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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Fighting is the only sport I can't see sexes mixing on. But I am biased in the sense that as a man to legally protect yourself you should never touch a woman who is not your spouse/romantic interest at all, and you should never ever be alone in a room with children even if they are related to you if they aren't YOURS.

    Just too risky.

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    Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I was talking to Pony about this in the context of the UFC, I said that instead of just having a women's division they should just put the women in with the men.

    He said something something biology men have denser muscle mass so you can't draw an equivalency something something

    Which bummed me out because I would enjoy seeing ladies in the UFC

    See I don't get this.

    Yes, the worlds strongest man will more than likely be able to lift more than the worlds strongest woman, the worlds best boxer will hit harder than the worlds best female boxer, but wouldn't she be faster, making it a situation like a heavyweight man fighting a welterweight man with a more solid punch, which has been proven to be disastrous for heavyweights in the past when it's been done?

    Yeah, seems to me weight classes are kind of double protection system, keeps smaller people from getting bludgeoned by a beast, but protects the beasts from having to try and deal with the agility of a quicker/smaller fighter.

    Also, makes judging of ability far easier, since both competitors are assumed to be equal on a base standard such as weight/size.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    I was talking to Pony about this in the context of the UFC, I said that instead of just having a women's division they should just put the women in with the men.

    He said something something biology men have denser muscle mass so you can't draw an equivalency something something

    Which bummed me out because I would enjoy seeing ladies in the UFC

    It takes a certain mindset to fight a woman professionally. I don't think many men would be in support of such a joining.

    Honestly it would make me feel uncomfortable to see a dude knock a chick out in UFC, especially if it kept happening. Like what if men are just better fighters and the women never win? Should we keep letting them try?

    Yeah, it'd be kind of fucked up. Most of us are conditioned to consider violence against women a bad thing. Watching a woman get the shit kicked out of her for sport does not appeal to me.

    Wash on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    in almost any combat sport weight classes protect smaller fighters

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Son of a fuck my parents put my birth certificate in that package so I'd have it in California.

    What the fuck.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I don't mind watching a guy beat the shit out of a chick because I'm a feminist, yo.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    No I got my badges a while ago. I think you're thinking of some other home slice.

    I swear to blog if you mistook me for casual eddy I will fight you at dinner

    Eddy on
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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Well I mean Cyborg keeps fucking up every single woman she fights over and over again

    She must be lonely

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Fighting is the only sport I can't see sexes mixing on. But I am biased in the sense that as a man to legally protect yourself you should never touch a woman who is not your spouse/romantic interest at all, and you should never ever be alone in a room with children even if they are related to you if they aren't YOURS.

    Just too risky.

    This reminds me

    I sort of "discovered" reddit recently, meaning I knew it was there but only recently started exploring various aspects of it. Sometimes because parts are genuinely entertaining, sometimes out of morbid curiosity.

    The /mensrights section is really depressing, because of both the stories posted there and the responses to them.

    Nocturne on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't mind watching a guy beat the shit out of a chick because I'm a feminist, yo.

    Or sick in the head. Or both!

    Wash on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    No I got my badges a while ago. I think you're thinking of some other home slice.

    I swear to blog if you mistook me for casual eddy I will fight you at dinner

    no, i know casual eddy still has to find a badge somewhere

    but i thought you were in that situation, too

    oh well!

    Organichu on
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    What chu you talking bout

    i thought badges sold out before you got yours, for pax

    did you find one

    casual eddy

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    in almost any combat sport weight classes protect smaller fighters

    yeah, i don't know what these guys are talking about.

    Dynagrip on
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    edited February 2011
    Nocturne wrote: »
    The /mensrights section is really depressing, because of both the stories posted there and the responses to them.

    Oh, god.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Son of a fuck my parents put my birth certificate in that package so I'd have it in California.

    What the fuck.

    it's really easy to get a copy of it.

    I think.

    Dynagrip on
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm willing to bet that if she's a champion high school wrestler she's not all that worried about some dude grabbing her tits in a match. I don't see sexual assault charges being a huge possibility in her case.

    The girl is probably okay with it.

    But the guy isn't, and his uncomfortableness should be valued just as much as a lady's

    I have to disagree.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Last I checked Chu is right in almost all combat sports. You have from light weight to ultra heavy weight style classes. Except I think Sumo is just one pool but you fight people at your level.

    Mazzyx on
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    Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Fighting is the only sport I can't see sexes mixing on. But I am biased in the sense that as a man to legally protect yourself you should never touch a woman who is not your spouse/romantic interest at all, and you should never ever be alone in a room with children even if they are related to you if they aren't YOURS.

    Just too risky.

    This reminds me

    I sort of "discovered" reddit recently, meaning I knew it was there but only recently started exploring various aspects of it. Sometimes because parts are genuinely entertaining, sometimes out of morbid curiosity.

