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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    so its been raining the shit out of Philly basically all day so I was worried that any kind of body that showed up at my house would get soaked, but lo and behold the delivery man actually put the box inside my storm door for once! Horray!

    I'll be honest, a corpse was packed into a much smaller package than I expected, although it weighed about right.
    Spoiler:

    what's this! A note from Satan!
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    OH! I get it! It was the book Bone, not actual bones! This makes so much more sense now! Also, Bone is awesome, I've read some of a while back, but never the whole thing, this is a great gift! Thanks for this as well as the other one Legba!

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    >_>

    I can still read the name

    <_<

    Steam Starcraft SLeague of Legends
  • MarthMarth Contemplative Kermit Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Marth wrote:
    Kusu!

    what.

    That was very rude language toward Santa.
    Spoiler:

    Steam Xbox Live LoL: SadSchaub
  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    gamma world is

    amazing

    you can be a pyrokinetic plant or a seismic yeti, among other things with the core set

  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    if you read the name backwards and spin around in a circle three times with the lights off in the bathroom, Keith will appear and watch you poop

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Yay! Bone is an excellent read

    Stupid, stupid rat creatures

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    neville wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    ceres wrote:
    Okay how many Jewish people are there on this list?

    I have to narrow the odds that you're my satan >>

    Just start soliciting wang pics, you can rule out all the uncuts right from go.

    except many americans will be immune to that test

    Listen to this man, he knows his cocks

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    That. . . can be taking other ways than intended.

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    That. . . can be taking other ways than intended.

    Much like a cock!

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    neville wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    ceres wrote:
    Okay how many Jewish people are there on this list?

    I have to narrow the odds that you're my satan >>

    Just start soliciting wang pics, you can rule out all the uncuts right from go.

    except many americans will be immune to that test

    Listen to this man, he knows his cocks

    I have an honorary degree in it.
    Yet so few people send theirs to me for

    review.

    :|

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  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    neville wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    neville wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    ceres wrote:
    Okay how many Jewish people are there on this list?

    I have to narrow the odds that you're my satan >>

    Just start soliciting wang pics, you can rule out all the uncuts right from go.

    except many americans will be immune to that test

    Listen to this man, he knows his cocks

    I have an honorary degree in it.
    Yet so few people send theirs to me for

    review.

    :|

    I would, but the file won't attach properly.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    Marth wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Marth wrote:
    Kusu!

    what.

    That was very rude language toward Santa.
    Spoiler:

    fuck santa im not letting a senior citizen come into MY home

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    @Zucchini Glad you liked it! The Bone omnibus is one of those comic books everyone should own.

    There are two more gifts incoming, and I really have no idea when or in what order. But! The contents are hinted at in the card you got with Skyrim...

    Legba on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    That is awesome, @Legba

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Ill make sure and add your post with your awesome new book to the list before I PM Mr. Longbottom tonight.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Received two more things today.

    Dead Pool book...sweet
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    Skylander character for the new Spyro game. Drobot...a robot dragon. Fuck yeah. My kid is already ready to go insane to play with the new character, but he has to finish his homework. He is not happy with my dad logic.
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    Thanks Secret Satan Evan...Ethan...forum name? I don't want to associate most of you rejects as humans, but my Secret Satan is alright.

    Hopefully I'll find out/figure out who you are.

    Hunter on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Matev wrote:
    neville wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    neville wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    ceres wrote:
    Okay how many Jewish people are there on this list?

    I have to narrow the odds that you're my satan >>

    Just start soliciting wang pics, you can rule out all the uncuts right from go.

    except many americans will be immune to that test

    Listen to this man, he knows his cocks

    I have an honorary degree in it.
    Yet so few people send theirs to me for

    review.

    :|

    I would, but the file won't attach properly.

    dooo ittttt

    nevillexmassig1.png
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Hunter wrote: »
    Received two more things today.

    Dead Pool book...sweet
    SecretSatan2011_DeadPool.jpg

    Skylander character for the new Spyro game. Drobot...a robot dragon. Fuck yeah. My kid is already ready to go insane to play with the new character, but he has to finish his homework. He is not happy with my dad logic.
    SecretSatan2011_Skylander.jpg


    Thanks Secret Satan Evan...Ethan...forum name? I don't want to associate most of you rejects as humans, but my Secret Satan is alright.

    Hopefully I'll find out/figure out who you are.

    Hey that's pretty cool!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Seriously...robot dragons. The 9 year old Hunter is all like "OH HELLS YEAH". I will be shooting lasers at bad guys tonight.

  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    There was a notice on @VisionofClarity and I's door today saying we have a package waiting for us at the front office. I have no idea if it is a gift of satanic origin or not but I will report back!

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  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    My gift is on its way to my Satanee :) I'm pretty excited, and a little nervous.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    My gift is on its way to my Satanee :) I'm pretty excited, and a little nervous.

    just like sex

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    My gift is on its way to my Satanee :) I'm pretty excited, and a little nervous.

    just like sex

    Fitting, since this is my very first PA gift exchange! :^:

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    well then prepare to get rammed in the ass
    with gifts

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    kusu hey kusu

  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    Satan, I will be out of town starting Thursday morning through next Tuesday. Someone will be stopping by a couple times during that period to look in on our cat, so if a package arrives at my doorstep, it won't have to sit out there too long.

    If you have already sent a gift my way, do not go insane wondering why I am so ungrateful or the package was stolen/lost until Wednesday. After that, feel free to panic.

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    dearest satanee,
    how is life, back in the farm? has mother recovered from her cold yet? and what of my old boar hound, Brutus? Have you been feeding him and walking him?
    The war rages on. President Lincoln has said that we are fighting for the equality of men, and I must support that. All men are created equal, in the image of our Lord Savior, Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
    If I do not make it back from Gettysberg, bury my uniform beneath the oak tree behind mother's house. You know the one where we spent our boyhood summers, catching june bugs and fireflies, and bathing in the rich sunshine.
    With Genial Regards,
    Col. Kusu Guttai

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Woo! Going to the post office at lunch time.

    Expect to be anally raped due to shipping costs.

    Darn you 'merica, why you gotta be far?

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Oh that's right.

    TLB smells.

    Good reasoning.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    kusu why did a terrible mother just send her five year old over to me to bum a smoke

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Oh that's right.

    TLB smells.

    Good reasoning.

    blake you used to be one of the like, 3 foreigners I did not hate

    but now, sir, you have gone TOO FAR

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Everyone you like is actually foreign. We are just all slowly revealing ourselves to you. Soon you will realize that everyone you have ever liked, is foreign.

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    kusu why did a terrible mother just send her five year old over to me to bum a smoke

    she wants to bang you in front of the kid the smoke is for afterwards

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Everyone you like is actually foreign. We are just all slowly revealing ourselves to you. Soon you will realize that everyone you have ever liked, is foreign.

    nuh

    no

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    kusu why did a terrible mother just send her five year old over to me to bum a smoke

    she wants to bang you in front of the kid the smoke is for afterwards

    man i've already had sex in front of a kid

    I ain't need to go down that road again

    it is no fun

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Blake T wrote:
    Everyone you like is actually foreign. We are just all slowly revealing ourselves to you. Soon you will realize that everyone you have ever liked, is foreign.

    nuh

    no

    The radio said "No, TLB. You are the foreign"
    And then TLB was the foreign.

    Legba on
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Stop taking my jobs TLB. stop it.

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