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League of [Phalla] :: A MINI FOR THE AGES :: Day 502 Gateway

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    sometimes i want to watch the f-zero anime because of that scene

    but i know that i've already seen the best part

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Day 1 - Null and Void

    Champions spread out, keeping a wary distance from each other. Surrounding the nexus, they attempt discourse.

    "omg fuking riot fix youre servers"
    "ow wtf, how can you hit me??"
    "dunno lol"

    It appears that every champion is freely attackable, with flagrant disregard for any team colours. The announcer interrupts.

    Minions have spawned!

    Robed figures pour forth from the nexus, immediately assaulting the nearest champion. In the confusion the minion wave pushes everyone towards the middle river (at least some fortune, in that the towers seem to be inactive), where they encounter another group of champions. Two dozen champions stand off, ankle deep in the waters.

    "I called mid faggot gtfo"
    "aram lol"
    "mid? you're trying to lane? you're a retard"

    Whispers ripple through the crowd, and it appears that some champions form up a circle. Concerned, others being to do the same. With distrust, they all eventually disperse into the jungle, safe from the bugged minions and free to farm some creeps.

    kime decides that he is most worthy of the blue buff, and so the golem is assaulted. Malzahar needs his mana, baby.

    With the golem at 5%, in swoops B:L, last hitting with his strike and stealing the buff for himself.

    kime: omg
    kime: you noob >(

    Denied of the tasty mana regen and cooldown reduction, kime rushes through the jungle, looking for someone to take his frustrations out on. He comes across a potential victim and initiates with his ult. Nether Grasp locks down his target, leaving him ripe for a gank as his essence is drained. Wait, no, it canceled.

    kime: wtf qss? fucking lame ass game fuck riot Im' waiting for dota2

    Zilean comes tearing in at warp speed towards Malzahar.

    MaxFrost: don't worry, I'll save you!

    Zilean pops his ultimate on Malzahar, preventing his death if it should occur. But instead Malzahar begins blue-pilling.

    kime has left the game.

    Zilean would have been better served saving his ult for himself, as within moments he is beset upon by a gank.

    Meanwhile, Capfalcon has reached his limit. Constant /all harassment about his skills (or lack thereof) lead him to abandon the game.

    Capfalcon: yeah yeah get your grudge on, you're all a bunch of bot feeders

    Capfalcon has left the game.

    _____________________________________________________________

    Day 1 Results

    Capfalcon - Kassadin - ragequit
    kime - Malzahar - ragequit
    MaxFrost - Zilean - ganked

    B:L has the blue buff

    Day 2 begins and will end at 10pm CDT.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Infidel wrote:
    kime decides that he is most worthy of the blue buff, and so the golem is assaulted. Malzahar needs his mana, baby.

    With the golem at 5%, in swoops B:L, last hitting with his strike and stealing the buff for himself.

    kime: omg
    kime: you noob >(

    B:L has the blue buff

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    B:L on
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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    B:L for last minute vote shenanigans.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    It's not like it was a huge secret that B:L was pushing for a kime wagon. And hadn't posted a vote until the last minute

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    All PMs should be out.

    If you have any questions, let me know.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote:
    B:L for last minute vote shenanigans.

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    !Demacian Justice on Peccavi

    DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    MaxFrostMaxFrost Registered User regular
    OOoooOOOoooo

    I'm going back to HoN...it's prettier.

    ooooOoOOoOoo

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    An enemy has been slain!

    Peccavi - Renekton - DEMACIA

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    So wait. Was it a tie vote?

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote:
    An enemy has been slain!

    Peccavi - Renekton - DEMACIA

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    facetious wrote:
    So wait. Was it a tie vote?
    Yeah

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    ooooooooooooo
    Fuck
    ooooooooooooo

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Also:

    "ow wtf, how can you hit me??"
    "dunno lol"

    Didn't someone paste that from a chatlog into one of the LoL threads?

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    So wait, is peccavi really dead? He's not orange in the OP, which was edited after that post

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    OK. Does anyone else think it's weird that Spoit doesn't have a spreadsheet, and is justifying someone tying the vote?

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    wait, bl how did you do that

    how

    also, what does orange mean?

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    wildwoodwildwood Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote:
    An enemy has been slain!

    Peccavi - Renekton - DEMACIA

    Nice shot, mister lurking-behind-the-bush-person.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Well he could always respawn.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote:
    So wait, is peccavi really dead? He's not orange in the OP, which was edited after that post

    He is dead and the OP is caught up afaik, let me know if I missed anything.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote:
    OK. Does anyone else think it's weird that Spoit doesn't have a spreadsheet, and is justifying someone tying the vote?
    Why spreadsheet while the magicbox still works?

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    That kill was

    8-)

    bush league.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Langly wrote:
    wait, bl how did you do that

    how

    also, what does orange mean?

    probably his ultimate

    i'm guessing that mafia will still show up as red which means that peccavi is either a neutral/third faction or B:L's kill doesn't reveal alignment

    I needed anime to post. on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    also, no mafia kill, what's up with that

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    also, no mafia kill, what's up with that
    can we assume you are taking credit for the maxfrost kill, then?

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote:
    MrTLicious wrote:
    OK. Does anyone else think it's weird that Spoit doesn't have a spreadsheet, and is justifying someone tying the vote?
    Why spreadsheet while the magicbox still works?

    I don't know, but I've seen it!

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    well gank, as far as I know, is a village thing, or at least not specifically a mafia move.

    I also know there were villagers who were going to group up and kill max.

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    also, no mafia kill, what's up with that
    can we assume you are taking credit for the maxfrost kill, then?

    I think he's just surprised that there's no kill outside the gank mechanic. It probably was a mafia kill, but done through ganks.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    ok, orange was probably a neutral color, I had forgotten that someone named peccavi's role name to me today as someone he was hunting.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote:
    Bedlam wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    also, no mafia kill, what's up with that
    can we assume you are taking credit for the maxfrost kill, then?

    I think he's just surprised that there's no kill outside the gank mechanic. It probably was a mafia kill, but done through ganks.

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    !Spoit

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    ooooOOOOoooo

    Man, it's just like the game.

    OOOOooooOOOO

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Sure, that Spoit character is OP anyway

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Things I don't trust: people who vote for themself.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    A village idiot would probably have let the vote accumulate before doing anything. This early and he just wants us to think that he's a village idiot.

    Unless that's just what he wants us to think...

    My head hurts.

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    REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    @B:L

    wut?

    So there were 3(4?) kills?

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    2 vote kills, a gank squad kill, and B:L used the blue buff to kill peccavi.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    not necessarily, unless he told you that. His ultimate might just be that he can kill someone at any time, without waiting for narration.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Spoit

    I'm down

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    reg you gotta put quptes around people like bl, like this

    @B:L

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    Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    Wait, there was only 1 gank squad kill?

    What?

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