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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Do you want some MMA news? Of COURSE you do!

    So what has Nick Diaz been up to since his suspension? Apparently, he's getting ready to choke fools: http://bjpenn.com/mmanews/2012/04/03/diaz-scheduled-for-bjj-super-fight-18310.html

    Here's something to add to what Sweeney posted about Pat Lundvall: http://middleeasy.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=7659:pat-lundvall-finally-responds-to-king-mo-calling-her-a-racist-bitch&catid=34:organizations

    And here's a picture: http://yfrog.com/f2a51nj

    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    B:L wrote: »
    NSAC commissioner Pat Lundvall spoke today. Yay, so this means she admitted she shouldn't have asked King Mo if he could read English!

    Oh no, that would have been a smart thing. Instead, she said she'd do it again, and the only thing she's upset about is all the negative publicity this generated.

    Pat Lundvall:
    I've employed it in the past, I will employ it in the future because I think it's a necessary foundational line of inquiry. There is what they call an attestation or affirmation statement right above his signature that says, 'I attest or I swear that the information on this form is true and correct. On occasion, we have had athletes that told us, 'English is not my first language.' Or they've said, 'No, I don't read English, so therefore, I just sign what somebody put in front of me.' And so that means something, at least to me, when it comes to trying to take those issues into account if the information on their pre-fight medical questionnaire may not have been truthful or accurate. That's all I was trying to accomplish. In the long run, it's for everybody's protection, including Mr. Lawal's protection. Do I regret that his feelings were hurt? Of course. Do I regret the questioning I made of him? Absolutely not.

    What the fuck
    I missed this thing. What's wrong with asking a fighter if he can read?

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    Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    So, we actually have some MMA next week! Feel like making some guesses / picks:

    Pickett v Page: UD
    Johnson v Maguire: Sub
    Siver v Nunes: UD
    Thiago v Bahaetc... UD
    Stann v Sakara: TKO and FON
    Gustafsson v Silva: TKO

    Some solid fights all told, I think Maguire is one of the best prospects at WW right now, extremely well rounded.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
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    3/30/12 12:46 PM
    RT @Jonnybones: There's no more "brothers" there's no more old teammates, rashad is the enemy right now in every way, shape, and form.

    Chael brings the truth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mvB391KDTE

    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
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    adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    The reason Paul Harris used to live under a bridge is because he was actually one of the bridge supports

    When he left the bridge still didn't fall down, because it was petrified in fear that Paul Harris would come back

    This was a good post.

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    Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    I want Chael and Bisping to form some kind of Trollface tag team.

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    starmanbrandstarmanbrand Registered User regular
    Neli wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    NSAC commissioner Pat Lundvall spoke today. Yay, so this means she admitted she shouldn't have asked King Mo if he could read English!

    Oh no, that would have been a smart thing. Instead, she said she'd do it again, and the only thing she's upset about is all the negative publicity this generated.

    Pat Lundvall:
    I've employed it in the past, I will employ it in the future because I think it's a necessary foundational line of inquiry. There is what they call an attestation or affirmation statement right above his signature that says, 'I attest or I swear that the information on this form is true and correct. On occasion, we have had athletes that told us, 'English is not my first language.' Or they've said, 'No, I don't read English, so therefore, I just sign what somebody put in front of me.' And so that means something, at least to me, when it comes to trying to take those issues into account if the information on their pre-fight medical questionnaire may not have been truthful or accurate. That's all I was trying to accomplish. In the long run, it's for everybody's protection, including Mr. Lawal's protection. Do I regret that his feelings were hurt? Of course. Do I regret the questioning I made of him? Absolutely not.

    What the fuck
    I missed this thing. What's wrong with asking a fighter if he can read?

    While it is a typical foundation building question, these questions are normally asked at the start of the proceedings. In fact, (according to King Mo when he was on MMA Hour at least), he had already been asked these foundation questions including this one. This question occurred 20 minutes into the proceedings and was preceeded and followed by, what King Mo claims, was a rude attitude from Lundvall.

    King Mo went on to explain that the question and attitude made him upset because it reminded him of racist remarks that had been directed to him in the past.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Lundvall's explanation is so weak, though. "I ask that question all the time, especially when dealing with someone who's native language isn't English, so blah blah blah"...You had been talking to the man and he's from the United States. You don't ask a question like that unless you're trying to be a raging douche.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Gentleman, truly random drug testing may have claimed it's first victim.

    http://mmajunkie.com/news/28109/alistair-overeem-fails-pre-fight-drug-test-likely-out-of-ufc-146-title-fight.mma?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

    Start taking bets on who will take his place against Dos Santos. Plenty of guys on that card alone that could step up. My guess is they draft either Mir or Velasquez. Don't think they could really sell anyone else as being worthy.

