Twenty?
Twenty!?
Is this the best he could do?
Fine, we'll make the best of it.
No sense wasting time!
I would introduce myself in person, but that'd be pointless. Not like you haven't heard of me already!
There's a lot of mysteries out there, just waiting to be discovered!
Especially here!
If it can't be found online, it must not exist!
And if there aren't aliens, ESPers, or time-travelers online, then what's the point of the internet even existing?
Not a one!
So, there's this game of yours. Phalla or something. Childish, but it'll do.
By the law of averages, without a doubt, at least
three of you must be either an alien, time-traveler, ESPer, or all of the above!
So how are we going to find you? That's the question...
!and this is the answer
Every day, you'll vote, and one of you dies!
Isn't it great? Obviously
you don't want to die, but naturally, the sooner you find the mysteries the rest of the group is hiding, you're in the clear!
So, I've taken the liberties of having each of your computers elaborately rigged with high-ordinance explosives!
Whichever of you the rest don't like? Bye-bye.
It's a messy business, but we need results, and this is bound to get them.
Kyon's more familiar with the mechanics than I am, so he'll explain the rest.
After that, it's all up to you!
Remember: vote or die!
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Long story short, every day one of you has to cast a vote. If you don't... you die!?
YOU NEVER SAID WE WERE KILLING ANYONE!!
...sorry about that. Like I said, she wasn't too clear on the details.
Well, you seem like a smart bunch, you'll think of something.
Votes are casted in red. Retractions in lime.
A vote is expected from every player, every day, or you'll be remove-
...
...killed, for inactivity. I get it, I get it.
If the calculations are on the money, there are three unknowns in your group.
-An Alien
-An ESPer
-A Time-Traveler
If the rest of you can find them, then the game ends.
If you become outnumbered by them, the game ends.
If you die before we find them, Haruhi won't be happy, and she might just kill you all.
Well, I guess they'll high-tail it out of here by then, so I figure only you innocents are dead.
The good news? Some of you innocents are special too, in your own ways.
Maybe if you work together, you'll get through this alive.
The bad news? Haruhi.
You see, she gets bored easily.
When she gets bored, bad things happen.
When bad things happen around her, bad things happen to everyone.
If Haruhi's boredom reaches critical levels, a player will be killed at random.
(Note as of day 3: this threat has been pacified. For now.)
So whatever you do: keep it interesting. How? That's up to you.
I have no idea what makes her mind work. Good luck with that.
I guess I've said all I can. Sorry I can't help more, but I'm not crossing her just to help out a bunch of strangers.
Voting closes at 9:00 Saturday evening (EST).
You don't have to be active to survive, but it's expected, especially if you want to keep things interesting.
If you don't vote, you're dead.
(Roles will first be given to reserves, and after that, the roles will be killed.)
Best of luck.
Oh, and you should probably get your homes evacuated by then. Knowing her, she's gotten enough explosives to blow up an entire city block, just to be sure.
'Narrations'
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6
The Final
Final Roster
Well, game on, or something.
Yeesh.
Anyway, second day one reveal:
Question By "find them" do you mean "vote them"? Because if we vote them we kill them, right? So... crap, I hate poorly translated Japanese stuff.
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
nyoro~n
Well, yes, vote them. Hopefully they won't die, but I guess she'll be happy enough knowing they exist, worse case scenario.
If she's looking for people like that, and they die when we vote for them, doesn't that mean that if we find them, then they'll be dead and she'll need to go out and find more?
Really, I think someone should suggest another means to find time travelers, espers, and aliens. I'd like to start the ball rolling by saying we should put out a few bear traps. The kind with pointy teeth.
Your main problem are the ones in your midst.
*honk* *honk*
So if you're one of those, you're in luck.
I got nothing, and I gotta do stuff. Good thing we have until tomorrow to come up with a plan.
Revealing something already, huh? Through an image, right? Well, who would get IMAGES of REVELATIONS? Maybe someone with ESP?
I think so. Moving on...
nyoro~n, referring to a 4chan image-based meme. Again, we're back to images. And images lead me to believe that B:L has ESP.
!vote B:L the ESPer.
1. She's crazy
2. We're boring
3. Espers, Aliens, Time travelers aren't
4. She always says yes when someone asks her out.
Is it bad for me to confess that I can travel forward through time, but only in 1 second intervals and to do to it takes a second of concentration?
!Vote Drez
Am I right?
nyoro~n
That is some logic from you that I can finally agree with. TehSpectre.
Phalla Morning
By: Phlacebo
A vote in need's a vote indeed,
A vote with weed is better,
A vote with breasts and all the rest,
A vote who's dressed in leather... :whistle:
I am totally against the Jay Dee bandwagon because of that.
Obsession.
From Marty McFly.
!vote alien
Also I must go talk with my secret alliance buddy
one moment
That won't work because you placed it with the misspelling, you have to retract with the misspelling.
He's bound to be evil in at least one of two Phallas.
or
i like time travel
'Oh and Lassie, in response to the bestiality rumors circulating about you, I have decided to forgo calling you by the usual girl's name, and instead I am going to refer to you as whatever famous dog I can think of. I have gone with Lassie because of course it satisfies the criteria of being both a girl's and a dog's name, thus helping you to ease into the transition.'
You may have something there.
For your information, I'm not an alien, I'm a vampire assassin!
!Vote Rynone
I'mma have to go with someone not in my alliance
say
!vote Bogey
!vote B:L
I bet that ESPer saw that coming.
TehSpectre - 2
B:L - 1
Drez - 1
Hylianbunny - 1
Plutonium - 1
Rynone - 1
Zal - 1