Grass and earth. Fallen leaves. The air outside after spring rain. Old books. A dog in your lap. Pencil shavings. Fresh cut wood. Oil and iron in your father's tool shed. Varnish on a new table. Whiskey. A campfire. Raw plastic from a new tent or shower curtain. Your girlfriend's clothes. The air in a farmer's market. Oranges being peeled.
an oiled baseball glove
new dollar bills
fresh copies
If you replace the 'blue corn moon' and the 'bobcat's grin' from the Pocahontas song with these things ...
Woo! Flowers are so whatever. Everyone else is just pretending, like when they taste the wine before accepting the bottle... they're sniffling flowers because that's what you're supposed to do, not because there's an odor they enjoy.
I have actually, seriously wondered if this was happening, before. If everyone was just going along with flower smelling because that's what society tells you to do with a flower. I've done that dozens of times before.
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I have actually, seriously wondered if this was happening, before. If everyone was just going along with flower smelling because that's what society tells you to do with a flower. I've done that dozens of times before.
their carbonara is good, ravioli is excellent, meatballs are good
Carbonara eh? I've been looking for a decent Italian place.
Have you been to Fonda San Miguel yet? Amazing interior mexican.
I heard it was p expensive
It's date night money, not a casual meal thing. But it's worth going, because it's super tasty and unlike any of the mexican food you can get around town.
I just got Phish's "Coral Sky" DVD, and though I've only had time to look at bits, I must say it is siiiiiick
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Alright, let's try some aversion therapy.
Every time you're needlessly dickish, I'm going to make a note to say something nice to a police officer. The FOP is walking distance from my house, Than!
Incense! I've smelled that a couple of times. Sandalwood I think, if I put my face right over it. It's sort of like fire plus perfume?
Burning mesquite in a bbq pit is also fire plus perfume. Basically the same odor.
I'm looking around for things to smell. Does the back of a post-it note smell like anything? I mean, I guess I assume it must. Maybe everything has an odor?
Incense! I've smelled that a couple of times. Sandalwood I think, if I put my face right over it. It's sort of like fire plus perfume?
Burning mesquite in a bbq pit is also fire plus perfume. Basically the same odor.
I'm looking around for things to smell. Does the back of a post-it note smell like anything? I mean, I guess I assume it must. Maybe everything has an odor?
This is like an episode of Sesame Street. Are you actually Grover?
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Incense! I've smelled that a couple of times. Sandalwood I think, if I put my face right over it. It's sort of like fire plus perfume?
Burning mesquite in a bbq pit is also fire plus perfume. Basically the same odor.
I'm looking around for things to smell. Does the back of a post-it note smell like anything? I mean, I guess I assume it must. Maybe everything has an odor?
I have actually, seriously wondered if this was happening, before. If everyone was just going along with flower smelling because that's what society tells you to do with a flower. I've done that dozens of times before.
You're the nasal version of an autist!
Seriously man, when I was younger? *sniffff* oh yes this is lovely. brain:flowers bloom in spring it smells like springtime!
*check reactions to make sure I got it right*
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Why is it that everyone always assumes things are my fault? Why is everyone always on my back even when i do my best to help out? Am i not good enough for people?
my sister just had her wisdom tooth extracted, she's spending a few days here. Her laptop was broken. I suggested i take a look at it to get her HDD out so she wouldn't lose data. I open up her laptop while she's out getting her teeth ripped out and when she comes home, she just shits on me about some DVDs i don't have. i'm eating and she's yelling at me to search for them. Mom's just asking me where the DVDs are. They're in mom's room.
Somehow everything is my fault, i snap and yell at them to leave me alone. now i'm the bad guy. They know i have severe anxiety issues, why aren't they thankful when i do stuff for them? why is it whenever something bad happens, it's my fault? That's not fair.
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Hee hee. A guy popped up in the Kickstarter thread asking for advice on getting a project kickstarted. Fair enough, but he wanted to start with a project that was doing the concept art. Which is silly.
