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StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
Good evening gentlemen and ladies and TFS. I have here in my clipboard the Internet Acceptable Use Policy, a policy of what you should and should not post on the internet if you are a good Christian. Okay, it doesn't actually say Christians, but this whole thing was modeled after the ten motherfucking commandments. That means they are serious here. Anyways, without further ado, here you are:
Internet Acceptable Use Policy

Posting information or content in any form on the Internet constitutes acceptance of and agreement to the Net Authority Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

1. Thou shalt not post pornographic material.

There is a common misconception that pornography is limited purely to images or textual descriptions of an explicit sexual nature. This is not the case. Anything that can evoke impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder is pornographic.
2. Thou shalt not post hateful material.

Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden.
3. Thou shalt not post blasphemous material.

Any material that would lead one astray from the righteous path of the one true God must not be permitted on the Internet. These days children are gaining access to the Internet at younger and younger ages—a time when they are most vulnerable and susceptible to blasphemous viewpoints and suggestions.
4. Thou shalt not post materials of an offensive political nature.
5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

http://www.netauthority.org/aup.html

I bolded my favorite parts. Also I italicized those that have a direct connection to the ten commandments.

Framalamadingdong is a better internet detective than me, turns out this is a spoof. Whooooooops

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    VothVoth Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So, you can't post anything?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Banging my filipina girlfriend is the same as giving a horse a hummer.

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    VothVoth Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I mean, those kids look like they're ready to get a facial, so they shouldn't have posted that.

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I wonder if there is a single post in SE++ that wouldn't qualify as evil. Chances are low.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    I smell a spoof.
    Please say it's a spoof

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Butters wrote: »
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    I smell a spoof.
    Please say it's a spoof

    I've got bad news.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    edit: god damnit beat'd


    TFS :|

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm pretty sure that site just makes fun of people.


    ....pretty sure.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Two children having sex with each other while worshipping Satan and snorting the cremated remains of their teacher

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Example #2: Children's Dinosaur Stories. You might think that a site that contains stories about dinosaurs for children would be innocent—but let's stop and think about that for a moment. If you read the bible (you should, it's great!) you know that dinosaurs never actually existed, and that God put those fossils and bones there to test our faith in Him. While the stories themselves may not contain any offensive material, the simple fact that they are about dinosaurs may cause a child to question his faith in the one true God. By blaspheming, this site is in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy and should be added to our database.

    Depriving a child of dinosaurs is like denying a great musician his instrument

    It's just not right

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure that site just makes fun of people.


    ....pretty sure.

    I don't understand why posts like this. Doesn't everybody here remember pre-apology theSAVED? This site isn't even the worst I've seen, go browse FSTDT some time. Some examples of the rampant stupidity that exists:
    Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.
    No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.
    There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man, reading these just makes me want to get a tattoo on my right arm of the word SCIENCE in lightning bolts between two Tesla coils even more.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Butters wrote: »
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    I smell a spoof.
    Please say it's a spoof
    [url=http://www.whois.net/whois_new.cgi?d=netauthority&tld=org]whois.net[/url] wrote:
    Registrant Name:Rudis Muiznieks
    [url=http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=Rudis+Muiznieks&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8]Google[/url] wrote:
    http://www.rudism.com/
    www.rudism.com wrote:
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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    www.rudism.com wrote:
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    What a terrible fucking comic.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh great, another one of these wankfests.

    Count me in!

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    VothVoth Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well, they can't all be winners. (I think that one's pretty funny)

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    children2.jpg

    I smell a spoof.
    Please say it's a spoof
    [url=http://www.whois.net/whois_new.cgi?d=netauthority&tld=org]whois.net[/url] wrote:
    Registrant Name:Rudis Muiznieks
    [url=http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=Rudis+Muiznieks&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8]Google[/url] wrote:
    http://www.rudism.com/
    www.rudism.com wrote:
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    You have a fine career ahead of you as an IPI.

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    Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    http://www.netauthority.org/badges.html

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I should make a living out of finding bad comics and making them even worse.
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    AAHAHAHAHA

    PLEASE WEAR THIS BUTTON TO TELL EVERYONE YOU ARE EVIL AND GOING TO HELL

    THANKS

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So it is a spoof.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    jmillikin wrote: »
    I should make a living out of finding bad comics and making them even worse.
    [img]http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9454/never lupus.jpg[/img][img][/img]

    that is just marginally better

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, reading these just makes me want to get a tattoo on my right arm of the word SCIENCE in lightning bolts between two Tesla coils even more.
    You should do it anyway because that would be an awesome tattoo.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    there's no way this is real


    no way

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OH NO YOU GUYS
    4CHAN IS ON THE LIST
    I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EVIL

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    God, I already proved it's not real.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    show us this proof

    This site is real, just ask this scientician :arrow:

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    VothVoth Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The fake site is funnier than the comic site.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    geez fram kill the fun whydontcha

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, reading these just makes me want to get a tattoo on my right arm of the word SCIENCE in lightning bolts between two Tesla coils even more.
    You should do it anyway because that would be an awesome tattoo.

    See, whenever I encountered someone trying to say that gravity doesn't exist or evolution is impossible, I would punch them in the teeth and then declare them defeated by science.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    geez fram kill the fun whydontcha

    That's my job.

    I'm an internet detective

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, reading these just makes me want to get a tattoo on my right arm of the word SCIENCE in lightning bolts between two Tesla coils even more.
    You should do it anyway because that would be an awesome tattoo.

    See, whenever I encountered someone trying to say that gravity doesn't exist or evolution is impossible, I would punch them in the teeth and then declare them defeated by science.

    who the fuck says gravity doesn't exist?

    it's fucking observable!

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, reading these just makes me want to get a tattoo on my right arm of the word SCIENCE in lightning bolts between two Tesla coils even more.
    You should do it anyway because that would be an awesome tattoo.

    See, whenever I encountered someone trying to say that gravity doesn't exist or evolution is impossible, I would punch them in the teeth and then declare them defeated by science.

    who the fuck says gravity doesn't exist?

    it's fucking observable!

    Allow me a quote from earlier in the thread:
    Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, reading these just makes me want to get a tattoo on my right arm of the word SCIENCE in lightning bolts between two Tesla coils even more.
    You should do it anyway because that would be an awesome tattoo.

    See, whenever I encountered someone trying to say that gravity doesn't exist or evolution is impossible, I would punch them in the teeth and then declare them defeated by science.

    who the fuck says gravity doesn't exist?

    it's fucking observable!

    and then BAM! Defeated by science!

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