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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iEsU8vaIkI

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Okay wait I just took a huge dump

    Add +2 to the weight I've lost

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    <- former raver and thus was molded into a hugger

    I don't think we hugged either

    I probably sensed your hug-ambivalence and pivoted to a regular joe handshake because I'm so savvy

    Mazzy is saying he is a hugger but I don't think we hugged at PAX

    There were hugs. And probably a groping. I am not shy.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    yesssss little bugs

    lay eggs in the gel packets painstakenly prepared for you

    yesssss

    excellent

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I usually kiss the girl before the first date.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iEsU8vaIkI

    Grid combat is looking better all of a sudden.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Okay wait I just took a huge dump

    Add +2 to the weight I've lost

    Yeah, but you'll gain two pounds once you...reloaf

    ugghhHHhhghhghhhnnggghhhhhnnnugghhhhhhhhhhhh

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    one time I was visiting a casual acquaintance in another city and we got a motel room because her house was being fumigated and somehow that translated into having sex

    it was great because one thing segued smoothly into another with no hesitation or interruptions but to this day I cannot remember how I pulled it off and it has set an unrealistic expectation for all future dates, non-dates, brunches, and casual meetings

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    reloaf, despite being a probable typo, is an incredible way to describe harboring new feces.

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Okay wait I just took a huge dump

    Add +2 to the weight I've lost

    Yeah, but you'll gain two pounds once you...reloaf

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Ugh, about time I found my damn questions to write my papers.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    reloaf, despite being a probable typo, is an incredible way to describe harboring new feces.

    As is "harboring new feces"

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    HEY FUCKERS, NOT ONLY HAVE I LOST FIVE(+2) POUNDS SINCE MY LAST WEIGHIN

    I MAINTAINED THE AVERAGE I NEED TO STAY IN MY HONOURS PROGRAM

    MOTHER

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Creative juices are burbling around in my head now. I've spent most of a day digging around the internet looking at game engines.

    Unity
    Unreal
    Source
    Torque3d
    CryEngine

    Begun drawing the character bios together and collecting all the bits I've written for the story.

    Soon I will start a "How do I become a game developer" thread in H/A.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Okay wait I just took a huge dump

    Add +2 to the weight I've lost

    Yeah, but you'll gain two pounds once you...reloaf

    ugghhHHhhghhghhhnnggghhhhhnnnugghhhhhhhhhhhh

    It was a typo that was too perfect to fix.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I definitely comprehended that as the average weight at first

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I had sex on the first date with my first 3 long term girlfriends, no other relationships in between.

    Now I'm 3 or 4 girlfriends deep into the "sex on the third date at the earliest" dating style.

    I think sex first makes more sense, if it's just a physical attraction you figure it out before someone gets emotionally attached and the breakup really sucks then.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I definitely comprehended that as the average weight at first

    me too.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Creative juices are burbling around in my head now. I've spent most of a day digging around the internet looking at game engines.

    Unity
    Unreal
    Source
    Torque3d
    CryEngine

    Begun drawing the character bios together and collecting all the bits I've written for the story.

    Soon I will start a "How do I become a game developer" thread in H/A.

    "I want to become, like, peter molyneux famous; but not, like, chris metzen famous. guide me, ceres"

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    <- former raver and thus was molded into a hugger

    I don't think we hugged either

    I probably sensed your hug-ambivalence and pivoted to a regular joe handshake because I'm so savvy

    Mazzy is saying he is a hugger but I don't think we hugged at PAX

    There were hugs. And probably a groping. I am not shy.

    Hi5

    Also someday we will bro down at a real punk show to make up for whatever that was at PAX

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2012
    Eddy wrote: »
    harboring new feces.

    I am picturing someone worriedly hustling the feces through their doorway at night, whispering sotto voce directions, gazing into the distance as the sounds of helicopters and dogs grow closer

    Jacobkosh on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I have never been kiss-denied.

    Which sounds great, except that now I am TERRIFIED of it happening, so I try to make 99% sure she wants to kiss me before I go in for it.

    Predictably, this has not turned out well.

    just do one of your sexy dances

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6KwyCQqBjA&amp;feature=g-upl

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Dis movie.

    Delicious.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Reloaf

    Wow

    Yeah, that's good

    In German it would probably be Weiderloafen

    This has potential

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    <- former raver and thus was molded into a hugger

    I don't think we hugged either

    I probably sensed your hug-ambivalence and pivoted to a regular joe handshake because I'm so savvy

    Mazzy is saying he is a hugger but I don't think we hugged at PAX

    There were hugs. And probably a groping. I am not shy.

