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    TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    Jephery wrote: »
    I prefer muffins.

    HERETIC!
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    BLAM!

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    Jephery wrote: »
    I prefer muffins.

    You are dead to me.

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    NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    those red cupcakes better be red velvet... with raspberry icing... /drool

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    BasilBasil Registered User regular
    Jephery wrote: »
    I prefer muffins.

    I bet you top them with this.

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    Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    They are sending them cupcakes? Madness! What next! Cookies!? Pies!? This is setting a dangerous, and surgery precedent!

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    How long until other developers claim they haven't recieved delicious treats? Bioware gets all the special treatment :(

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    TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    Aegeri wrote: »
    How long until other developers claim they haven't recieved delicious treats? Bioware gets all the special treatment :(
    Suddenly all the other devs start writing bad endings just to get cupcakes.

    >mfw most game endings are pretty bad

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    JepheryJephery Registered User regular
    You've all convinced me with your Renegade Cupcake dialogue choices. I'll commit pastry suicide now.

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    CyrondinCyrondin I bring the sick beats on you, brother Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    wait wjhat is this about cupcakes? why is bioware getting cupcakes?

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    NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Jephery wrote: »
    I prefer muffins.

    Same here (obviously).

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    DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    the cupcakes should contain just the tiniest bit of poop

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Basil wrote: »
    Jephery wrote: »
    I prefer muffins.

    I bet you top them with this.

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    He prefers a blend of organic and synthetic baby foods.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    the cupcakes should contain just the tiniest bit of poop

    Look, you have ruined cake for me and I am not going to let you ruin cupcakes as well.
    Cyrondin wrote: »
    wait wjhat is this about cupcakes? why is bioware getting cupcakes?

    Angry entitled gamers get together, decide to make a campaign on BSN to send cupcakes to Bioware. Hit target for sending said cupcakes in 30 minutes and so Bioware will be receiving 402 cupcakes shortly.

    Hilarity ensues.

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    Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    They are even making sure the cupcake colors are red, green, and blue for extra credit.

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    TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    the cupcakes should contain just the tiniest bit of poop

    Look, you have ruined cake for me and I am not going to let you ruin cupcakes as well.
    Cyrondin wrote: »
    wait wjhat is this about cupcakes? why is bioware getting cupcakes?

    Angry entitled gamers get together, decide to make a campaign on BSN to send cupcakes to Bioware. Hit target for sending said cupcakes in 30 minutes and so Bioware will be receiving 402 cupcakes shortly.

    Hilarity ensues.
    Everyone wins because the fans get their point across in a civil, fun manner, Bioware wins because who doesn't want 402 free cupcakes, and everyone else wins because it's lulzy. Best protest ever tbh.


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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    I have to admit, the PAX bioware panel or whatever they are having is going to be hilarious. I so wish I could be there.

    TOGSolid: That is until the sinister motivations behind supporting the corrupt cupcake industry is reported throughout the gaming press. MY CUPCAKE BUSINESS INTEGRITY?!?!?!

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    NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    "Ok so we'll be taking your questions now, but I'd like you to refrain from asking about the ending."

    "So about that ending?"

    "Next question."

    "Yea, what's your favorite color between red, green, and blue?"

    "Next question."

    "So about that catalyst-"

    "This panel is over. thank you and good night."

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    Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I have to admit, the PAX bioware panel or whatever they are having is going to be hilarious. I so wish I could be there.

    They'll either announce ending DLC and then the internet will finally shut up a bit
    or they'll announce their omega dlc or give us another PR spin
    if it's one of the secondary ones I don't think Bioware HQ will be standing by the end of April

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    Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    I'd want a complement of bodyguards if I was the one who had to do the PAX panel.

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    TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    Dox the PI wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I have to admit, the PAX bioware panel or whatever they are having is going to be hilarious. I so wish I could be there.

    They'll either announce ending DLC and then the internet will finally shut up a bit
    or they'll announce their omega dlc or give us another PR spin
    if it's one of the secondary ones I don't think Bioware HQ will be standing by the end of April
    They'll show a teaser for a Farmville style facebook game that only through massive clicking and grinding will you be able to unlock all the info that tells you wtf actually happened.