Now he's made a thread in the Writer's Block to help him design the setting.
Is this some kind of plan to get the forum to pay for and make his game?
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
Hee hee. A guy popped up in the Kickstarter thread asking for advice on getting a project kickstarted. Fair enough, but he wanted to start with a project that was doing the concept art. Which is silly.
Now he's made a thread in the Writer's Block to help him design the setting.
Is this some kind of plan to get the forum to pay for and make his game?
i know that's what i'm doing.
PS: Can you guys come up with 15 heroes to be in my card game? K thanks.
PPS Make sure they're balanced.
Why is it that everyone always assumes things are my fault? Why is everyone always on my back even when i do my best to help out? Am i not good enough for people?
my sister just had her wisdom tooth extracted, she's spending a few days here. Her laptop was broken. I suggested i take a look at it to get her HDD out so she wouldn't lose data. I open up her laptop while she's out getting her teeth ripped out and when she comes home, she just shits on me about some DVDs i don't have. i'm eating and she's yelling at me to search for them. Mom's just asking me where the DVDs are. They're in mom's room.
Somehow everything is my fault, i snap and yell at them to leave me alone. now i'm the bad guy. They know i have severe anxiety issues, why aren't they thankful when i do stuff for them? why is it whenever something bad happens, it's my fault? That's not fair.
Because they're domineering personalities and it sounds like they're use to being able to get away with shitting on you and making you take the blame for things that aren't your fault. Some people will continue to take from you as long as you can give, then blame you for not being able to give more. These people are called assholes. The trick is to stop doing things for them.
Incense! I've smelled that a couple of times. Sandalwood I think, if I put my face right over it. It's sort of like fire plus perfume?
Burning mesquite in a bbq pit is also fire plus perfume. Basically the same odor.
I'm looking around for things to smell. Does the back of a post-it note smell like anything? I mean, I guess I assume it must. Maybe everything has an odor?
I don't think so.
Coffee? Your armpit? A permanent marker?
Sometimes if I've just worked out, it's like there's a different sort of air around me... like I can almost feel it rising up off me. I assume that's BO but there's no scent, just a sort of weird feeling like I'm carrying around a different kind of air than normal air.
My underarms smell if I don't shower but I never notice that, ever. Coffee I covered... never brewed, very rarely when opening a fresh-ground package. Like, I assume a Starbucks just reeks of coffee but it's no different than outside air for me.
I have actually, seriously wondered if this was happening, before. If everyone was just going along with flower smelling because that's what society tells you to do with a flower. I've done that dozens of times before.
You're the nasal version of an autist!
Seriously man, when I was younger? *sniffff* oh yes this is lovely. brain:flowers bloom in spring it smells like springtime!
*check reactions to make sure I got it right*
You have to be careful, as there are a few flowers out there that will trick you. Most flowers smell good to attract bees. But there are a few that smell to attract flies. Those smell like... other things that attract flies.
Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
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Why is it that everyone always assumes things are my fault? Why is everyone always on my back even when i do my best to help out? Am i not good enough for people?
my sister just had her wisdom tooth extracted, she's spending a few days here. Her laptop was broken. I suggested i take a look at it to get her HDD out so she wouldn't lose data. I open up her laptop while she's out getting her teeth ripped out and when she comes home, she just shits on me about some DVDs i don't have. i'm eating and she's yelling at me to search for them. Mom's just asking me where the DVDs are. They're in mom's room.
Somehow everything is my fault, i snap and yell at them to leave me alone. now i'm the bad guy. They know i have severe anxiety issues, why aren't they thankful when i do stuff for them? why is it whenever something bad happens, it's my fault? That's not fair.
Because they're domineering personalities and it sounds like they're use to being able to get away with shitting on you and making you take the blame for things that aren't your fault. Some people will continue to take from you as long as you can give, then blame you for not being able to give more. These people are called assholes. The trick is to stop doing things for them.
