like it everything is wet
Does it really matter at the end of the day? I mean you're all short.
They have proven ineffective and must be discontinued.
I've toned them down a lot, here on PA and elsewhere, because getting pigeonholed was affecting my self-image.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Dad said it was cheaper shopping at sherman williams and the fumes would help out the halloween experience.
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I thought spiders dissolved most of their prey, not just took the blood.
And he was right.
Oh please like you'd turn down a good pigeonholing.
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