Now how are you going to cast Magic: the Gathering spells underwater like that?
Winky, I'm pretty upset you didn't use my silence idea.
I was thinking about it, but if I used your idea I was definitely going to kill him, and only because he's one of my best friends I don't want to kill him yet.
DEMURIST -> REQUEST that the BROHORSE SWIM through the BLAST CRATER and BRING BACK HELP.
The BROHORSE AGREES that THIS WOULD BE FOR THE BEST and EXITS THROUGH THE BLAST HOLE. Outside there are a NUMBER OF BROKEN PORTHOLES, SEVEN TO BE EXACT.
You are PROFESSOR MORIARITY (SILAS BROWN). You have what SOME (IE: LOSERS) would CALL QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN FACIAL DECORATION. You HAIL FROM THE FROZEN NORTH, and YEARN FOR YOUR HOMELAND. This is why your INVENTORY is PACKED ENTIRELY with ICE CUBES.
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Now how are you going to cast Magic: the Gathering spells underwater like that?
Winky, I'm pretty upset you didn't use my silence idea.
I was thinking about it, but if I used your idea I was definitely going to kill him, and only because he's one of my best friends I don't want to kill him yet.
But, I mean, I still might.
I am between four possible forumers right now who will not be named.
I will probably pick them based on which ones contribute the best commands to this thread.
Who said you weren't ALREADY BROS?
You CONSULT LL COOL J.
This is FRUITFUL.
Demurist > Have gay sex with sea horse and get him pregnant to create a new race of human-seahorse monstrosity babies.
That wouldn't be a new race. That already happened with the Quebecois.
brohorse > check inventory
The BROHORSE isn't REALLY INTO THAT SORT OF THING, and HONESTLY you are MAKING HIM KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE with your ADVANCES.
The BROHORSE AGREES that THIS WOULD BE FOR THE BEST and EXITS THROUGH THE BLAST HOLE. Outside there are a NUMBER OF BROKEN PORTHOLES, SEVEN TO BE EXACT.
In your INVENTORY there is a 24 PACK OF NATTY ICE, a GAMECUBE, and an UPSIDE DOWN VISOR.
NOW WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
sip natty ice along the way
demurist> share your air supply with cass
choco > eye demurist's 9 inch boner, watch the two share air supply angrily
choco > deploy illegal-in-canada 11 inch Bowie
BIG CUTTING EDGE
You CANNOT, as your ILLEGAL-IN-CANADA 11" BOWIE is in ANOTHER ROOM.
that's not choco at all!
READ THE TEXT
I am showing you that Choco's 11" Bowie is in Promo's room. Geez.
Which is why he left Choco and made his way to Promo's room, obviously.
yearn for the cold, free lands of your home
nerdgasmic > join in the yearning
You are PROFESSOR MORIARITY (SILAS BROWN). You have what SOME (IE: LOSERS) would CALL QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN FACIAL DECORATION. You HAIL FROM THE FROZEN NORTH, and YEARN FOR YOUR HOMELAND. This is why your INVENTORY is PACKED ENTIRELY with ICE CUBES.
NNID: Hakkekage
1. There is no way you can rub ice cubes on your nipples "luxuriously". Ice cubes on your nipples is never luxurious.
2. You do not seduce David Bowie. David Bowie seduces you.
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moriarty > rub ice cubes on david bowie's nipples to seduce yourself?