you know what you go suck a cock and let me know how that goes :x
It's okay Cass everyone is just a flailing mess of limbs and mouths and dicks their first time
besides at least you're not one of those girls who though it actually ment "blowing" and pursed their lips and whistled at the dong three inches in front of them
Well the colonial civilization was a total dead-end, and so were the cylon. The only point was to get Hera to Earth. Sad, but that's the direction they went.
Pony has agreed to go shopping with me as I go through this transformative makeover.
And oh my god I am so anxious about the whole thing. Let's go over why.
1) The last time I went shopping, I had a crying fit in a Pennington's changing room, clutching a pair of size 22 jeans that DIDN'T GODDAMN FIT RIGHT, as a sales woman desperately told me I was beautiful. So you know, shopping as a fat lady is fucking stressful, especially since I have boooody issues
2) The whole point of shopping with a friend is like you leave the change room and the person critically examines your ass and is like "Yes that does not flatter your ass at all, no, you should wear these pants which will hug your hips." and it's like goddamn that is going to be nervewracking for me. I don't even know why but I bet there's all sorts of pyschological issues going on there.
3) Most stores near me are closed off so I need to find only plus sized stores which I don't know if there are any in Yorkdale or his mall.
4) Jeeeeesus fuck I have no fashion sense
on the upside
i criticize you like, all the time, sometimes cuttin' pretty deep
and you take it well even though i don't sugar-coat much
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So birds are dropping dead at my office outside. There's one just faceplanted in the ground right outside my window
I mean, you can spin it into a super depressing "and then they all died" scenario if you wish, but that wasn't the story that was presented to you.
Well if we're going to spin "Return of the Jedi" into "Ewok genocide" and the new BSG into "they all died the next winter", I don't see why we can't also spin Wall-E into something ridiculously negative that's not implied in the movie.
Do you want to see my addendum to Monsters Inc. where the monsters are all really carnivorous and they eat all the children and humanity dies out in a generation?
Pony has agreed to go shopping with me as I go through this transformative makeover.
And oh my god I am so anxious about the whole thing. Let's go over why.
1) The last time I went shopping, I had a crying fit in a Pennington's changing room, clutching a pair of size 22 jeans that DIDN'T GODDAMN FIT RIGHT, as a sales woman desperately told me I was beautiful. So you know, shopping as a fat lady is fucking stressful, especially since I have boooody issues
2) The whole point of shopping with a friend is like you leave the change room and the person critically examines your ass and is like "Yes that does not flatter your ass at all, no, you should wear these pants which will hug your hips." and it's like goddamn that is going to be nervewracking for me. I don't even know why but I bet there's all sorts of pyschological issues going on there.
3) Most stores near me are closed off so I need to find only plus sized stores which I don't know if there are any in Yorkdale or his mall.
4) Jeeeeesus fuck I have no fashion sense
on the upside
i criticize you like, all the time, sometimes cuttin' pretty deep
and you take it well even though i don't sugar-coat much
Yeah but if you are like
Cass you have a fat ass
I am going to tear my shirt off, shit in my pants, throw some at you, kick open the nearest fire exit, and flee into the woods for six weeks
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No, I mean all the human stuff. The human stuff ruined what could have been a really innovative film. And that message about the evils of consumer culture and man's dependence on blah blah blah blah obscured the only part of the movie I cared about, which was the lonely relatable junker robot earning the love of the woman he admires. Anything to do with that other shlock, including the credits, was bad.
It was a really innovative film. Without all that human stuff it'd be a film about a guy getting a girl to fall in love with him but without any talking - and that is all it would be.
That would be the worst piece of shit ever. Alternatively it'd be an uninteresting indie-type film 1.5 hours long with content that'd get old after 10 minutes.
Everyone knows the people were the worst part of Wall-E anyway.
You can tell Pixar really, really wanted to be really sarcastic and nasty with the whole consumer-culture-gone-awry thing, but someone at Disney was like "wait a sec, that's our customer base, just make them into obese naive teddy bears who mean well at heart or something."
Nah, pixar doesn't do horrible and nasty. Nobody likes horrible and nasty. Woody in Toy Story was meant to be a really sarcastic and generally horrible character that became nice throughout the film but they realised that the audience would still hate him, and the film, by the end of it even if he is nice at the end.
So they generally go for what's fun and nice and cute and great. Pixar are wonderful
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I mean, you can spin it into a super depressing "and then they all died" scenario if you wish, but that wasn't the story that was presented to you.
