UFC strikes me as the sport a post-apocalyptic matriarchal hegemony would watch for entertainment
I'm telling you, this is why we need to keep the patriarchy in place. If you think dominance by men is bad now, the womens will rule with iron, well-manicured fists.
UFC strikes me as the sport a post-apocalyptic matriarchal hegemony would watch for entertainment
I used to make annoyed sounds every time the girls in bikinis got up to show the ring number
and then Pony was like UM CASS DON'T LESBIAN UFC FANS DESERVE SOMETHING?
and i was like
fuck
he's got you there
man I'm not gonna lie I'm kind of excited to move to Toronto and hopefully spend some time with you freaks - er, I mean
friends?
Oh when you said you were coming to Toronto I thought you meant like, a weekend, if you move here we will incorporate you into Dread and also when you sleep I will smell your silky hair
UFC strikes me as the sport a post-apocalyptic matriarchal hegemony would watch for entertainment
I used to make annoyed sounds every time the girls in bikinis got up to show the ring number
and then Pony was like UM CASS DON'T LESBIAN UFC FANS DESERVE SOMETHING?
and i was like
fuck
he's got you there
man I'm not gonna lie I'm kind of excited to move to Toronto and hopefully spend some time with you freaks - er, I mean
friends?
Oh when you said you were coming to Toronto I thought you meant like, a weekend, if you move here we will incorporate you into Dread and also when you sleep I will smell your silky hair
nope, I'm moving to the Frozen North
also gonna be over there for like a week in the summer I'll try and hit you guys up
we're going with two friends, and they've hired a driver
I feel pretty fancy
Cesca's mother's place in Rwanda has like five domestic staff and a driver. It is pretty surreal to be in a place where the people that live there plus their guests are outnumbered by the staff.
we're going with two friends, and they've hired a driver
I feel pretty fancy
Cesca's mother's place in Rwanda has like five domestic staff and a driver. It is pretty surreal to be in a place where the people that live there plus their guests are outnumbered by the staff.
we hired a car once upon a time in DC
it was one of those black lincolns, because we got a discount through my wife's law firm
I felt really fancy then too, sippin bevvies in the back seat
So Choco and his friends in the computer lab at his school were all like "World of Warcraft? That's awful for school. Boo World of Warcraft. We will never play World of Warcraft rabble rabble rabble."
and then I call him and I'm like "I got you a giiiiiiift ... Cataclysm!!"
And he flips the fuck out
"WHAT? WHAT? NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO! YOU CAN'T BUY ME CATACLYSM"
and I hear a dozen computer science students and his professor flipping their shit in the background.
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I used to make annoyed sounds every time the girls in bikinis got up to show the ring number
and then Pony was like UM CASS DON'T LESBIAN UFC FANS DESERVE SOMETHING?
and i was like
fuck
I plan on hijacking my work party into a drunken mariokart tourney
bringing my gc controller cause I am old school
he's got you there
man I'm not gonna lie I'm kind of excited to move to Toronto and hopefully spend some time with you freaks - er, I mean
friends?
i will probably have to visit her at some point i guess
I really have no idea what to expect of this.
I'm telling you, this is why we need to keep the patriarchy in place. If you think dominance by men is bad now, the womens will rule with iron, well-manicured fists.
duh
Oh when you said you were coming to Toronto I thought you meant like, a weekend, if you move here we will incorporate you into Dread and also when you sleep I will smell your silky hair
Dude I haven't been keeping up with UFC for a bit
Who is he fighting
7.9'd
nope, I'm moving to the Frozen North
also gonna be over there for like a week in the summer I'll try and hit you guys up
I feel pretty fancy
Josh Koscheck, the biggest douchebag in UFC
I'm reclaiming reclaiming.
double dash was boring
koscheck
have you forgotten the little man
HI I'M DAISY
Excellent
Who wants to give me play by play twitter updates
Cesca's mother's place in Rwanda has like five domestic staff and a driver. It is pretty surreal to be in a place where the people that live there plus their guests are outnumbered by the staff.
diddy kong racing
I ended up with this
the girl who originally won the cranberry vodka was all mad because she doesn't drink
and she was like just take it, I don't even want it
and I was like you are being a really poor sport but thanks for the booze
truf
BUT YOU CAN'T, IT WO-
but that sounds pretty awful
we hired a car once upon a time in DC
it was one of those black lincolns, because we got a discount through my wife's law firm
I felt really fancy then too, sippin bevvies in the back seat
god that game was amazing
(tiptup was the best)
airplanes and hovercraft are worthless if they are piloted by two bit characters only people who have ever seen an SNES have heard of
and then I call him and I'm like "I got you a giiiiiiift
And he flips the fuck out
"WHAT? WHAT? NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO! YOU CAN'T BUY ME CATACLYSM"
and I hear a dozen computer science students and his professor flipping their shit in the background.
Now he is poring over the manual
going
"oh my goodness what happened to the king"
"Why is that guy diamond"
"ooooo what happened to kezan"
"Why did the night elves do this?"
WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE