The Far Side wrote: » Happy 300$ pants, Manifest
blankspace247 wrote: » Quick blow out the candles! The candles are cocks.Do you see where I'm going?
Sars_Boy wrote: » did you get tight expensive jeans for your birthday manifest did ya
Oden wrote: » What kind of $300 pants
Quetzi wrote: » blankspace247 wrote: » Quick blow out the candles! The candles are cocks.Do you see where I'm going? I can exstinguish small flames in my mouth! :winky:
Skull Man wrote: » on my 14th birthday my mom sprayed me in the face with a highpowered water hose best birthday ever
Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote: » Me and Manly Feast share a birthday....fancy that.
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The candles are cocks.
Do you see where I'm going?
did ya
Happy Birthday, you sandy vagina.
I can exstinguish small flames in my mouth!
:winky:
and what do ya get
another day older
and deeper in debt
so baby don't ya call me
cuz I ain't home
I sold mah soul
to da company sto
I dunno. I have only gotten gifts from my boss and my D&D buddies. My wife probably bought me jeans because she always does.
I usually hate my birthday (and not because my family forgot it when I turned 14) but this year has been pretty cool.
best birthday ever
They'd better be solid gold pants.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
I could spray you in the face with MY high powered hose
I bought new Chuck's so I drew flying penis' all over my old one.
Now I wear my old ones more than my new ones.
as a gift to manifest
Speaking of drills
What year were you born?
They are hilarious.
No birthday threads.
ha ha ha