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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    I hate when people say that their stuff is out for delivery. It always come home, excited that maybeeee I have a package and then the inevitable letdown.

    I took my daughter on a surprise trip to Disneyland the other day and got something cool for my Satan. Its nothing in their style I dont think, but I just couldnt not get someone a trinket.

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    Hey Satan!
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    if it's for me and it's a Little Mermaid keychain it's perfect

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    #pipe wrote:
    There was another box waiting for me today!
    Spoiler:

    Fuckin' boss.

    sarukun on
  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Keith wrote:
    if it's for me and it's a Little Mermaid keychain it's perfect
    I will send you a Little Mermaid keychain Keith. I love the little mermaid. So much that I made this for my daughter to wear in her hair at the park.
    Spoiler:

    MrDoctorProfessor on
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  • WeaverWeaver send help pirates have meRegistered User regular
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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    "Chi fan le ma", "wanna eat some food?"

    This means "have you eaten", the implication being that if not, you and the enquirer should totally go get some chow.

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    "Chi fan le ma", "wanna eat some food?"

    actually it means "have you eaten yet?"

    I see the grammar police were on patrol and I needn't have worried.

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Apparently I hit quote and not edit.

    sarukun on
  • David CoffmanDavid Coffman Registered User, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff regular
    Yay, I'm glad my recipient enjoyed the goods!

    I was pretty sure at least one of the items would prove redundant.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I hate when people say that their stuff is out for delivery. It always come home, excited that maybeeee I have a package and then the inevitable letdown.

    I took my daughter on a surprise trip to Disneyland the other day and got something cool for my Satan. Its nothing in their style I dont think, but I just couldnt not get someone a trinket.

    I'm sorry MRMDPHD
    I'm just too excited about my stuff getting sent off and being there by the first of Dec.


    I'm sure your Satan will send your stuff soon

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Nice!

    I've never had Tim Tams. Are they delicious?

    They are so delicious I had two for breakfast.

    (But seriously they are the only packaged cookies I've ever found tasty.)

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    Yay, I'm glad my recipient enjoyed the goods!

    I was pretty sure at least one of the items would prove redundant.

    for the sake of our precious list, which one did you gift too?

  • TefTef Registered User regular
  • David CoffmanDavid Coffman Registered User, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff regular
    Your list is an ungodly sodomization of all that is right and just in the world. "Secret"...it's in the name! What's wrong with you people! Gosh!

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    My gift is apparently delivered.
    Spoiler:

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    Your list is an ungodly sodomization of all that is right and just in the world. "Secret"...it's in the name! What's wrong with you people! Gosh!

    the secret is usually only for before the gifting. People like to know who to blame for their happy moments, you know.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Nice!

    I've never had Tim Tams. Are they delicious?

    They are so delicious I had two for breakfast.

    (But seriously they are the only packaged cookies I've ever found tasty.)

    Are you slamming them? You have to slam them.



    If you don't do Tim Tam Slams they're just ok. If you do Tim Tam Slams they are unbelievable

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  • David CoffmanDavid Coffman Registered User, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff regular
    the secret is usually only for before the gifting. People like to know who to blame for their happy moments, you know.
    HRMPH! You'll have to beat it out of me!

    (That said, with a modest amount of googling, I bet the recipient would be able to trace it back to me).

  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    natalie imbruglia is totes an attractive lady and that tim tam slams video solidifies it, i have no clue what type of person she is outside of like, the music thing, because the US media doesn't cover her but even if she turned out to be a murderer i'd probably still want to tim tam slam with her

    BEAST! on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Nice!

    I've never had Tim Tams. Are they delicious?

    They are so delicious I had two for breakfast.

    (But seriously they are the only packaged cookies I've ever found tasty.)

    I am jealous!
    Any loving aussies out there, SEND ME YOUR TIMS (and TAMS)
    <3 <3 <3

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  • PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User
    edited November 2011
    SKULL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

    You have turned what started out as a crappy day into a fantastic one! Gather 'round and I shall regale you with the tale...

    8 AM. Food handler's class at work. I rarely wake up that early if I don't have to, but seeing as this is my final week of school EVER, I'm right in the midst of finishing my capstone which involves several all-nighters. After the class, I begin setting up the bar. (I'm a bartender, obviously.)

    I finish that around 10, (We open at 11) and head up to the middle school where I'm directing about 30 7th graders for a performance this Friday. Did I mention that I only get 30 minutes a day to work with them? Anyway, get done at the school at 10:50 and drive furiously back to work. I try to call them on the way there, only to discover that my phone's been shut off for "undisclosed reasons."

    I get to work 5 minutes late, (even though the bar had already been set up and prepped.) and who should be there but our area director making a surprise visit. Keep in mind I'm running on about...30 minutes of sleep. The shift went pretty smoothly, and as soon as the night bartender came in, I was off to the AT&T store.

    ...where they inform me that "they can't handle my situation in the store" and that I'll "have to call customer support." I call said support, and within about 5 minutes they tell me "Your service is back on. Turn your phone off, then on, and you'll be connected again." Hm, what power these phone companies wield!