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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    Gentleman, truly random drug testing may have claimed it's first victim.

    http://mmajunkie.com/news/28109/alistair-overeem-fails-pre-fight-drug-test-likely-out-of-ufc-146-title-fight.mma?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

    Start taking bets on who will take his place against Dos Santos. Plenty of guys on that card alone that could step up. My guess is they draft either Mir or Velasquez. Don't think they could really sell anyone else as being worthy.

    nooOO!!

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Damnit Alistair, does your love of horse meat know no bounds?

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Gentleman, truly random drug testing may have claimed it's first victim.

    http://mmajunkie.com/news/28109/alistair-overeem-fails-pre-fight-drug-test-likely-out-of-ufc-146-title-fight.mma?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

    Start taking bets on who will take his place against Dos Santos. Plenty of guys on that card alone that could step up. My guess is they draft either Mir or Velasquez. Don't think they could really sell anyone else as being worthy.

    Fedor Emelianenko.

    Seriously though, there's still the "B" sample. I'm highly disappointed in Overeem, but random testing like this should have been implemented long ago so that UFC fighters wouldn't be enticed to cheat.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    And once again, Beel's here to explain why it's actually all Dana White's fault

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    If they actually got Fedor, the collective MMA community would shit all over it's internetz.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    And once again, Beel's here to explain why it's actually all Dana White's fault

    And Kana's here on cue to handwave away Dana White's involvement.

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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    I really wanted to see this fight.

    Cain would deserve the fight the most, I guess. Yes he's coming off a loss, but it was a very quick loss that can barely be called a fight. I'd like to see them try again... though not right now.

    Mir is coming off 3 wins in a row, including an extremely impressive submission win over Nog. On paper he should get it, but JDS is so much better than any of those guys he's fought; hell JDS has beaten all those guys, and Carwin as well, who beat the stuffing out of Mir.

    Werdum is also an option, especially with his HL reel win over Nelson.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    fuuuuuuuuck I wanted to see that fight

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    [Tycho?] wrote: »
    Werdum is also an option, especially with his HL reel win over Nelson.

    His 3 round HL reel decision win? :P

    Cain and Werdum do have a score to settle with JDS though.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Could this be Kimbo's chance to return?

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    Reem should just pretend he told someone he had a medical exemption even though he never has.

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    Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    Oh for fucks sake!

    Reem, why did you have to blow your biggest shot? Will he be cut?

    Fucking fuckity fuck.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    There had better be a Reem episode devoted to this.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    the standard procedure is either 6 months or 1 year suspension

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    Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    Neli wrote: »
    the standard procedure is either 6 months or 1 year suspension

    NNNnnnnnooooooooo

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Neli wrote: »
    the standard procedure is either 6 months or 1 year suspension
    Overeem can't be suspended as he only had a conditional license and it has expired?

    He had not yet filed to get a new license. I don't know how that would effect stuff, but

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    B:L wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    And once again, Beel's here to explain why it's actually all Dana White's fault

    And Kana's here on cue to handwave away Dana White's involvement.

    And what involvement is that, exactly?

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Can't we just shoot junior full of horse hormones for this fight, call it even, and then kick suspend Reem afterwards?

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    i wonder if he can read english

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    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    And once again, Beel's here to explain why it's actually all Dana White's fault

    And Kana's here on cue to handwave away Dana White's involvement.

    And what involvement is that, exactly?

    I already pointed it out in the statement you were whining about.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
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    Hahah

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Metal belt + Gas pump

    Hahah

    Hopefully that belt is made from static-free metal.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    I will cheer this thread up!

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    oh god what have i done

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    I will fight JDS

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    I will fight JDS

    I put a dollar down on dlinfiniti

    Don't let me down, make me rich!

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    What's Dan Henderson up to these days? He was guaranteed a title shot at MW and LHW. But he did beat the best HW in the world...

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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    B:L wrote: »
    [Tycho?] wrote: »
    Werdum is also an option, especially with his HL reel win over Nelson.

    His 3 round HL reel decision win? :P

    Yup.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    C'mon let's be fair, he pretty much destroyed Nelson, it's not his fault the guy's skull is filled with concrete

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    C'mon let's be fair, he pretty much destroyed Nelson, it's not his fault the guy's skull is filled with concrete

    One can only wonder how Arlovski did it.

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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    B:L wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    C'mon let's be fair, he pretty much destroyed Nelson, it's not his fault the guy's skull is filled with concrete

    One can only wonder how Arlovski did it.

    He worked the body more I think. But it only took him a couple seconds if I recall correctly, after the ref stood them up.

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