Coffee's caffeine buzz is so much better than pop.
I wonder why this is.
pop? i am detecting dangerously high levels of 1950s housewife
Pop is what the free world calls it.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
Surrealitycheck, I meant to tell you this before but a week ago I had some salt and vinegar chips so strong that Leigh burned her lips when she kissed me a few minutes later. Those were such good chips.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
McDolan's wasn't serving breakfast when I got there earlier
mcgroodle pls ;(
I thought you were trying not to be 180 lbs and sad
mcgrroby is fat infused with sad
stop at a grocery store and get a banana and some peanut butter instead. maybe some granola. or perhaps a greek yogurt. all delicious, none processed horsebacon
s-shut up, baka! My weight isn't ballooning, it's mostly stable, so if I just burn more calories by exercising and building muscle I might not have to change my diet much. I want to see how far that gets me!
ANYWAY MCGRIDDLES ARE DELICIOUS AND WE ARE GETTING MARRIED
Up to you.
My roommate lost ~100 lbs just by changing his diet; primarily just by not keeping chips and soda in the house.
but then again he also lost his self respect because he no longer gets DELICIOUS CRISPSZ
Yes. The air of a man eating a bag of potato chips in one sitting is an air of self-respect.
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Powerpuppiesdrinking coffee in themountain cabinRegistered Userregular
Plenty of places do eat horse meat, France and Italy do off the top of my head. But it has to be horses reared just for human consumption. Not an animal that's reached the end of its working life and been shot up with a bunch of drugs that are harmful to humans.
You bite into the can like a man proper, and eat the aluminium. Then you give the meat to a less manly entity. Like a couch, or a dog. You're so manly you subsist on rare earth metals. Let the plebs eat the protein.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Surrealitycheck, I meant to tell you this before but a week ago I had some salt and vinegar chips so strong that Leigh burned her lips when she kissed me a few minutes later. Those were such good chips.
as it should be
i ate some discos yesterday where eating one quarter of the crisp made me cough and choke so hard i had to mainline water
i wuz in hevin
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You bite into the can like a man proper, and eat the aluminium. Then you give the meat to a less manly entity. Like a couch, or a dog. You're so manly you subsist on rare earth metals. Let the plebs eat the protein.
Aluminum is like, the opposite of a rare earth metal.
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
Man, public broadcast humor shows on the radio nowadays are so fucking bad.
It's like when you see characters in sci-fi movies try to recreate activities from the past, but they can't do it right because nobody remembers exactly how it's supposed to be done.
You bite into the can like a man proper, and eat the aluminium. Then you give the meat to a less manly entity. Like a couch, or a dog. You're so manly you subsist on rare earth metals. Let the plebs eat the protein.
Aluminum is like, the opposite of a rare earth metal.
Pure aluminium. Not "Aluminium bonded with this other stuff."
There you made me go there.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Urgh. I still can't dig Daniel Craig as James Bond.
If you saw skyfall and still don't like him I don't know what to tell you. Your opinion is wrong.
i hated skyfall but craig is a magnificent bond
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I couldn't get over the ridiculous plot. Bond and M were bad at being spies and all the tech people were bad at tech. I couldn't figure out why Bond was being treated as a dinosaur 2 movies after he became a 00 agent. They introduced this groundskeeper I'd never heard of in practically the last ten minutes of the film, and two spies on the run didn't bring any guns with them. In fact, why did they run away to a secret place without coordinating with the agency? To be unpredictable so Silva couldn't find M, right? So why did they have the tech people lay a trail for Silva to find? Every moment of the plot after Silva was captured was preposterously contrived, and even if I loved the reveal of the Aston Martin, it didn't make up for everything else. I'm told if you're a real Bond buff there were lots of nods and homages, and maybe I just don't know the series well enough. I certainly know that I care about plot more than a lot of people. A friend also remarked that little things ruin movies for me... I'd rather have a B movie with everything done right than an amazing A movie with one massive flaw. Anyway, I was bored and annoyed for the full second half of the movie.
COME AT ME BRO
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You bite into the can like a man proper, and eat the aluminium. Then you give the meat to a less manly entity. Like a couch, or a dog. You're so manly you subsist on rare earth metals. Let the plebs eat the protein.
Aluminum is like, the opposite of a rare earth metal.
Pure aluminium. Not "Aluminium bonded with this other stuff."
There you made me go there.
Aluminum (aluminium if you're a dirty foreigner) still isn't a rare earth metal.
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I want to roll you down that curvy street on the hill in San Fransisco. and have a little kid dressed up as Indiana Jones try to run away from you.
ITT we learn a horse stole Lud's sugar cubes as a child.
Yes. The air of a man eating a bag of potato chips in one sitting is an air of self-respect.
DESIRED
Not broken or dislocated, just sore.
You bite into the can like a man proper, and eat the aluminium. Then you give the meat to a less manly entity. Like a couch, or a dog. You're so manly you subsist on rare earth metals. Let the plebs eat the protein.
I will headbutt you into space.
I will recreate every one of the best bayonetta fight scenes on your face but without the promise of titties.
I have a huge Dredd TPB I need to get around to consuming, one of these days.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
If you saw skyfall and still don't like him I don't know what to tell you. Your opinion is wrong.
Whoa now, no need to start threatening to take away the titties...let's all just calm down here a second.
So many such addons. I have ABP, NoScript, and Disconnect (which blocks cross-site scripting for sites like Facebook and Digg).
i hated skyfall but craig is a magnificent bond
as it should be
i ate some discos yesterday where eating one quarter of the crisp made me cough and choke so hard i had to mainline water
i wuz in hevin
Aluminum is like, the opposite of a rare earth metal.
t-titties
It's like when you see characters in sci-fi movies try to recreate activities from the past, but they can't do it right because nobody remembers exactly how it's supposed to be done.
Does
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Pure aluminium. Not "Aluminium bonded with this other stuff."
There you made me go there.
I went there too.
Yeah. Stuff that's safe to eat.
Horses that were never intended to be eaten are shot up with a bunch of stuff that's not safe to eat.
The likely culprit is all the horses that are getting off the road in romania and some people who saw an opportunity.
NONE HERE
YOU'RE TITTING UP THE WRONG TIT IF TITTIES IS WHAT YOU'RE AFTER
Well, they're not.
Pfffft
be gone with your aloooominum
CAN YOU NOT SEE THE "U" IN THERE??
die, mostly, if monthy python has taught me anything.
COME AT ME BRO
Aluminum (aluminium if you're a dirty foreigner) still isn't a rare earth metal.
twitch.tv/tehsloth