haven't you ever made a your momma joke and then it turns out the guy lost his mom and then your mind races to decide fight or flight - just take it all the way and just let loose with bareknuckle no-holds-barred your momma, or just run like fuck and never look back
it is one of my litmus tests
"i fucked your mom last night"
"oh, did you add water to her ashes and mix it up into some sort of slurry- a paste? did you use that mixture as lubricant when fucking one of my other dead relatives???"
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VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
var, this place- http://armlock.com/ - in fairlawn seems decent. i've never been there and i can't speak to the atmosphere. but the instructor is solid with a good belt lineage. they also seem to have a lot of classes, which is a positive. they don't mention the price on the site (which is typical nowadays), but it looks worth giving it a shot.
cool, thanks. I honestly didn't even know what type of advice I was looking for, if BJJ is a place you can start or build up to or how it all works but it sounds like I can jump right into that. awesome, I'll let you know if/when I go for it.
haven't you ever made a your momma joke and then it turns out the guy lost his mom and then your mind races to decide fight or flight - just take it all the way and just let loose with bareknuckle no-holds-barred your momma, or just run like fuck and never look back
No...
What an exciting life you lead, Abdhy. Fighting people over jokes.
var, this place- http://armlock.com/ - in fairlawn seems decent. i've never been there and i can't speak to the atmosphere. but the instructor is solid with a good belt lineage. they also seem to have a lot of classes, which is a positive. they don't mention the price on the site (which is typical nowadays), but it looks worth giving it a shot.
cool, thanks. I honestly didn't even know what type of advice I was looking for, if BJJ is a place you can start or build up to or how it all works but it sounds like I can jump right into that. awesome, I'll let you know if/when I go for it.
it's definitely somewhere you can just jump in. you don't need to have wrestled in high school or anything. if you have any specific questions after you stop by of course feel free to ask.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I don't flinch when I get the "my mom is dead!" anymore. Because I feel that the mother banter is an acceptable part of my culture and if someone has an issue with it, they will tell me and I will do my best to never say it to that person again. But I'm not going to feel guilty.
I don't flinch when I get the "my mom is dead!" anymore. Because I feel that the mother banter is an acceptable part of my culture and if someone has an issue with it, they will tell me and I will do my best to never say it to that person again. But I'm not going to feel guilty.
I've not gotten that one but my friend got it
or not the "my mom is dead!"
he just got a sudden awkward silence and the recipient just looked down and somebody took him aside and was all "his mom just died"
then a couple days later he had forgotten and did it again
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you know. looking at the realities of space travel is depressing.
They really had poor nerds going for a while with those poorly conducted neutrino experiments. Turns out the only thing faster than light is they momma.
seared sashimi grade tuna to start, a petite medium-rare filet mignon topped with bleau cheese and breadcrumbs with grilled asparagus and tira misu for dessert.
seared sashimi grade tuna to start, a petite medium-rare filet mignon topped with bleau cheese and breadcrumbs with grilled asparagus and tira misu for dessert.
or maybe a McDouble
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
seared sashimi grade tuna to start, a petite medium-rare filet mignon topped with bleau cheese and breadcrumbs with grilled asparagus and tira misu for dessert.
or maybe a McDouble
I wonder if this is how Will feels when I wear jean shorts
seared sashimi grade tuna to start, a petite medium-rare filet mignon topped with bleau cheese and breadcrumbs with grilled asparagus and tira misu for dessert.
or maybe a McDouble
Man, I could go for a McDouble.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
want to get another premium spectre pack before bed
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I had Taco Bell so I can't really talk.
Well I had two wedges of a quesadilla, anyway. I used to be able to eat mountains of Taco Bell. I'm talking a supreme nacho, 2 chalupas, 2 tacos, and an empenada.
Now, two wedges of a quesadilla and I'm like whoa slow down wild man you're gonna puke.
Well I had two wedges of a quesadilla, anyway. I used to be able to eat mountains of Taco Bell. I'm talking a supreme nacho, 2 chalupas, 2 tacos, and an empenada.
Now, two wedges of a quesadilla and I'm like whoa slow down wild man you're gonna puke.
well you would right?
that probably feels fucking terrible (edit - I mean if you eat too much)
I had lebanese, delicious chicken shawarma sammich and french fries
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
I could go for a McDoubleMyWeight.
