I really should know better than to go to the lava lamp museum while stoned.
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by existing. (Auralynx)
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by a squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles. (Iron Weasel)
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by nothing. (Kuhlmeye)
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by another goddamn vampire movie. (Jdarksun)
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by chunks of dead prostitute. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster. (Mikey CTS)
I think I have to give this to chunks of dead prostitute. Mesmerizing not only for their surprising uniformity, but the unsettling implications of where you came into possession of so many chunks of dead prostitute.
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Look, I'm not asking questions. We all know it's not a party without at least one dead prostitute.
Just saying, those are some awfully uniform chunks in the punchbowl.
Post the question and go to bed, get up to all the answers. Such a nice feeling.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's a monkey smoking a cigar. (Mikey CTS)
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's multiple stab wounds. (Jdarksun)
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about. (Auralynx)
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's penis envy. (Iron Weasel) (*)
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's dorito breath. (See317)
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's hot cheese. (TheRoadVirus)
@Kuhlmeye, what does your analysis indicate she had?
Can I pay for it now and we'll say its good in a millennium?
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Ambiguous sarcasm (Jdarksun)
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Self-flagellation (TheRoadVirus)
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Frolicking (Mikey CTS) (*)
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Passing a kidney stone (See317)
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Balls (Kuhlmeye)
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament (Iron Weasel)
TWO WEEKS TOO EARLY FOURTH OF JULY PARTY! WOOOOOOO!
What never fails to liven up the party? Getting abducted by Peter Pan (Iron Weasel)
What never fails to liven up the party? Assless chaps (Auralynx)
What never fails to liven up the party? A 55-gallon drum of lube (See317) (*)
What never fails to liven up the party? Sharing needles (Kuhlmeye)
What never fails to liven up the party? A sweaty, panting leather daddy (Jdarksun)
What never fails to liven up the party? Getting so angry you pop a boner (Mikey CTS)
Hey See317, how many parties do you think your lube will supply? One and a half? Maybe two?
Depends on who all gets invited. With the crew around here, I think I'd need to crack open a second drum just to make it through introductions.
We're talking about building a giant lubed up slide out of tarps on the side of a hill, right? Always livens a party up.
Hey See317, how many parties do you think your lube will supply? One and a half? Maybe two?
Depends on who all gets invited. With the crew around here, I think I'd need to crack open a second drum just to make it through introductions.
We're talking about building a giant lubed up slide out of tarps on the side of a hill, right? Always livens a party up.
Suddenly I'm visualizing a slightly small tube soaked with lube that a partygoers have to slide though in order to get into the party. I'll leave it to your imaginations that the exit looks like.
Hey See317, how many parties do you think your lube will supply? One and a half? Maybe two?
Depends on who all gets invited. With the crew around here, I think I'd need to crack open a second drum just to make it through introductions.
We're talking about building a giant lubed up slide out of tarps on the side of a hill, right? Always livens a party up.
Suddenly I'm visualizing a slightly small tube soaked with lube that a partygoers have to slide though in order to get into the party. I'll leave it to your imaginations that the exit looks like.
Well, I imagined what the exit looks like, and now I'm ruined forever.
Hey See317, how many parties do you think your lube will supply? One and a half? Maybe two?
Depends on who all gets invited. With the crew around here, I think I'd need to crack open a second drum just to make it through introductions.
We're talking about building a giant lubed up slide out of tarps on the side of a hill, right? Always livens a party up.
Suddenly I'm visualizing a slightly small tube soaked with lube that a partygoers have to slide though in order to get into the party. I'll leave it to your imaginations that the exit looks like.
Well, I imagined what the exit looks like, and now I'm ruined forever.
Hey See317, how many parties do you think your lube will supply? One and a half? Maybe two?
Depends on who all gets invited. With the crew around here, I think I'd need to crack open a second drum just to make it through introductions.
We're talking about building a giant lubed up slide out of tarps on the side of a hill, right? Always livens a party up.
Suddenly I'm visualizing a slightly small tube soaked with lube that a partygoers have to slide though in order to get into the party. I'll leave it to your imaginations that the exit looks like.
Well, I imagined what the exit looks like, and now I'm ruined forever.
Hey See317, how many parties do you think your lube will supply? One and a half? Maybe two?
Depends on who all gets invited. With the crew around here, I think I'd need to crack open a second drum just to make it through introductions.
We're talking about building a giant lubed up slide out of tarps on the side of a hill, right? Always livens a party up.
