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Secret Satans: The gifts (and puzzles) begin to arrive.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The bar is a little high for random gift-giving now, Tef. Thanks a lot.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Franko wrote: »
    how to build millenium falcon
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEc8v1OWeE4

    Goddamn

    Tef is a king amongst men and this video owns so hard

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
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    I'm out and about but here's the picture of the haul as I received them.

    The wrapping paper was very cute and well done.

    That Nate Silver book owns.

    NOW WHO WAS IT

    I really hope I didn't miss anything. Working and having the flu blows.

    Love whoever was my satan though hail satan

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    By the way getting sick and then having three books show up at your door owns.

    What the fuck am I gonna do all day?

    Read a fuck ton yessssssss

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I have sent a gift.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Oooh, let me know how Through the Eye is. Always looking for interesting roman history stuff.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I went to the post office today and I had something in my PO Box!!!
    It was a bill :cry:

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That was from me! Hope you like it!

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Stupid USPS freight. Their tracking is next to useless. On December 6th it left a sorting facility on the other side of the country from me, then on the 7th it just says "Update" what update? Expected delivery date: 12/11/12 well its not here yet...so what the hell USPS

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    . wrote: »
    That was from me! Hope you like it!


    I always suspected you were a CPAP machine.

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    . wrote: »
    That was from me! Hope you like it!


    I always suspected you were a CPAP machine.
    I'd always imagined my gifts left people breathless but that's not quite what I envisioned.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Actually in this case your gift is making sure people don't stop breathing in their sleep.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    So
    It has become clear to me I have drawn one of "those" kind of Satan's for which gift giving is some kind of insane competition of overindulgence not seen outside of the country of Dubai
    Today, I received a package lighter than the ten pound behemoth that was the James Bond archive (which incidentally caused Penguin to visibly drool when I showed it to him while we recorded are podcast).
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    The note seems to suggest another James Bond related gift. Now after, Skyfall, The podcast Penguin and I just recorded about Skyfall, Thanksgiving's Bond Marathon on the SYFY channel and actually renting a few Bond movies on Netflix, I think I've gone through about thirteen of the Bond movies over the last month, and I put three on my wishlist so I was thinking maybe he bought me one, or two or all three that I asked for.
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    Nope, he bought me All Twenty-Two Movies on Blu-Ray
    Holeeeeee Sheeeeeeit
    Now, I have to be honest here, I'm not sure if I'm gonna watch any of these after the month long Bond binge, I've been on
    But having them all, fulfills something primal in me wanting a complete set, all nice and neatly packaged together
    I can most definitely say eventually, I will watch all of them including the six I've never seen before

    So here they are, all my gifts together
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    The Complete Bone
    The James Bond Archives
    and all Twenty-Two EON James Bond films on Blu-Ray

    More than any sane person can ask for and certainly enough to keep me occupied until at least next Christmas
    Thank you @Odin
    I don't think I would have bought any of these gifts for myself but receiving them
    Just having them, owning them
    Makes me feel rich, Odin you have boosted my pride and given me the real gift of feeling ever so briefly as if I am James Bond in the sense of being able to acquire anything I desire with no thought of cost or consequence

    Secret Satans Rules!

    BusterK on
    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
    Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    holy fuck

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    holy smokes

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    holy shitballs

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Holy Cow batman.

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Holey rusted metal.

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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    holy schnikies

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Hail satan

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Awwwwww, yeah, got paid today!

    Time to do some shopping!

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Awwwwww, yeah, got paid today!

    Time to do some shopping!

    for me? aww :3

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Stale has been gifting again and got me a fifty dollar gift card from amazon for, and I quote, "Maybe a clip? Do you use clips? I don't know"

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    He the best.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Like I said, I don't know shit for shit about climbing.

    I just know it's expensive, and insurance companies suck.

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    MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    I hope my person go their package today and that FedEx was not a silly goose again.

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    Hey Satan!
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    Amazon
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    What's this? A box? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    What's this? A box? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    on reading this post I had a thought that if I were awful, I'd send boxes full of just packing peanuts to expectant Satanees

    just to MESS with y'all

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    What's this? A box? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    on reading this post I had a thought that if I were awful, I'd send boxes full of just packing peanuts to expectant Satanees

    just to MESS with y'all

    that's genius

    poo
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    A box a box a box!
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    Yay!
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    And there's only a real name which I'm pretty sure I recognize, but thank you dear amazingly generous gifter who is not my Satan, I've been wanting to read these forever <3

    Usagi on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    it's like sharing little moments of excitement

    followed by crushing disappointment

    but hey I still gave you a little tiny moment of joy!

    (that I then crushed underfoot like a spider coming after my first-born)

    Vivixenne on
    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    What's this? A box? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    on reading this post I had a thought that if I were awful, I'd send boxes full of just packing peanuts to expectant Satanees

    just to MESS with y'all

    that's genius
    That's also pretty spot on.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    it's like sharing little moments of excitement

    followed by crushing disappointment

    but hey I still gave you a little tiny moment of joy!

    (that I then crushed underfoot like a spider coming after my first-born)

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    hey, hey Jess

    JESS

    (nice nails)

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Thank you :D

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    ohh the things those nails could do to me...


    ahem... uhh


    I mean, great, uhhh, books. yay gifts.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Awwwwww, yeah, got paid today!

    Time to do some shopping!

    for me? aww :3

    Easy there, cowboy.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I started The Stranger but stopped as soon as I realized it wasn't about that

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    The Stranger is one of my favourite books.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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