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    Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    The best possible thing I can imagine Bioware doing right now is: "You know what? You guys are right. We can do better." And then say they're going to re-do the ending.

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    AgusalimAgusalim Registered User regular
    just started my second winsanity shepard, this ones an adept

    wau @ pull/throw on the same character w/ 1s cooldowns

    basically just take any unprotected mook, float him over the heads of his buddies and turn him into a space magic bomb

    so many explosions

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    NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    @orca

    where is the mass effect art wall of yours. I see people tagging you with new images. I'd like to see all the stuff but its not in the OP.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    TOGSolid wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    the cupcakes should contain just the tiniest bit of poop

    Look, you have ruined cake for me and I am not going to let you ruin cupcakes as well.
    Cyrondin wrote: »
    wait wjhat is this about cupcakes? why is bioware getting cupcakes?

    Angry entitled gamers get together, decide to make a campaign on BSN to send cupcakes to Bioware. Hit target for sending said cupcakes in 30 minutes and so Bioware will be receiving 402 cupcakes shortly.

    Hilarity ensues.
    Everyone wins because the fans get their point across in a civil, fun manner, Bioware wins because who doesn't want 402 free cupcakes, and everyone else wins because it's lulzy. Best protest ever tbh.


    There's going to be a spin from somewhere. They spun giving to charity into an evil act. There's no way they can't do the same thing with cupcakes. All I feel is curiosity for what form that spin will take.

    Maybe cupcakes are emotional blackmail? No! I know! It's bribery. Evil fans tempting the pure artists into compromising their vision, to the detriment of all! Whiny, entitled fans are each playing the role of the devil on Bioware's shoulder, telling them to bite the apple from the tree of knowledge!

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    The best possible thing I can imagine Bioware doing right now is: "You know what? You guys are right. We can do better." And then say they're going to re-do the ending.

    I kinda want them to do a montage of fan suggested endings, and mock the hell out of them.

    Because, you know, thought the ending was as bad as they get, but I'm finally seeing fan suggestions that are even worse, and that sort of effort should be acknowledged.

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    The WolfmanThe Wolfman Registered User regular
    I would laugh my quads off if this cupcake group got maliciously ironic with these cupcakes.

    The cupcakes arrive and Bioware is all "Yum! Cupcakes!" and eats them. But only 95% of the cupcake is delicious cupcake. The other 5% is poop. So they're all going "mmm cupcapoop!". And they yell back. "These cupcakes taste like poop! What the dilly-yo?". And the group responds "Well 95% was pure yummy cupcake. You can enjoy that for what it is, the poop doesn't take anything away from that." And then Bioware is all "Oh we have tasted our own medicine, and it is vile. Then everybody makes up and eats more cupcakes.

    "The sausage of Green Earth explodes with flavor like the cannon of culinary delight."
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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    @orca

    where is the mass effect art wall of yours. I see people tagging you with new images. I'd like to see all the stuff but its not in the OP.

    http://fuckyeahmasseffect.soup.io/

    Alternately it's in my sig (though not really labeled as such).

    And gird your loins, because there be some WEIRD SHIT in there!

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    @orca

    where is the mass effect art wall of yours. I see people tagging you with new images. I'd like to see all the stuff but its not in the OP.

    http://fuckyeahmasseffect.soup.io/

    Alternately it's in my sig (though not really labeled as such).

    And gird your loins, because there be some WEIRD SHIT in there!

    Also you proooooobably shouldn't visit that site from work.

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    Since a lot of people are asking about the cupcake thing linked in the last thread, Here:
    http://bitscreed.com/bioware-to-be-bombarded-by-cupcake-cascade/

    I added it to the OP too.

    Interesting note, being the thread creator with an active thread with notifications on is insane.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Most of it's pretty tame. But occasionally...yeah.