    The /mensrights section is really depressing, because of both the stories posted there and the responses to them.

    Reddit's kind of a weird community, it's surprisingly insular for such a large site. But there does tend to be a circlejerk tendency to certain parts of it, so grain of salt and all that.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Son of a fuck my parents put my birth certificate in that package so I'd have it in California.

    What the fuck.

    it's really easy to get a copy of it.

    I think.

    Yeah but I don't love the fact that some asshole who lacks the scruples to not fucking cut someone else's parcel open and gut it before re-weighing it and send it back out AT THEIR OWN JOB now has my birth certificate.

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm willing to bet that if she's a champion high school wrestler she's not all that worried about some dude grabbing her tits in a match. I don't see sexual assault charges being a huge possibility in her case.

    The girl is probably okay with it.

    But the guy isn't, and his uncomfortableness should be valued just as much as a lady's

    I have to disagree.

    Which part do you disagree on?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Last I checked Chu is right in almost all combat sports. You have from light weight to ultra heavy weight style classes. Except I think Sumo is just one pool but you fight people at your level.

    Well as much as hollywood and martial arts movies try to say the opposite. Most of the time in a major weight disparity the smaller guy is going to catch the god damn brunt of a beating. I mean think of it in the wild, elephant vs just about any other animal one on one means a win for the elephant.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    The /mensrights section is really depressing, because of both the stories posted there and the responses to them.

    Oh, god.

    Yeah, it's a strange juxtaposition.

    *Article about sexism towards men*

    Man that is fucked up.

    *Comments full of ignorance and (I hate using this term but it applies here) male privilege*

    Welp.

    Nocturne on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Son of a fuck my parents put my birth certificate in that package so I'd have it in California.

    What the fuck.

    it's really easy to get a copy of it.

    I think.

    Yeah but I don't love the fact that some asshole who lacks the scruples to not fucking cut someone else's parcel open and gut it before re-weighing it and send it back out AT THEIR OWN JOB now has my birth certificate.

    You're going to make some Vietnamese refugee really happy.

    Wash on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Last I checked Chu is right in almost all combat sports. You have from light weight to ultra heavy weight style classes. Except I think Sumo is just one pool but you fight people at your level.

    Well as much as hollywood and martial arts movies try to say the opposite. Most of the time in a major weight disparity the smaller guy is going to catch the god damn brunt of a beating. I mean think of it in the wild, elephant vs just about any other animal one on one means a win for the elephant.

    Oh I full agree with this. Unless the guy is some sort of prodigy like Bruce Lee or is trained fighting someone untrained, if both have equal skill the bigger guy wins.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm willing to bet that if she's a champion high school wrestler she's not all that worried about some dude grabbing her tits in a match. I don't see sexual assault charges being a huge possibility in her case.

    The girl is probably okay with it.

    But the guy isn't, and his uncomfortableness should be valued just as much as a lady's

    I have to disagree.

    Do go on

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    The /mensrights section is really depressing, because of both the stories posted there and the responses to them.

    Oh, god.

    Yeah, it's a strange juxtaposition.

    *Article about sexism towards men*

    Man that is fucked up.

    *Comments full of ignorance and (I hate using this term but it applies here) male privilege*

    Welp.

    That reminds me of an article I read on fark, where a bunch of white knights jumped on a guy for daring to have a different opinion then they did.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    The /mensrights section is really depressing, because of both the stories posted there and the responses to them.

    Oh, god.

    Yeah, it's a strange juxtaposition.

    *Article about sexism towards men*

    Man that is fucked up.

    *Comments full of ignorance and (I hate using this term but it applies here) male privilege*

    Welp.

    Yep, that pretty much sums up the men's rights movement.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Last I checked Chu is right in almost all combat sports. You have from light weight to ultra heavy weight style classes. Except I think Sumo is just one pool but you fight people at your level.

    Well as much as hollywood and martial arts movies try to say the opposite. Most of the time in a major weight disparity the smaller guy is going to catch the god damn brunt of a beating. I mean think of it in the wild, elephant vs just about any other animal one on one means a win for the elephant.

    there's some account i read by a member of shayetet thirteen (of flotilla fame), the israeli naval commando force

    early in his krav training he was in a lesson about facing multiple unarmed opponents

    and they're training for hours and sweaty and beat down

    and he asks the instructor,

    "what do i do if they're big"

    and the instructor laughs in his face and walks away

    Organichu on
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Last I checked Chu is right in almost all combat sports. You have from light weight to ultra heavy weight style classes. Except I think Sumo is just one pool but you fight people at your level.

