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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    You know, I kinda get what people mean when they say that the Tau don't really fit art wise into 40K due to looking too clean and a bit anime.

    But damn they look so cool.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Zzulu wrote: »
    The best guns are the ones that are as big as you are
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    Yeah I really like the new Tau designs
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    <3

    Plus, they come with miniguns!
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    You know, I kinda get what people mean when they say that the Tau don't really fit art wise into 40K due to looking too clean and a bit anime.

    But damn they look so cool.
    They're supposed to look clean since they're the "new guys" on the galactic scene. The young race, the upstarts etc. While all the other factions have been slaughtering eachother for millennia the Tau are still kind of just taking their first stumbling steps into the madness that is 40K. I like that contrast to the other factions

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    NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    Tau only look clean when they're fresh recruits.
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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    The Tau were straight up put in as a direct response to Anime being "hip" in nerdy communities a few years prior to their release, and GW trying very hard to capitalize on that.

    What is this I don't even.
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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    I can't hear you over how BIG MY GUN IS

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    FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    Neli wrote: »
    Plus, they come with miniguns!

    Plasma miniguns. Which makes it better.

    Anyway. I think they chose Space marines, Chaos Marines, Orks and Eldar because...
    Well, the powerlevel of each individual soldier.

    You can't have a 40k game without space marines (because the space marines fanboys would whine too much).
    With Eldar aspect warriors are frequently on-par with space marines.
    Chaos marines are obviously on-par with Space marines
    Orks have troops that are on par with space marines (Nobs, Bosses, Psykers as well as very veteran ork boyz). Besides, they'll have the unwashed masses of F2P players. And it's inherently fun to be an ork, even if you die in droves against paying players with much greater hitting power than you.
    Tau don't have something that's on par. They have stuff that's a lot more powerful (Battlesuits) or a lot less powerful (Tau infantry).
    IG have the same problem as tau, except worse.

    Adding stuff like IG and Tau, even if you could make it work with F2Ps acting as general infantry, would still just dilute the power of the Ork horde. And I think the Ork horde is the most attractive concept of a Warhammer 40k Planetside-like game.
    Because everyone else gets to be heroes (or supervillains) facing off against numerically superior enemies and frequently prevailing when faced with 4-1 odds. And Orks get to be ORKS! They get to be the Horde, go Waaagh! against their enemies and leverage huge numbers against individually superior foes.
    Even their uncoordinated nature and frequent lack of skill will be orkish.

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    I really hope that, when they eventually add IG to this game, you play as an IG squad.

    Like, you pick a rifle squad or whatever, and you just spawn with you under your own control and 4 AI allies who follow you around and shoot what you're shooting at.

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Eh, IG don't have something that lore wise matches up to a marine but they have more than enough vet units and bad asses to draw classes from that'd work from a game balance perspective.

    I kinda agree that Tau pretty much have no 'elite' dudes that aren't in robots.

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    NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    Man I love Riptides so much, but they aren't cheap :(

    The only reason I haven't resurrected my old Tau army

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Wait

    Is this RPG Planetside 40,000?

    If it could have Tau/Tyranids/IG it'd be perfect. Kinda lame to chuck two marine factions at people.

    what?

    if they released this game without chaos marines it would be dead.

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    I'd take Imperium/Chaos/Tau/Eldar. Not chuck Chaos out.

    Two groups of space marines are still two groups of dudes that look very similar and are armed very similarly.

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    TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    I really hope that, when they eventually add IG to this game, you play as an IG squad.

    Like, you pick a rifle squad or whatever, and you just spawn with you under your own control and 4 AI allies who follow you around and shoot what you're shooting at.

    Man, that has been my MP dream for a long time. I have an entire game cooked up in my head based around that very premise that ends up being the godlike love child of Brothers in Arms and Battlefield.

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    NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Reasons Tau are cool:

    Their plasma guns don't explode when used.

    And jet packs
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    Edit: ugh, phone posting sucks for linking pictures...

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    NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    Guess I got to be the one to say it... Tau.Suck.Balls. What kind of hippie rhetoric is "For the Greater Good" anyways.

    jet packs? check
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    big guns? check
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    plasma? while certainly very flash, it doesnt meet minimum dakka requirements, question is invalid.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    I don't know, gattling plasma sounds pretty dakka to me.

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    NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    plasma is pew, along with lasers. and its a fundamental law of the universe that pew /= dakka

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I have not read up on Tau. Do they put the whole Tau in those robot bodies or just the brain or something?

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    NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    I have not read up on Tau. Do they put the whole Tau in those robot bodies or just the brain or something?

    They're battle suits

    I think farsight has some buddies that are more machine than tau though

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    They don't seem big enough.

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    NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    tau aren't terribly large.

    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
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    Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    Tau are fish aliens that have vaginas on their faces that were created to get Japanophiles buying into Warhammer army mans.

    Also they're absurdly broken on the tabletop, currently.

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    I really hope that, when they eventually add IG to this game, you play as an IG squad.

    Like, you pick a rifle squad or whatever, and you just spawn with you under your own control and 4 AI allies who follow you around and shoot what you're shooting at.

    Storm Troopers.

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    At high levels maybe. Level 1 would be a fire team with standard issue flashlights.

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    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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    ArthilArthil Registered User regular
    Tau technically aren't just one species, as unlike the other groups which basically act like goombas and destroy anything that isn't them the Tau will integrate your people into their society.

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    Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    It's the Tau alliance, not the Tau species.

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    ArthilArthil Registered User regular
    My point still stands >.>

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    NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    Arthil wrote: »
    Tau technically aren't just one species, as unlike the other groups which basically act like goombas and destroy anything that isn't them the Tau will integrate your people into their society.
    Ask them how well that went with the Tyranids. Or the Necron.

    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
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    ArthilArthil Registered User regular
    Well those are some pretty big exceptions, though aren't the Necron no longer a race of terminators?

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    Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    "They're bros with the Blood Angels." - Matt Ward's stupid, fat mouth

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    Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Arthil wrote: »
    My point still stands >.>

    I... Uh... Wasn't refuting that.

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So what do the Tau look like who use the suits? They would have to fold up pretty small.

    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
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    FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    So what do the Tau look like who use the suits? They would have to fold up pretty small.

    Battlesuit size chart

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2014
    Ok, now I am sure they couldn't fit in there.

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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Fairly certain Tau pilots don't just fill the chest compartments like Dreadnaughts. They actually shift their limbs and stuff as part of the mental connection.

    The same one that gives some pretty terrifying trauma if their suit loses a limb during battle.

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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    Aren't the battlesuit pilots a different caste that's smaller than the ones that form fire teams?

    What is this I don't even.
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    NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Aren't the battlesuit pilots a different caste that's smaller than the ones that form fire teams?

    Nope, Fire Warriors who pass a specific trial get a battlesuit.

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    NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    Nobody wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Aren't the battlesuit pilots a different caste that's smaller than the ones that form fire teams?

    Nope, Fire Warriors who pass a specific trial get a battlesuit.

    The trial of squeezing oneself into a tiny area without freaking the hell out due to claustrophobia.

    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Not so much the claustrophobia as the dislocation or amputation of their legs.

    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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    Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    The legs go where the battlesuits legs are on the smaller suits.

    The things aren't vehicles with a pilot, they're just really huge and advanced suits of armour.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Not so much the claustrophobia as the dislocation or amputation of their legs.

    Still better than what space marines go through.

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