Waka LakaRiding the stuffed UnicornIf ya know what I mean.Registered Userregular
I am surrounded by hot chicks in my life, but none of them are into me that way. Tried internet dating, got my email box spammed with pictures of dicks and what looked like infections.
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she already wants to play with balls
it's going WELL
applebee's ain't a panty dropper, keith
can still get atcha that way
our first two meetings involved mini-golf and billiards
she is apparently a fan of balls
tell her you have a few to show her
INSTANT GRATIFICATION
Elbows up; side to side
Like a cholo
I'm worried that it may not be merely a fascination with balls, but more of an interest in ball-related physics
basically, if I show her my junk and ask her if she wants to get physical, the odds of ended up hospitalized are high
that's my fear
All right! Way to go Donny!!!!
O-okay
fear....or FETISH!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmzii2u5GME
This song's tactics are foolproof in their efficacy
E: This opinion based on county fair/tractor pull experiences
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
It's gonna happen
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And maybe the same ammount for one broken in eastern europe women
AM I A FUCKING BET
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the sexy version
beasteh jerking it to the sword in the stone porn
If that's what you put you're looking for in your okcupid "Why should you message me?" bit then you may be waiting a while.
That is horrifying.
Yeah, great times.
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Dammit, Austin, that's my mother!
now i understand so much...