Well if we're going to spin "Return of the Jedi" into "Ewok genocide" and the new BSG into "they all died the next winter", I don't see why we can't also spin Wall-E into something ridiculously negative that's not implied in the movie.
Do you want to see my addendum to Monsters Inc. where the monsters are all really carnivorous and they eat all the children and humanity dies out in a generation?
Yeah I don't do either of those things but if other people want to depress themselves, that's their right.
Rad you work in a Sephora right? I want like, eyeliner that's easy to put on. And lipgloss. And mascara. And eyeshadow. That's it! Do you have any reccomendations for first-timers?
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one of the worst movie-going decisions I've ever made was seeing Up with a bro in a theater full of children. I cried so fucking hard. And, bless his heart, the bro didn't say a word.
WALL-E upset me pretty badly, never watching that again.
i didn't cry, i just had that empty feeling of terrible sadness and i wanted to curl up and die
Well the colonial civilization was a total dead-end, and so were the cylon. The only point was to get Hera to Earth. Sad, but that's the direction they went.
it's not even the ending
my dissatisfaction with BSG has a really specific moment
and that's where Baltar suddenly realizes despite being repeatedly told there are 12 Cylons, he's only seen 7, so who are the "Final Five"?
and then that is a mystery Six won't explain and it becomes the focus of the next few seasons
it became obvious to me the writers didn't know who the Final Five were either, because this show is fucking made up week-to-week as they go along and all this meta-plot and mystery is a giant fucking waste of my time why am I watching this meaningless BULLSHIT
and i kept watching, out of hopes that i was just cynical and i'd turn out to be wrong
then the show literally ended with Deus Ex Machina and i wanted to eat a gun
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one of the worst movie-going decisions I've ever made was seeing Up with a bro in a theater full of children. I cried so fucking hard. And, bless his heart, the bro didn't say a word.
WALL-E upset me pretty badly, never watching that again.
i didn't cry, i just had that empty feeling of terrible sadness and i wanted to curl up and die
What was sad about WALL-E? O_o
i explained this already, read back a few pages
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Rad you work in a Sephora right? I want like, eyeliner that's easy to put on. And lipgloss. And mascara. And eyeshadow. That's it! Do you have any reccomendations for first-timers?
Nooo, but I've shopped there. I work at Lush.
Although I will say for eye stuff try Urban Decay. I love their stuff. I'm still learning how to make-up and hair things, but I started with them. Easy to use, lots of colors.
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Well the colonial civilization was a total dead-end, and so were the cylon. The only point was to get Hera to Earth. Sad, but that's the direction they went.
it's not even the ending
my dissatisfaction with BSG has a really specific moment
and that's where Baltar suddenly realizes despite being repeatedly told there are 12 Cylons, he's only seen 7, so who are the "Final Five"?
and then that is a mystery Six won't explain and it becomes the focus of the next few seasons
it became obvious to me the writers didn't know who the Final Five were either, because this show is fucking made up week-to-week as they go along and all this meta-plot and mystery is a giant fucking waste of my time why am I watching this meaningless BULLSHIT
and i kept watching, out of hopes that i was just cynical and i'd turn out to be wrong
then the show literally ended with Deus Ex Machina and i wanted to eat a gun
There were definitely some low points after the middle of season 3 but I enjoyed large tracts of season 4, including the extended cut of the final episode - which I thought was brilliant.
Rad you work in a Sephora right? I want like, eyeliner that's easy to put on. And lipgloss. And mascara. And eyeshadow. That's it! Do you have any reccomendations for first-timers?
Nooo, but I've shopped there. I work at Lush.
Although I will say for eye stuff try Urban Decay. I love their stuff. I'm still learning how to make-up and hair things, but I started with them. Easy to use, lots of colors.
and then that is a mystery Six won't explain and it becomes the focus of the next few seasons
it became obvious to me the writers didn't know who the Final Five were either, because this show is fucking made up week-to-week as they go along and all this meta-plot and mystery is a giant fucking waste of my time why am I watching this meaningless BULLSHIT
and i kept watching, out of hopes that i was just cynical and i'd turn out to be wrong
then the show literally ended with Deus Ex Machina and i wanted to eat a gun
When I found out one of the final five was
that chick who worked for Laura who had maybe five lines in the entire series until then
I just thought "you really just pulled all of this out of your ass five minutes before the script was due didn't you?"
Oh, wait. but for mascara go in and ask for Fiberwig. It's a brand and it is amazing. Black, but done with fibers. Easy to put on and it DOESN'T SMEAR. EVER. Seriously, if you ever fuck up putting it on or blink when it's wet give it a sec, let it dry, and it literally rolls off the face in a little ball. It's PERFECT. And it never melts to give you dark emo circles.
