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Sharks: Nature's Atom Bomb

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    sharks are engineering the process of global warming

    so that when the polar ice caps melt

    there will be nowhere to hide from them

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    Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I see your Sharks and raise you this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8GaDuCvYbE&mode=related&search=

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    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
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    FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You guys think sharks are such a big fucking threat. You have no idea.

    The great eye is ever watchful.

    When those fucking orcs finally cross the border, you'll all wish you'd listened to me.

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    Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    FirstComradeStalin wrote: »
    You guys think sharks are such a big fucking threat. You have no idea.

    The great eye is ever watchful.

    When those fucking orcs finally cross the border, you'll all wish you'd listened to me.

    Man, just fuckin' NO.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8GaDuCvYbE&mode=related&search=

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What about whale sharks? They're literally harmless.

    But they're still imposing. Those things are huge.

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    Paper PlatesPaper Plates Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The great pity of sharks is they gave one of the most awesome names - Megamouth Shark, to the lamest breed of shark.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    bunkzilla wrote: »
    i dunno guys, abcnews thinks differently and they seem to have their shit together.... (emo kids started on the internet, right?)

    be afraid... very afraid of SAND
    WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JUST EAT FAVLUAD YOU GET THE FUCK

    Oh, come on, I was the first one who said that and you know it.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote: »
    I see your Sharks and raise you this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8GaDuCvYbE&mode=related&search=

    Yeah, but she's only fucking insane and likes shark liver.


    SHARKS KILL FOR FUN.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I always liked crocodiles more than sharks.

    Edit: Then again, Steve Irwin did pretty much completely humiliate them.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yeah, you can't throw your weight on top of a shark and hold his mouth closed, wrap him up and carry him around the country.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Or hold him up for the viewers at home to get a closer look.



    Unless he's like



    This big.

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I read this thread yesterday, and then last night I dreamt that I lost my left arm and right leg to a shark attack.

    I didn't wake up screaming or anything, though. I knew it was a dream.

    Real sharks would not have let me escape with my life.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    fuck shut up

    everytime i have a dream where there's like, a little puddle

    i always fall in and there's like this hidden mystical world and i find i can breathe underwater

    and then i get eaten by a shark. it's irritating to always be eaten

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    SaigaSaiga Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I vote to re-name the thread :

    I'M A THREAD! I'M A THREAD! SUCK MY DICK! I'M A THREAD (LOL SHARKS)

    :D

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    How about no.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Saiga wrote: »
    I vote to re-name the thread :

    I'M A THREAD! I'M A THREAD! SUCK MY DICK! I'M A THREAD (LOL SHARKS)

    :D

    I vote for some shark related pun so bad it makes you wanna be eaten by a shark to hide your shame.

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Rentilius wrote: »
    fuck shut up

    everytime i have a dream where there's like, a little puddle

    i always fall in and there's like this hidden mystical world and i find i can breathe underwater

    and then i get eaten by a shark. it's irritating to always be eaten
    Maybe if you weren't such a damned pussy you could escape (mostly) alive once in a while.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM A SHARK, ASSHOLE. If you punch it, it'll be like "beep beep i'm a jeep get in me"

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    FINE, BE THAT WAY.

    GO AHEAD AND DIE. SEE IF I CARE.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    when you stand in front of my tank making a daring protest, i am running your ass over

    you and the asphalt will be one

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