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
I had a p good quesadilla the other day
but really the best quesadillas are made by my mum when she feels lazy
I get to grate the cheese
fuck gendered marketing
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I've puked from overeating about 4 times which is WAAAAY better than most people with this surgery.
Twice Thanksgiving Week (was in atlanta). Ordered nutella crepes from IHOP. They went down SO EASY, and then they gathered in my little pouch and I tried to maintain but wound up painting the parking lot.
The next thanksgiving day. Tried to eat 1 tiny bite of every dish. Was still too much. Then another couple of times just from food that didn't agree with me (really rigid veggies give me trouble.)
I've puked from overeating about 4 times which is WAAAAY better than most people with this surgery.
Twice Thanksgiving Week (was in atlanta). Ordered nutella crepes from IHOP. They went down SO EASY, and then they gathered in my little pouch and I tried to maintain but wound up painting the parking lot.
The next thanksgiving day. Tried to eat 1 tiny bite of every dish. Was still too much. Then another couple of times just from food that didn't agree with me (really rigid veggies give me trouble.)
what kind of surgery did you have if you don't mind me asking
o_o
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I've puked from overeating about 4 times which is WAAAAY better than most people with this surgery.
Twice Thanksgiving Week (was in atlanta). Ordered nutella crepes from IHOP. They went down SO EASY, and then they gathered in my little pouch and I tried to maintain but wound up painting the parking lot.
The next thanksgiving day. Tried to eat 1 tiny bite of every dish. Was still too much. Then another couple of times just from food that didn't agree with me (really rigid veggies give me trouble.)
what kind of surgery did you have if you don't mind me asking
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it is one of my litmus tests
"i fucked your mom last night"
"oh, did you add water to her ashes and mix it up into some sort of slurry- a paste? did you use that mixture as lubricant when fucking one of my other dead relatives???"
cool, thanks. I honestly didn't even know what type of advice I was looking for, if BJJ is a place you can start or build up to or how it all works but it sounds like I can jump right into that. awesome, I'll let you know if/when I go for it.
Yeah, i played the game and giggled when i saw it, but it stands for standard, they just used a stupid abbreviation.
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no, fighting them with jokes
it's definitely somewhere you can just jump in. you don't need to have wrestled in high school or anything. if you have any specific questions after you stop by of course feel free to ask.
I've not gotten that one but my friend got it
or not the "my mom is dead!"
he just got a sudden awkward silence and the recipient just looked down and somebody took him aside and was all "his mom just died"
then a couple days later he had forgotten and did it again
Bits of monkey mind matter all over the place now, from a monkey mind being blown.
They really had poor nerds going for a while with those poorly conducted neutrino experiments. Turns out the only thing faster than light is they momma.
we just need to make ourselves into immortal machines
Download your consciousness, keep some backups and cyborg clone bodies around the solar system, done!
hopefully you'll only have to pay for it
>.>
seared sashimi grade tuna to start, a petite medium-rare filet mignon topped with bleau cheese and breadcrumbs with grilled asparagus and tira misu for dessert.
or maybe a McDouble
I wonder if this is how Will feels when I wear jean shorts
Man, I could go for a McDouble.
want to get another premium spectre pack before bed
Well I had two wedges of a quesadilla, anyway. I used to be able to eat mountains of Taco Bell. I'm talking a supreme nacho, 2 chalupas, 2 tacos, and an empenada.
Now, two wedges of a quesadilla and I'm like whoa slow down wild man you're gonna puke.
A wheel of parmigiano-reggiano
well you would right?
that probably feels fucking terrible (edit - I mean if you eat too much)
but really the best quesadillas are made by my mum when she feels lazy
I get to grate the cheese
Twice Thanksgiving Week (was in atlanta). Ordered nutella crepes from IHOP. They went down SO EASY, and then they gathered in my little pouch and I tried to maintain but wound up painting the parking lot.
The next thanksgiving day. Tried to eat 1 tiny bite of every dish. Was still too much. Then another couple of times just from food that didn't agree with me (really rigid veggies give me trouble.)
Jesus wept.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
How many will you throw up tonight? /rimshot
what kind of surgery did you have if you don't mind me asking
o_o
Gastric Bypass
Somebody come save me.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...