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No. Never.
Don't you know? Vegetarians never die.
Passer: <3<3 Yessssss. If I had all the dollars.
I'd be like
WHAT IS MY VAGINA NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? DO I HAVE A BIG VAGINA, IS THAT IT? OH GOD MY VAGINA IS FAT ISN'T IT. I HAVE A CHUBBY VAGINA.
and he was like
please stop saying chubby vagina it is making me physically ill
I would correct it but it kind of fits.
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It's okay Cass everyone is just a flailing mess of limbs and mouths and dicks their first time
besides at least you're not one of those girls who though it actually ment "blowing" and pursed their lips and whistled at the dong three inches in front of them
Hey Arch
ಠ_ಠ
You're wrong.
Well the colonial civilization was a total dead-end, and so were the cylon. The only point was to get Hera to Earth. Sad, but that's the direction they went.
on the upside
i criticize you like, all the time, sometimes cuttin' pretty deep
and you take it well even though i don't sugar-coat much
The worst part was the startlement on his face, like he was completely bewildered, and I still had to order my ice cream you piece of shit
Well if we're going to spin "Return of the Jedi" into "Ewok genocide" and the new BSG into "they all died the next winter", I don't see why we can't also spin Wall-E into something ridiculously negative that's not implied in the movie.
Do you want to see my addendum to Monsters Inc. where the monsters are all really carnivorous and they eat all the children and humanity dies out in a generation?
Yeah but if you are like
Cass you have a fat ass
I am going to tear my shirt off, shit in my pants, throw some at you, kick open the nearest fire exit, and flee into the woods for six weeks
you better be fucking kidding AH that shit is not fucking funny
Yay, body issues! And sucky stores!
I am a fountain of typos.
Storm!
sorry about yesterday, I am a terrible flake it's true
"they're", not "their".
It was a really innovative film. Without all that human stuff it'd be a film about a guy getting a girl to fall in love with him but without any talking - and that is all it would be.
That would be the worst piece of shit ever. Alternatively it'd be an uninteresting indie-type film 1.5 hours long with content that'd get old after 10 minutes.
Nah, pixar doesn't do horrible and nasty. Nobody likes horrible and nasty. Woody in Toy Story was meant to be a really sarcastic and generally horrible character that became nice throughout the film but they realised that the audience would still hate him, and the film, by the end of it even if he is nice at the end.
So they generally go for what's fun and nice and cute and great. Pixar are wonderful
I'm not...
apocolypto co-worker is taking magnetic readings outside, and has done so for six months and noticed them going up.
Someday I'll get back, and I'll drag Dyr kicking and screaming with me.
As it is we may be going to the California State Fair this year.
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I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW
Yeah I don't do either of those things but if other people want to depress themselves, that's their right.
rage virus ftl
What was sad about WALL-E? O_o
it's not even the ending
my dissatisfaction with BSG has a really specific moment
and that's where Baltar suddenly realizes despite being repeatedly told there are 12 Cylons, he's only seen 7, so who are the "Final Five"?
and then that is a mystery Six won't explain and it becomes the focus of the next few seasons
it became obvious to me the writers didn't know who the Final Five were either, because this show is fucking made up week-to-week as they go along and all this meta-plot and mystery is a giant fucking waste of my time why am I watching this meaningless BULLSHIT
and i kept watching, out of hopes that i was just cynical and i'd turn out to be wrong
then the show literally ended with Deus Ex Machina and i wanted to eat a gun
No no, you've distanced yourself from the wrong individual so much that it really is their wrong, you could never do or think something so mistaken.
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i explained this already, read back a few pages
Nooo, but I've shopped there. I work at Lush.
Although I will say for eye stuff try Urban Decay. I love their stuff. I'm still learning how to make-up and hair things, but I started with them. Easy to use, lots of colors.
that was embarrassing
oh no biggie
eddy was there and then 3 of my other college friends well and then actually 2 other people from college and then my coworker and his friends
was entertaining
eddy actually somehow went to queens and then was on the g or something and i texted him and managed to get him in the right direction
what a goose
There were definitely some low points after the middle of season 3 but I enjoyed large tracts of season 4, including the extended cut of the final episode - which I thought was brilliant.
I haven't forgiven him yet.
Ahahahahaha
and then Fencingsax used SLEW as his title for like a year because someone told the story in [chat]
I love my Urban Decay lipstick.
bullshit
When I found out one of the final five was