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Get naked right now

StaleStale Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
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it is so good doggies.


soooooooo goooooooooood

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    way ahead of you

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nucsh loves that stuff.

    Also, my mom is mailing your dragon today, or so she says!

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Nucsh loves that stuff.

    Also, my mom is mailing your dragon today, or so she says!

    <3 your Mom




    /insert obligitory sexual reference here

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Nucsh loves that stuff.

    Also, my mom is mailing your dragon today, or so she says!

    <3 your Mom




    /insert obligitory sexual reference here

    My mom is rad.

    But you can't bone her.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Nucsh loves that stuff.

    Also, my mom is mailing your dragon today, or so she says!

    <3 your Mom




    /insert obligitory sexual reference here

    My mom is rad.

    But you can't bone her.

    oh cmon

    i think he deserves it

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    how old is sheri's mom

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Nucsh loves that stuff.

    Also, my mom is mailing your dragon today, or so she says!

    <3 your Mom




    /insert obligitory sexual reference here

    My mom is rad.

    But you can't bone her.

    oh cmon

    i think he deserves it

    I'm not sure he's capable.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Nucsh loves that stuff.

    Also, my mom is mailing your dragon today, or so she says!

    <3 your Mom




    /insert obligitory sexual reference here

    My mom is rad.

    But you can't bone her.


    We can do it.

    We have the technology.

    We can make my cock bigger, stronger, faster.

    We can bone your mom.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    <3 Stale

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Nucsh loves that stuff.

    Also, my mom is mailing your dragon today, or so she says!

    <3 your Mom




    /insert obligitory sexual reference here

    My mom is rad.

    But you can't bone her.

    oh cmon

    i think he deserves it

    I'm not sure he's capable.

    i suggest a pullley system

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    that juice is the grossest ass shit in the goddamned eeuuurrrgh blarch

    Knob on
  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i suggest a pullley system

    That was a close one. I almost googled "sex swing", but I am smack dab in the middle of an office. Came to my senses when the dude behind me sneezed.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    that juice is the grossest ass shit in the goddamned eeuuurrrgh blarch

    that is a stupid statement

    you are stupid for saying it


    it is so good

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    scarlet ave. wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i suggest a pullley system

    That was a close one. I almost googled "sex swing", but I am smack dab in the middle of an office. Came to my senses when the dude behind me sneezed.

    Was 'the dude behind you' Sam?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    scarlet ave. wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i suggest a pullley system

    That was a close one. I almost googled "sex swing", but I am smack dab in the middle of an office. Came to my senses when the dude behind me sneezed.

    Wait... alt?

    EDIT: Oh...

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    scarlet ave. wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i suggest a pullley system

    That was a close one. I almost googled "sex swing", but I am smack dab in the middle of an office. Came to my senses when the dude behind me sneezed.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    scarlet ave. wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i suggest a pullley system

    That was a close one. I almost googled "sex swing", but I am smack dab in the middle of an office. Came to my senses when the dude behind me sneezed.

    Wait... alt?

    St.'s brother.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    boing

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    that juice is the grossest ass shit in the goddamned eeuuurrrgh blarch

    Knob prefers the second ingredient in his "juice" to be high fructose corn syrup.

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I had one of those two or three years ago. It was pretty good.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    that juice is the grossest ass shit in the goddamned eeuuurrrgh blarch

    Knob prefers the second ingredient in his "juice" to be high fructose corn syrup.

    The third is semen.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    that juice is the grossest ass shit in the goddamned eeuuurrrgh blarch

    Knob prefers the second ingredient in his "juice" to be high fructose corn syrup.

    That's a fucking lie




    It better be the first goddamned ingredient

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    honestly.... how can you go wrong with this?

    30 blueberries
    8 blackberries
    2.75 apples
    .5 bananas

    PLUS

    190mg of Green Tea extract
    380mg of Guarana
    3mg of Riboflavin
    3.5mg of B6
    11mcg of B12
    19mg of B5
    114mg of C
    38mg of Niacin



    all in one drink? I ask you.... how can you possibly go wrong?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    mmmm can't miss out on that oh so tasty riboflavin

    Knob on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    we have pretty much the same thing over here.

    it's called Nudie.

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    #pipe on
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fuckin naked healthy hippy drinks.

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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    honestly.... how can you go wrong with this?

    30 blueberries
    8 blackberries
    2.75 apples
    .5 bananas

    PLUS

    An arbitrary amount of vodka



    all in one drink? I ask you.... how can you possibly go wrong?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    mmmm can't miss out on that oh so tasty riboflavin

    your base metabolic rate would agree.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think we only have innocent smoothies over here.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    They're just hiding their true dirty nature.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    sweet jesus

    i just caught a look at myself in a mirror

    i need a shave and a wash and a few days of sleep

    Knob on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I think we only have innocent smoothies over here.

    all fruit are sluts.


    dirty delicious whores.

    Stale on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    mmmm can't miss out on that oh so tasty riboflavin

    your base metabolic rate would agree.

    then i get a +2 to AC, right

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    mmmm can't miss out on that oh so tasty riboflavin

    your base metabolic rate would agree.

    then i get a +2 to AC, right

    and +4 to Charisma

    Stale on
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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    that juice is the grossest ass shit in the goddamned eeuuurrrgh blarch

    I like the green one a lot.
    It looks nasty but it mostly tastes like kiwi and banana.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    what was the kind i had

    vanilla chai i think


    it tasted like a lady with dysentary and a yeast infection rinsed out her rancid crevice with soy milk and vanilla extract then squatted over a bottle and gave herself a hernia

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    How much did that cost?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    what was the kind i had

    vanilla chai i think


    it tasted like a lady with dysentary and a yeast infection rinsed out her rancid crevice with soy milk and vanilla extract then squatted over a bottle and gave herself a hernia

    I've never seen any naked juice with vanilla chai.

    I think you are thinking of some lesser smoothie.



    Last night I went to Super-Target and spent a rediculous amount of money and stocked my fridge with these things. My bottom shelf is a fruity sea of fuck-awesome.


    Also, let us discuss how much better Super-Target is then Super-Walmart, because fuck, it's way better.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    what was the kind i had

    vanilla chai i think


    it tasted like a lady with dysentary and a yeast infection rinsed out her rancid crevice with soy milk and vanilla extract then squatted over a bottle and gave herself a hernia

    oh yeah no fuck that vanilla shit

    but the green one is basically the same thing as Odwalla Superfood, which is good and crazy healthy.

    But given a choice, I'll have Odwalla's Carrot Juice. That shit is deeee-licious.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    what was the kind i had

    vanilla chai i think


    it tasted like a lady with dysentary and a yeast infection rinsed out her rancid crevice with soy milk and vanilla extract then squatted over a bottle and gave herself a hernia

    I've never seen any naked juice with vanilla chai.

    I think you are thinking of some lesser smoothie.

    i wasn't sure so i consulted google

    and after reading what other people say about it, i'm positive that's what i had

    http://www.google.com/search?q=naked+vanilla+chai&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

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