    I drive to a friend's house after work to hang out for a bit, then after almost passing out several times on his couch, I decide to head home. I get home and my mom informs me that there's a package waiting for me! Could it be from my Satan? I don't think I've ordered anything off of Amazon lately...
    Spoiler:

    Hmm. I almost forgot to take a picture I was so excited! Luckily I came to my senses and snapped a quick pic just in case it was from my Satan! So what was inside this glorious box, you ask? I'm glad you did!
    Spoiler:

    D&D Books! I just recently (in the last month or two) started playing, and I was immediately drawn to the Tiefling, and I'm all about the magicks so a Warlock I became!
    Spoiler:

    On a side note, there's a paladin that plays in the group that HATES warlocks. My second week of Crown of Neverwinter, we're welcomed into this sewer-hovel-inn kind of thing, and the paladin immediately suspects that they've poisoned the food they're offering to us. Me, being the only magic-user of the group, gets elected to try it first by none other than the paladin. I specialize in Bluff mainly, so I ask the DM if I can bluff like I'm poisoned and dying to get a rise out of the paladin. I roll...he rolls...success! I begin writhing around agonizingly, screaming bloody murder. The Paladin starts freaking out, thinking he's killed the only Controller in the group. I suddenly snap out of it, mumble "Stupid humans" under my breath and continue eating.

    The paladin and I are now friends, and I'm the only mage he's ever liked.

    THANK YOU SO MUCH, @SkullMan! I can't wait to start reading all about Tieflings and how to be the best damn lone wolf there is. You're pretty much the greatest, and I can't even begin to tell you (though I've rambled quite a bit) how happy you've made me and how quickly you turned my day around. You're good people, Skully. You ever need anything, you let me know.

    PkErthbnd on
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    oh hey I'm on that package

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    @neville I will send you all the Tim Tams. Alternatively, Auspax will be non-stop Tim Tam party

  • PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User
    edited November 2011
    Haha, I noticed that as I was uploading it. And a 31B? Be still my heart!

    edit: That was in response to Keith. Not Tim-Tams.

    PkErthbnd on
  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Registered User regular
    I have recived a gift today, The Art Of Maniliness: Classic Skills and Manners for the Modern Man (picture forthcomming). I am most grateful for this book however there is one slight problem: I am in two secret santa giveaways this year (the other being the PAX Forums Sekret Santas) and whomever gifted me this book has neglected to leave either note indicating to which they belong nor a forum name to identify them thusly. I am at a loss as of whom to thank at this time.

    I do have a real name however. So barring not thanking anyone at all, I shall simply say thank you, Bryan R. Partin of Chattanooga, Tennessee for this gift of manliness. I anxiously look foward to diving into this book with a glass of fine sipping whisky and anything else that may or may not be comming from you.

    "A little bit esoteric. Just bare with him, he'll get it right eventually; or drink himself death. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, really."

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    Turns out my Secret Satan was one Mr. Munkus Q. Beaver. The good gentleman acquired for me Season 1 of Dexter!
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    has been riding me to start watching this and he has set me off on the correct path!

    Thank you Munkus! You get free reign of my signature for one year!

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Well my Satanee is online.

    I hope he likes his gifts and posts about them.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Looks like Amazon is splitting up shipments, so my Satanee will be getting the different presents at different times

  • WeaverWeaver send help pirates have meRegistered User regular
    I will begin gathering items to ship to my satan on Thursday. I think I might be able to get most of the stuff locally, instead of having it shipped to me then to you.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Tef wrote:
    @neville I will send you all the Tim Tams. Alternatively, Auspax will be non-stop Tim Tam party

    omg i will PM you my addresssssss

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    aaaaaaaa I want to know that magic that is these tim tams

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Hey, if you guys live anywhere near a Cost Plus World Market, they sell Tim Tams! They also sell Maltesers and Wispas (which are totally great).

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    @pkerthbnd I am super glad you liked it! we will have to play together some day, I have really been wanting to play that game

  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Janson wrote:
    Hey, if you guys live anywhere near a Cost Plus World Market, they sell Tim Tams! They also sell Maltesers and Wispas (which are totally great).
    Yeah, a lot of the major supermarket chains down here carry them. You can even get Tim Tams at the concession stand at some movie theaters by me!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    B.C. wrote:
    Turns out my Secret Satan was one Mr. Munkus Q. Beaver. The good gentleman acquired for me Season 1 of Dexter!
    Spoiler:
    has been riding me to start watching this and he has set me off on the correct path!

    Thank you Munkus! You get free reign of my signature for one year!

    Wait, you were supposed to get that SECOND

    I specifically chose the shipping speeds of your gifts so you'd have one for now and one for Christmas with the surprise intact!

    MAIL HAS DEFEATED ME ONCE AGAIN

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I wanted to get you some more stuff (and my traditional mailing of special edition books) but I suddenly found myself in financial straits due to being sick yet again and being forced on sick leave for the time being.

    Hope you enjoy them!

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    oh my god sheri that is going to be fantastic

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