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Carved into the Stone of Cyberspace- SPOOF
Quetzi
Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
Good evening gentlemen and ladies and TFS. I have here in my clipboard the Internet Acceptable Use Policy, a policy of what you should and should not post on the internet if you are a good Christian. Okay, it doesn't actually say Christians, but this whole thing was modeled after the ten motherfucking commandments. That means they are serious here. Anyways, without further ado, here you are:
http://www.netauthority.org/aup.html
I bolded my favorite parts. Also I italicized those that have a direct connection to the ten commandments.
Framalamadingdong is a better internet detective than me, turns out this is a spoof. Whooooooops
Internet Acceptable Use Policy
Posting information or content in any form on the Internet constitutes acceptance of and agreement to the Net Authority Internet Acceptable Use Policy.
1. Thou shalt not post pornographic material.
There is a common misconception that pornography is limited purely to images or textual descriptions of an explicit sexual nature. This is not the case. Anything that can evoke impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder is pornographic.
2. Thou shalt not post hateful material.
Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden.
3. Thou shalt not post blasphemous material.
Any material that would lead one astray from the righteous path of the one true God must not be permitted on the Internet. These days children are gaining access to the Internet at younger and younger ages—a time when they are most vulnerable and susceptible to blasphemous viewpoints and suggestions.
4. Thou shalt not post materials of an offensive political nature.
5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.
God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.
http://www.netauthority.org/aup.html
I bolded my favorite parts. Also I italicized those that have a direct connection to the ten commandments.
Framalamadingdong is a better internet detective than me, turns out this is a spoof. Whooooooops
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I've got bad news.
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I don't understand why posts like this. Doesn't everybody here remember pre-apology theSAVED? This site isn't even the worst I've seen, go browse FSTDT some time. Some examples of the rampant stupidity that exists:
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
What a terrible fucking comic.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Count me in!
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
You have a fine career ahead of you as an IPI.
Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
PLEASE WEAR THIS BUTTON TO TELL EVERYONE YOU ARE EVIL AND GOING TO HELL
THANKS
that is just marginally better
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
no way
4CHAN IS ON THE LIST
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EVIL
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
This site is real, just ask this scientician :arrow:
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
See, whenever I encountered someone trying to say that gravity doesn't exist or evolution is impossible, I would punch them in the teeth and then declare them defeated by science.
That's my job.
I'm an internet detective
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
who the fuck says gravity doesn't exist?
it's fucking observable!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Allow me a quote from earlier in the thread:
and then BAM! Defeated by science!