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    CyrondinCyrondin I bring the sick beats on you, brother Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    why can't people MOVE ON. ending sucked we get it, GET OVER IT. i seen kids who told santa is not real acting more mature then any of you right now. ending sucks DEAL WITH IT. i don't care about it anymore i want everyone to shut the fuck up about it, they make DLC to change it ok, if not DEAL WITH IT. GROW A QUAD AND MOVE ONE, please for the love of god i saw my transformers made into blackface puppets and the most badass bad guy in history of film turn into a punchline. you know what i did? i said that sucks and then saw what is on tv or on sale on stream. not once i send nutjob bay watermelon cupcakes, or did a pentation to have lucas to remove the fride. it sucks i hate it, i say it sucks to friends then i see what's on tv or what on sale on stream. why can't you people.

    if this shit goes on to next year i pray 2012 is real and the world blows up. becuase even if the ending sucks, even if it the worse ending in history. this outlach is overblown to a point that it sad.

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    Blackbird SR-71CBlackbird SR-71C Registered User regular
    I feel like the Carnifex is betraying me now after serving me faithfully for so long. The accuracy is absolutely horrible. I can't even count the number of times I aim spot on at an enemy's head and that damn thing misses. Feel like giving the Raptor a shot with my winfiltrator now.

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    CyrondinCyrondin I bring the sick beats on you, brother Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    I feel like the Carnifex is betraying me now after serving me faithfully for so long. The accuracy is absolutely horrible. I can't even count the number of times I aim spot on at an enemy's head and that damn thing misses. Feel like giving the Raptor a shot with my winfiltrator now.

    so it your jessie?

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    DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    There are pictures of the cupcakes!

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    Now I'm hungry for cupcakes.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    I feel like the Carnifex is betraying me now after serving me faithfully for so long. The accuracy is absolutely horrible. I can't even count the number of times I aim spot on at an enemy's head and that damn thing misses. Feel like giving the Raptor a shot with my winfiltrator now.

    And it's not lag or some asshole engineer overloading the dude?

    (I'm usually that asshole engineer)

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Cyrondin wrote: »
    why can't people MOVE ON. ending sucked we get it, GET OVER IT. i seen kids who told santa is not real acting more mature then any of you right now. ending sucks DEAL WITH IT. i don't care about it anymore i want everyone to shut the fuck up about it, they make DLC to change it ok, if not DEAL WITH IT. GROW A QUAD AND MOVE ONE, please for the love of god i saw my transformers made into blackface puppets and the most badass bad guy in history of film turn into a punchline. you know what i did? i said that sucks and then saw what is on tv or on sale on stream. not once i send nutjob bay watermelon cupcakes, or did a pentation to have lucas to remove the fride. it sucks i hate it, i say it sucks to friends then i see what's on tv or what on sale on stream. why can't you people.

    if this shit goes on to next year i pray 2012 is real and the world blows up. becuase even if the ending sucks, even if it the worse ending in history. this outlach is overblown to a point that it sad.

    Mild confusion: The response to the ending at this point seems good natured and harmless.

    With subdued amusement: At this juncture you seem to be the one having trouble getting over it.

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    XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    ...What the hell did Cyrondin just say? Can anyone make out the cupcake in it? I see a few C's, but no ups or cakes! Madness, I tell you, madness!

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Cyrondin wrote: »
    why can't people MOVE ON. ending sucked we get it, GET OVER IT. i seen kids who told santa is not real acting more mature then any of you right now. ending sucks DEAL WITH IT. i don't care about it anymore i want everyone to shut the fuck up about it, they make DLC to change it ok, if not DEAL WITH IT. GROW A QUAD AND MOVE ONE, please for the love of god i saw my transformers made into blackface puppets and the most badass bad guy in history of film turn into a punchline. you know what i did? i said that sucks and then saw what is on tv or on sale on stream. not once i send nutjob bay watermelon cupcakes, or did a pentation to have lucas to remove the fride. it sucks i hate it, i say it sucks to friends then i see what's on tv or what on sale on stream. why can't you people.

    if this shit goes on to next year i pray 2012 is real and the world blows up. becuase even if the ending sucks, even if it the worse ending in history. this outlach is overblown to a point that it sad.

    Mild confusion: The response to the ending at this point seems good natured and harmless.

    With subdued amusement: At this juncture you seem to be the one having trouble getting over it.

    :^:

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    Dashui wrote: »

    This is amazing. What do the green ones look like?

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    Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    That's amazing. They have the paragon/renegade symbols on them! Genius!

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