    Well as much as hollywood and martial arts movies try to say the opposite. Most of the time in a major weight disparity the smaller guy is going to catch the god damn brunt of a beating. I mean think of it in the wild, elephant vs just about any other animal one on one means a win for the elephant.

    Except a wolverine.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Last I checked Chu is right in almost all combat sports. You have from light weight to ultra heavy weight style classes. Except I think Sumo is just one pool but you fight people at your level.

    Well as much as hollywood and martial arts movies try to say the opposite. Most of the time in a major weight disparity the smaller guy is going to catch the god damn brunt of a beating. I mean think of it in the wild, elephant vs just about any other animal one on one means a win for the elephant.

    Except a wolverine.

    Or a virus.

    Which is how I win fights. I just yell, "I HAVE AIDS!"

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Last I checked Chu is right in almost all combat sports. You have from light weight to ultra heavy weight style classes. Except I think Sumo is just one pool but you fight people at your level.

    Well as much as hollywood and martial arts movies try to say the opposite. Most of the time in a major weight disparity the smaller guy is going to catch the god damn brunt of a beating. I mean think of it in the wild, elephant vs just about any other animal one on one means a win for the elephant.

    Oh I full agree with this. Unless the guy is some sort of prodigy like Bruce Lee or is trained fighting someone untrained, if both have equal skill the bigger guy wins.

    Yeah, its just a matter of being able to absorb punishment that the other person can not. And then in turn dishing out a beating, most of the time it would be a one sided fight, and if you've ever seen one of those, its not fucking pretty.

    Factor into this the image of a woman being on the losing end and that just puts it into an uncomfortable place.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Last I checked Chu is right in almost all combat sports. You have from light weight to ultra heavy weight style classes. Except I think Sumo is just one pool but you fight people at your level.

    Well as much as hollywood and martial arts movies try to say the opposite. Most of the time in a major weight disparity the smaller guy is going to catch the god damn brunt of a beating. I mean think of it in the wild, elephant vs just about any other animal one on one means a win for the elephant.

    Except a wolverine.

    Or a virus.

    Which is how I win fights. I just yell, "I HAVE AIDS!"

    Nah Dawg, I'm straight, I can't get aids.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I was talking to Pony about this in the context of the UFC, I said that instead of just having a women's division they should just put the women in with the men.

    He said something something biology men have denser muscle mass so you can't draw an equivalency something something

    Which bummed me out because I would enjoy seeing ladies in the UFC

    I think any time you get into a professional sport you are looking not at human populations at large but a carefully selected top fraction of a percentage (in terms of whatever physical attributes are relevant to that sport). Which is exactly where the quite small (compared to most animals) differences between men and women become very noticable.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    surest way to win a fight:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xZMjpDD9go

    Organichu on
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Last I checked Chu is right in almost all combat sports. You have from light weight to ultra heavy weight style classes. Except I think Sumo is just one pool but you fight people at your level.

    Well as much as hollywood and martial arts movies try to say the opposite. Most of the time in a major weight disparity the smaller guy is going to catch the god damn brunt of a beating. I mean think of it in the wild, elephant vs just about any other animal one on one means a win for the elephant.

    there's some account i read by a member of shayetet thirteen (of flotilla fame), the israeli naval commando force

    early in his krav training he was in a lesson about facing multiple unarmed opponents

    and they're training for hours and sweaty and beat down

    and he asks the instructor,

    "what do i do if they're big"

    and the instructor laughs in his face and walks away

    I loved one of my instructors for this

    he basically sat us down and said "if they're bigger and/or there's more of them then there are of you, you're going to lose."

    smart man. made sure everyone knew to stay out of those situations but, if you're gonna be in one, the best way to take less of an ass whuppin'

    Zombiemambo on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm willing to bet that if she's a champion high school wrestler she's not all that worried about some dude grabbing her tits in a match. I don't see sexual assault charges being a huge possibility in her case.

    The girl is probably okay with it.

    But the guy isn't, and his uncomfortableness should be valued just as much as a lady's

    I have to disagree.

    Go on.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My brother told me I should call the police. I feel like this is a moot point. Thoughts?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    you scream "I'm a hemophiliac!" and then kick him in the nuts

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    Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    The /mensrights section is really depressing, because of both the stories posted there and the responses to them.

    Oh, god.

    Yeah, it's a strange juxtaposition.

    *Article about sexism towards men*

    Man that is fucked up.

    *Comments full of ignorance and (I hate using this term but it applies here) male privilege*

    Welp.

    Yep, that pretty much sums up the men's rights movement.

    Which seems rather strange, I mean.....except for very specific areas such as paternal rights, divorce proceedings, and being alone around young children, they have like....all the rights?

    Dark_Side on
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My brother told me I should call the police. I feel like this is a moot point. Thoughts?

    Might need a police report to collect on the insurance.

    RiemannLives on
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