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See it's funny because every year since I registered I've had a birthday thread made by Futility, and they've always gotten locked because everyone hates him.
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The candles are cocks.
Do you see where I'm going?
did ya
Happy Birthday, you sandy vagina.
I can exstinguish small flames in my mouth!
:winky:
and what do ya get
another day older
and deeper in debt
so baby don't ya call me
cuz I ain't home
I sold mah soul
to da company sto
I dunno. I have only gotten gifts from my boss and my D&D buddies. My wife probably bought me jeans because she always does.
I usually hate my birthday (and not because my family forgot it when I turned 14) but this year has been pretty cool.
best birthday ever
They'd better be solid gold pants.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
I could spray you in the face with MY high powered hose
I bought new Chuck's so I drew flying penis' all over my old one.
Now I wear my old ones more than my new ones.
as a gift to manifest
Speaking of drills
What year were you born?
They are hilarious.
No birthday threads.
ha ha ha