Great, now to stop doing things for the only people I interact with in real life.
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I heard it was p expensive
I just got Phish's "Coral Sky" DVD, and though I've only had time to look at bits, I must say it is siiiiiick
Jab that pen in there son!
If you replace the 'blue corn moon' and the 'bobcat's grin' from the Pocahontas song with these things ...
Woo! Flowers are so whatever. Everyone else is just pretending, like when they taste the wine before accepting the bottle... they're sniffling flowers because that's what you're supposed to do, not because there's an odor they enjoy.
I have actually, seriously wondered if this was happening, before. If everyone was just going along with flower smelling because that's what society tells you to do with a flower. I've done that dozens of times before.
Do they lay down some sweet fluffhead jams?
You're the nasal version of an autist!
Spool will never know the smell of patchouli.
ooooh. Linky? I wanna check this out.
Hahahahahaha
No promises on Instagram, though. I may take all manner of classy photos.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
and didn't clean it
It's date night money, not a casual meal thing. But it's worth going, because it's super tasty and unlike any of the mexican food you can get around town.
I don't enjoy the effort it takes to smell the good part.
Alright, let's try some aversion therapy.
Every time you're needlessly dickish, I'm going to make a note to say something nice to a police officer. The FOP is walking distance from my house, Than!
Does her vagina smell like new car?
Burning mesquite in a bbq pit is also fire plus perfume. Basically the same odor.
I'm looking around for things to smell. Does the back of a post-it note smell like anything? I mean, I guess I assume it must. Maybe everything has an odor?
This is like an episode of Sesame Street. Are you actually Grover?
I don't think so.
Coffee? Your armpit? A permanent marker?
Adorable
Seriously man, when I was younger? *sniffff* oh yes this is lovely. brain:flowers bloom in spring it smells like springtime!
*check reactions to make sure I got it right*
my sister just had her wisdom tooth extracted, she's spending a few days here. Her laptop was broken. I suggested i take a look at it to get her HDD out so she wouldn't lose data. I open up her laptop while she's out getting her teeth ripped out and when she comes home, she just shits on me about some DVDs i don't have. i'm eating and she's yelling at me to search for them. Mom's just asking me where the DVDs are. They're in mom's room.
Somehow everything is my fault, i snap and yell at them to leave me alone. now i'm the bad guy. They know i have severe anxiety issues, why aren't they thankful when i do stuff for them? why is it whenever something bad happens, it's my fault? That's not fair.
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Now he's made a thread in the Writer's Block to help him design the setting.
Is this some kind of plan to get the forum to pay for and make his game?
i know that's what i'm doing.
PS: Can you guys come up with 15 heroes to be in my card game? K thanks.
PPS Make sure they're balanced.
Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
Because they're domineering personalities and it sounds like they're use to being able to get away with shitting on you and making you take the blame for things that aren't your fault. Some people will continue to take from you as long as you can give, then blame you for not being able to give more. These people are called assholes. The trick is to stop doing things for them.
Sometimes if I've just worked out, it's like there's a different sort of air around me... like I can almost feel it rising up off me. I assume that's BO but there's no scent, just a sort of weird feeling like I'm carrying around a different kind of air than normal air.
My underarms smell if I don't shower but I never notice that, ever. Coffee I covered... never brewed, very rarely when opening a fresh-ground package. Like, I assume a Starbucks just reeks of coffee but it's no different than outside air for me.
You have to be careful, as there are a few flowers out there that will trick you. Most flowers smell good to attract bees. But there are a few that smell to attract flies. Those smell like... other things that attract flies.
burger pizza is worst pizza.
I'd rather eat ham/pineapple.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
To be fair, you are a very problematic century.
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Great, now to stop doing things for the only people I interact with in real life.
Guess i should become a hobo.
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They have it in chicken for you!