sticking your head out of the shower and answering the phone while having shower sex isn't a good idea...
First off the person on the phone is like, "What's that sound? Are you taking a shower?"
"Um, yeah actually, but the phone was right here on the counter.."
"Was that a girl I just heard in the background? Are you in the shower WITH someone and you're talking to me on the phone?"
"No.... yes"
So, I guess I should mention that I totally masturbated during dinner last night.
With Sheri and Nusch.
but Sheri wasn't involved.
Nusch and I had gaysex.
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nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
edited May 2007
Man, I just tried to find the WoW post about the guy who eavesdropped on the 2 people getting it on in the Deeprun Tram on an RP Server. Apparently the website is now owned by godaddy.com
Lame. :<
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IpseDixitTreat me like a pirateAnd give me that bootyRegistered Userregular
edited May 2007
I have definatly talked to someone over IM while masturbating. I have also run to get the phone when I was in the middle of masturbating. Running across the house boner floppin all over the place.
Well I was fapping and she called right in the middle of it and wanted to have a conversation so I figured why should I stop when I could just keep going and not tell her?
Good thing she didn't find out, or else your mom would have been pissed.
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First off the person on the phone is like, "What's that sound? Are you taking a shower?"
"Um, yeah actually, but the phone was right here on the counter.."
"Was that a girl I just heard in the background? Are you in the shower WITH someone and you're talking to me on the phone?"
"No.... yes"
I'm sure Freud would have something to say about this.
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freud would just call him a liar, there's things about that that don't add up at all
SWG ventrillo gang-bang.
I've heard this. It's terrifying.
all panting and clicking.
You can't un-hear this shit.
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They did it in Character.
"Fuck with your throbbing lightsaber greybeard!!! DO IT!! FUCK ME LIKE A SLUT!!"
Oh dear god
I'm glad I never came across anything like this when I played MMOs
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It was actually "Duck with your throbbing lightsaber greybeard!!! DO IT! DUCK TO AVOID THE HUTT!!"
They knew.
it's why they hate you
With Sheri and Nusch.
but Sheri wasn't involved.
Nusch and I had gaysex.
Lame. :<
Eating a really big hamburger you can't hold with one hand?
So, I'll throw this into the "probably" category.
So, I'll hazard a yes with this one as well.
You're not eating in this scenario. That doesn't count.
Does that count as eating? Like, is chewing gum eating or not?
Yes.
Quite a conundrum
That has yet to be seen.
Secret Satan
Ever hit the call waiting to find out your mom is on the other line?
Answered the phone mid-coitus when it was mom.
Didn't mind, it wasn't that good.
Had to stifle a laugh at the "So what are you up to?" question.
>.>
Damn top of page ><
it's overrated
still better than phone sex
yeah probably
Yes,
Mully calls it "ventrillo"