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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    If my benefactor is in Korea I better be getting a giant jug of soju.

  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    Had I been your Satan, I would have sent you one. <3

    PSN: MegaSpooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138
    Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    ...spookymuffin are you in Korea?

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    HOW IS THERE ANOTHER SOUTH KOREAN FORUMER WHO I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    One shall stand

    and one

    shall fall

  • zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    something something shopping something

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    So my satanee's gift is in the mail.

    I hope they are eagerly awaiting my package :winky:

  • zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    I'm assuming this is from Satan not Shambler, but Tim Minchin - Ready For This just arrived in the mail.

    No packing slip. Just a plain envelope that happens to say amazon on one side of it.

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    So my satanee's gift is in the mail.

    I hope they are eagerly awaiting my package :winky:

    Licking my lips in anticipation.

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    zucchini wrote:
    I'm assuming this is from Satan not Shambler, but Tim Minchin - Ready For This just arrived in the mail.

    No packing slip. Just a plain envelope that happens to say amazon on one side of it.

    Oh man, there should be a note full of drunken ramblings on it!

    Hope you like it. It was pretty amazing at the time!

    Legba on
  • zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    nada! just the disc and the envelope


    I will put it in my car posthaste

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Wait wait wait, it's a DVD and CD combo, right?

    In hindsight, drunken gifting may have some unanticipated drawbacks.

    Legba on
  • zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    yeah

    "Includes live bonus CD"

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Sweet. Drunken gifting is the best.
    This was me hitting the "buy now" button.
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    Legba on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Sweet. Drunken gifting is the best.
    This was me hitting the "buy now" button.
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    This person needs a SHOWER.

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Or more beer!

  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    There's apparently been mailing issues with the entire company, wombat

    tons of people have had their packages delayed

    should be coming

    glad you're enjoying wreckers!

    I haven't done anything with transformers in a long time, so it's making me flash back to my piles of toys I had transformed once then broke

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    D'awww

  • feebsiclefeebsicle a feebs Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    Ahahahahaha! What the fuck!? Someone apparently bought me the last season of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air from amazon

    Which one of you was it?

    Clearly someone who got scared ...

    @Feebsicle was it you?

    Nooope!

  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    I braved the mall!
    Presents acquired!

    Now I just have to wait for what I ordered to arrive..
    and to bake some treats
    Then I can ship everything off!

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    RRRGHHHHHH I am waiting for one stupid thing to come in the mail before I can send Satanee's package! *whine whine whine*

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Just about to head out to pick up ingredients for a thing for box number two.

    Then I should be able to wrap everything nice and proper and send it next week sometime.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    HOW IS THERE ANOTHER SOUTH KOREAN FORUMER WHO I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

    I'm not South Korean, I just live here. I'll be out of your land in January.

    PSN: MegaSpooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138
    Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Sal is also a dirty foreigner spookymuffin.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    HOW IS THERE ANOTHER SOUTH KOREAN FORUMER WHO I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

    I'm not South Korean, I just live here. I'll be out of your land in January.

    hahaha

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I perhaps should have worded differently. "Another forumer living in Korea."

    I am, as Blake said, also a dirty foreigner.

    Are you in Seoul?

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    I miss South Korea. I wish I wouldve gotten out and seen it more.

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    Hey Satan!
    Post
    Amazon
    Steam
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    so i've been all but guaranteed y: the last man hardcovers by another relative

    oyyy i feel bad for my satan :<

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Anti, don't sweat it!

    Odds are your Satan will get you a bunch of unrelated stuff they think you'll be interested in.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Starting a petition insisting that Tube Stepdad change his profile pic to something Christmassy!

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    I perhaps should have worded differently. "Another forumer living in Korea."

    I am, as Blake said, also a dirty foreigner.

    Are you in Seoul?

    I'm at Osan, in Pyeongtaek.

    PSN: MegaSpooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138
    Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    my person still hasnt gotten their present? arrgg

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I feel like such a greedy dick hoping that I'm always the one to get a package when it's mentioned

    want presents

    (I can't wait for Rolo to receive his package)

    Moriveth on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Checked my mailbox around 8 tonight. Nothin', but gdamn has it gotten cold. I mean, for us. Not any of you crazy Swedes or Canucks.

    I want snow, dammit!

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I want snow, dammit!

    Yes!

    Satan, take note: If you haven't gotten me anything yet, I would like a white Christmas, please. I've never had one before!

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    godmode wrote:
    I want snow, dammit!

    Yes!

    Satan, take note: If you haven't gotten me anything yet, I would like a white Christmas, please. I've never had one before!

    I got you this plane ticket to Alaska; plane leaves in half an hour so chop chop.

    Legba on
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    I want snow, dammit!

    Yes!

    Satan, take note: If you haven't gotten me anything yet, I would like a white Christmas, please. I've never had one before!

    I got you this plane ticket to Alaska; plane leaves in half an hour so chop chop.

    Ooooh will there be a cruise? I heard Alaskan cruises are wonderful.

    Also, I'm going to miss that flight. I'm at work for another 2 hours and 45 minutes.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Starting a petition insisting that Tube Stepdad change his profile pic to something Christmassy!

    That would imply that he does not have enough Christmas cheer and thus your festive head will be on a festive pike.

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    godmode wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    I want snow, dammit!

    Yes!

    Satan, take note: If you haven't gotten me anything yet, I would like a white Christmas, please. I've never had one before!

    I got you this plane ticket to Alaska; plane leaves in half an hour so chop chop.

    Ooooh will there be a cruise? I heard Alaskan cruises are wonderful.

    Also, I'm going to miss that flight. I'm at work for another 2 hours and 45 minutes.

    Woops, your half an hour is up. The plane ticket has turned into a plastic bag full of cupons for $3.67 off at Chuck E Cheese (one cupon per visit).

    Legba on
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Are they transferable?

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