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If you shoot a hippo with a gun the bullet will bounce off their skin.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Man I went to the wikipedia page on Hippos to try to find out how many people they kill a year and check this shit out
In the late 1980s, Pablo Escobar kept four hippos in a private menagerie at his residence in Hacienda Napoles, 100 km east of Medellín, Colombia, after buying them in New Orleans. They were deemed too difficult to seize and move after Escobar's fall, and hence left on the untended estate. By 2007, the animals had multiplied to 16 and had taken to roaming the area for food in the nearby Magdalena River.[41] In 2009, two adults and one calf escaped the herd, and after attacking humans and killing cattle, one of the adults (called "Pepe") was killed by hunters under authorization of the local authorities.[42][43] It is unknown what kind of effects the presence of hippos might have on the ecosystem in Colombia. According to experts interviewed by W Radio Colombia, the animals could survive in the Colombian jungles. It is believed that the lack of control from the Colombian government, which is not used to dealing with this species, could result in human fatalities.
There's a tribe of hippos growing larger in the jungles of colombia
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let me link you to this thread on reddit hth
This is also true.
They're fat and have no obviously stabby bits, so you let you're guard down and BAM. Dead.
Why I fear the ocean.
Well, I mean, they're a few blocks from us so we would probably just be walking, and you're way over on the eastside so..
You mean MechaMunkus then with his bionic asshole.
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Oh that's ok then. I just figure'd I'd ask.
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He's more machine now, twisted and regular.
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also nice hippos!
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watch the throne truly is the work of the illuminati
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Fine, I just thought the irony would be fitting. I'm not glad she's dead either just so everyone knows.
mensch posts on /cgl/??????
MY ASS IS TWICE AS BIG AS THAT AND YOU KNOW IT
wait
she actually is dead
...double got me?
girl back that thing up
and get out of the way I'm trying to root through naked celebrity pictures
The only option now is for you and Alexis Texas to fight to the death in thongs and baby oil.
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Where them pics at
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Well she carries at least 2 at a time, but I believe she has a dozen back at the house just in case.
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Yeah I seriously thought a hippo had actually killed her at first.
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There's a tribe of hippos growing larger in the jungles of colombia
What the fuck