Also, let us discuss how much better Super-Target is then Super-Walmart, because fuck, it's way better.
This is so true. At first I was suspicious of Target. I came from a small town in Missouri whose claim to fame is having the very first wal-mart super center ever. It was basically what you did on a friday night - walk around in wal-mart.
Now I live in Minneapolis and there are Targets every 5 feet. It is glorious.
Also, let us discuss how much better Super-Target is then Super-Walmart, because fuck, it's way better.
This is so true. At first I was suspicious of Target. I came from a small town in Missouri whose claim to fame is having the very first wal-mart super center ever. It was basically what you did on a friday night - walk around in wal-mart.
Now I live in Minneapolis and there are Targets every 5 feet. It is glorious.
it tasted like a lady with dysentary and a yeast infection rinsed out her rancid crevice with soy milk and vanilla extract then squatted over a bottle and gave herself a hernia
I've never seen any naked juice with vanilla chai.
I think you are thinking of some lesser smoothie.
i wasn't sure so i consulted google
and after reading what other people say about it, i'm positive that's what i had
Also, let us discuss how much better Super-Target is then Super-Walmart, because fuck, it's way better.
This is so true. At first I was suspicious of Target. I came from a small town in Missouri whose claim to fame is having the very first wal-mart super center ever. It was basically what you did on a friday night - walk around in wal-mart.
Now I live in Minneapolis and there are Targets every 5 feet. It is glorious.
jesus christ man
get a hobby
I don't think you understand. It was either Wal-Mart, really shitty bowling alley, or a 45 minute drive to the city. That was it. Fuck I couldn't even get new books to read, the nearest bookstore was - again - 45 minutes away. As a cheap high schooler with no money, you either sit on a friends couch bored out of your mind, or go to Wal-Mart and play football in the aisles.
What happened to hanging outside of a gas station where a few buddies worked, trying to pick up chicks as they drove by? Isn't that like a midwest tradition?
Also, let us discuss how much better Super-Target is then Super-Walmart, because fuck, it's way better.
This is so true. At first I was suspicious of Target. I came from a small town in Missouri whose claim to fame is having the very first wal-mart super center ever. It was basically what you did on a friday night - walk around in wal-mart.
Now I live in Minneapolis and there are Targets every 5 feet. It is glorious.
jesus christ man
get a hobby
I don't think you understand. It was either Wal-Mart, really shitty bowling alley, or a 45 minute drive to the city. That was it. Fuck I couldn't even get new books to read, the nearest bookstore was - again - 45 minutes away. As a cheap high schooler with no money, you either sit on a friends couch bored out of your mind, or go to Wal-Mart and play football in the aisles.
I wasn't really going for the entertainment value of target there, but whatever.
I was meaning the quality of goods and services compared between the two. Target food stuffs are so much better at comparable prices or even cheaper then Wal-Mart shit. And the butcher? ohh God. and the Bakery? Fuck yes.
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it tasted like a lady with dysentary and a yeast infection rinsed out her rancid crevice with soy milk and vanilla extract then squatted over a bottle and gave herself a hernia
I've never had a vanilla chai smoothie, because I fucking hate all things chai.
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god I want to burn the entire midwest
just wipe it off the face of the map and start anew
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edited May 2007
I don't really walk around Target like I did Wal-Mart in high school. I actually shop at Target now that I'm all independent and shit. When I went home for christmas break I started to realize just how shitty wal-mart is.
Oddly enough, my town just finished building another wal-mart super duper center...right across the street from the old one. Apparently they are gonna turn the old one into a sam's club soon. Luckily, however, they just broke ground on a Target a few months ago. Hopefully they run wal-mart into the ground.
I don't really walk around Target like I did Wal-Mart in high school. I actually shop at Target now that I'm all independent and shit. When I went home for christmas break I started to realize just how shitty wal-mart is.
Oddly enough, my town just finished building another wal-mart super duper center...right across the street from the old one. Apparently they are gonna turn the old one into a sam's club soon. Luckily, however, they just broke ground on a Target a few months ago. Hopefully they run wal-mart into the ground.
Seriously, how can your life be so fucking grim, that this is what constitutes progress and exciting news for you?
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Target will straight up skin his ass alive. Look at that steely glare in Ulrich's eye. He'll cut you.
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This is so true. At first I was suspicious of Target. I came from a small town in Missouri whose claim to fame is having the very first wal-mart super center ever. It was basically what you did on a friday night - walk around in wal-mart.
Now I live in Minneapolis and there are Targets every 5 feet. It is glorious.
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jesus christ man
get a hobby
I've never seen half of those flavors listed. Stick with the fruit ones and you won't be led astray by voodoo.
I don't think you understand. It was either Wal-Mart, really shitty bowling alley, or a 45 minute drive to the city. That was it. Fuck I couldn't even get new books to read, the nearest bookstore was - again - 45 minutes away. As a cheap high schooler with no money, you either sit on a friends couch bored out of your mind, or go to Wal-Mart and play football in the aisles.
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You know what we had in our town?
A corner market, a post office and a bar.
You know what we did?
Drugs, and lots of them, just like any good american teenager would do.
Did we sit around thinking, "God, I wish we had a fucking Wal-Mart to walk around in!"?
FUCK NO WE DIDN'T!
We sat around thinking, "No, seriously. We can stuff way more firecrackers into this old radio. We just have to apply ourselves."
I wasn't really going for the entertainment value of target there, but whatever.
I was meaning the quality of goods and services compared between the two. Target food stuffs are so much better at comparable prices or even cheaper then Wal-Mart shit. And the butcher? ohh God. and the Bakery? Fuck yes.
Secret Satan
I've never had a vanilla chai smoothie, because I fucking hate all things chai.
just wipe it off the face of the map and start anew
dozens of casualties
of which I would be one.
is it worth it rank?
Secret Satan
Perhaps you should come to where the humans live.
nah, you'd be spared
I mean, it ain't like you're out walking around in a Wal-Mart
you... you see what I did there?
Very similar. I prefer Odwalla, most of the time.
Oddly enough, my town just finished building another wal-mart super duper center...right across the street from the old one. Apparently they are gonna turn the old one into a sam's club soon. Luckily, however, they just broke ground on a Target a few months ago. Hopefully they run wal-mart into the ground.
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I left central IL, and came to Atlanta
obviously I chose poorly
Seriously, how can your life be so fucking grim, that this is what constitutes progress and exciting news for you?
There's this store that's somehow related to Wal-Mart in Perham. It's like the high school kids' hangout.
Perham is the town closest to Dent, where I work at weeaboo camp.
i c wut u did thar
aren't odwalla and naked actually the same thing
like shasta and faygo
I drove by Pilot Knob Rd. again last weekend.
somewhat, not quite.
not just different labels, actually different innards too.
Naked is better. Naked is always better. in all things.
I don't think so... I'm pretty sure I've seen them right next to each other in the stores here, like competing brands.
Fuck if I know for sure, though.
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there's a Knob Hill Dr. up here that makes me giggle when i pass it
no, they got in trouble once, and it was their non-pasteurized apple juice.
they take measures now to prevent that.
This same route (the one coming to/from Rufus_Shinra's school) has an Ebel Way. I was really considering stealing that one for Peter Ebel.
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I don't!
That stuff is lovely.
I know
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my teeth