    Hi5

    Also someday we will bro down at a real punk show to make up for whatever that was at PAX

    We so do. I have at least been to actual concerts since then.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    god seriously i think it was like

    not the perfect dump

    but pretty damn close

    i'd rate it a solid 8/10

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Creative juices are burbling around in my head now. I've spent most of a day digging around the internet looking at game engines.

    Unity
    Unreal
    Source
    Torque3d
    CryEngine

    Begun drawing the character bios together and collecting all the bits I've written for the story.

    Soon I will start a "How do I become a game developer" thread in H/A.

    I am really ambivalent about Unity. On the one hand, it's pretty impressive. But on the other, probably has the most draconian license terms / costs.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Creative juices are burbling around in my head now. I've spent most of a day digging around the internet looking at game engines.

    Unity
    Unreal
    Source
    Torque3d
    CryEngine

    Begun drawing the character bios together and collecting all the bits I've written for the story.

    Soon I will start a "How do I become a game developer" thread in H/A.

    "I want to become, like, peter molyneux famous; but not, like, chris metzen famous. guide me, ceres"

    "My goal is to become just as famous as American McGee without all the trauma and insanity it appears to have required"

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Seriously though, what the fuck was that thing the nerds called a concert? Really wtf was that?

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    The perfect poo is when your butt coughs and the log just falls out like an aid package for a third world country and there's no remaining residue

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Creative juices are burbling around in my head now. I've spent most of a day digging around the internet looking at game engines.

    Unity
    Unreal
    Source
    Torque3d
    CryEngine

    Begun drawing the character bios together and collecting all the bits I've written for the story.

    Soon I will start a "How do I become a game developer" thread in H/A.

    I am really ambivalent about Unity. On the one hand, it's pretty impressive. But on the other, probably has the most draconian license terms / costs.

    It seems very mobile / flash focused. That's not really where I want to go with this idea, though.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Creative juices are burbling around in my head now. I've spent most of a day digging around the internet looking at game engines.

    Unity
    Unreal
    Source
    Torque3d
    CryEngine

    Begun drawing the character bios together and collecting all the bits I've written for the story.

    Soon I will start a "How do I become a game developer" thread in H/A.

    I am really ambivalent about Unity. On the one hand, it's pretty impressive. But on the other, probably has the most draconian license terms / costs.

    If you want to go commercial though it's by far the cheapest good option IMO, but that's a very big if.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Creative juices are burbling around in my head now. I've spent most of a day digging around the internet looking at game engines.

    Unity
    Unreal
    Source
    Torque3d
    CryEngine

    Begun drawing the character bios together and collecting all the bits I've written for the story.

    Soon I will start a "How do I become a game developer" thread in H/A.

    "I want to become, like, peter molyneux famous; but not, like, chris metzen famous. guide me, ceres"

    "Easy, just go make Populus, Powermonger, Syndicate, Magic Carpet and Dungeon Keeper".

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    peeing and pooping don't have to feel good. this is the closest i get to being a theist. whoever designed us was very kind to add in those nice touches- those little things we can enjoy, like a nice visit to the bathroom.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Seriously though, what the fuck was that thing the nerds called a concert? Really wtf was that?

    miku?

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    but there is pain in knowing you have to wait the necessary refractory period to go again

    the wait itself is meaningless

    the knowledge



    devastating

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Creative juices are burbling around in my head now. I've spent most of a day digging around the internet looking at game engines.

    Unity
    Unreal
    Source
    Torque3d
    CryEngine

    Begun drawing the character bios together and collecting all the bits I've written for the story.

    Soon I will start a "How do I become a game developer" thread in H/A.

    I am really ambivalent about Unity. On the one hand, it's pretty impressive. But on the other, probably has the most draconian license terms / costs.

    It seems very mobile / flash focused. That's not really where I want to go with this idea, though.

    what are you looking to target? A desktop experience? Mobile? Tablet? Console?

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    First thunderstorm of the year. Right on time actually!

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The perfect poo is when your butt coughs and the log just falls out like an aid package for a third world country and there's no remaining residue

    I

    I

    Yes, 'aye' is the proper response to such an insightful statement.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    The perfect poo is when your butt coughs and the log just falls out like an aid package for a third world country and there's no remaining residue

    I

    I

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