Suddenly I'm visualizing a slightly small tube soaked with lube that a partygoers have to slide though in order to get into the party. I'll leave it to your imaginations that the exit looks like.
If you can't handle scads of innuendo and horrible mental images, what are you doing in this thread?
If you can't handle the human body, you'd better stay away from the boners of the elderly. (Kuhlmeye)
If you can't handle not having sex, you'd better stay away from mad hacky-sack skills. (Iron Weasel)
If you can't handle a bitch slap, you'd better stay away from an honest cop with nothing left to lose. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
If you can't handle black people, you'd better stay away from Africa. (Jdarksun)
If you can't handle ass to mouth, you'd better stay away from Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body. (Auralynx)
If you can't handle sexual humiliation, you'd better stay away from Bill Nye the Science Guy. (See317)
@Mikey CTS, what should people take as a warning sign that they're not ready?
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I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by existing. (Auralynx)
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by a squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles. (Iron Weasel)
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by nothing. (Kuhlmeye)
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by another goddamn vampire movie. (Jdarksun)
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by chunks of dead prostitute. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster. (Mikey CTS)
@See317, what turned your trip into a Trip?
Just saying, those are some awfully uniform chunks in the punchbowl.
Round 36: Kuhlmeye is judging
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _______.
Please PM your answers while Kuhlmeye disassembles her in order to find her secret.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's a monkey smoking a cigar. (Mikey CTS)
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's multiple stab wounds. (Jdarksun)
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about. (Auralynx)
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's penis envy. (Iron Weasel) (*)
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's dorito breath. (See317)
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's hot cheese. (TheRoadVirus)
@Kuhlmeye, what does your analysis indicate she had?
Penny Arcade Rockstar Social Club / This is why I despise cyclists
Right?
Round 37: Auralynx is judging
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?
Please PM your answers while Auralynx hopes the answers isn't rubber cockslaps.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Ambiguous sarcasm (Jdarksun)
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Self-flagellation (TheRoadVirus)
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Frolicking (Mikey CTS) (*)
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Passing a kidney stone (See317)
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Balls (Kuhlmeye)
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament (Iron Weasel)
@Auralynx, why aren't you saving up paper money?
Round 38: TheRoadVirus is judging
What never fails to liven up the party?
Please PM your answers while TheRoadVirus is taught the difference between frolicking and flouncing.
Search yourselves. You know it to be true.
What never fails to liven up the party? Getting abducted by Peter Pan (Iron Weasel)
What never fails to liven up the party? Assless chaps (Auralynx)
What never fails to liven up the party? A 55-gallon drum of lube (See317) (*)
What never fails to liven up the party? Sharing needles (Kuhlmeye)
What never fails to liven up the party? A sweaty, panting leather daddy (Jdarksun)
What never fails to liven up the party? Getting so angry you pop a boner (Mikey CTS)
@TheRoadVirus, what will make you a college legend?
I had only one card for this one which made any sense, even by this environment's standards. I was bummed.
Steam - NotoriusBEN | Uplay - notoriusben | Xbox,Windows Live - ThatBEN
Nonsense plays are sometimes the best plays.
Round 39: Mikey CTS is judging
If you can't handle ________, you'd better stay away from ________.
Please PM your answers while Mikey CTS enjoys being too slippery for the normals.
We're talking about building a giant lubed up slide out of tarps on the side of a hill, right? Always livens a party up.
If you can't handle a 55 gallon tub of lube you better stay away from (literally every other one of the answers).
Suddenly I'm visualizing a slightly small tube soaked with lube that a partygoers have to slide though in order to get into the party. I'll leave it to your imaginations that the exit looks like.
Well, I imagined what the exit looks like, and now I'm ruined forever.
Are you ruined for ever? ...or ready to party?
...Both?
Exactly what you'd expect?
Penny Arcade Rockstar Social Club / This is why I despise cyclists
If you can't handle the human body, you'd better stay away from the boners of the elderly. (Kuhlmeye)
If you can't handle not having sex, you'd better stay away from mad hacky-sack skills. (Iron Weasel)
If you can't handle a bitch slap, you'd better stay away from an honest cop with nothing left to lose. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
If you can't handle black people, you'd better stay away from Africa. (Jdarksun)
If you can't handle ass to mouth, you'd better stay away from Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body. (Auralynx)
If you can't handle sexual humiliation, you'd better stay away from Bill Nye the Science Guy. (See317)
@Mikey CTS, what should people take as a warning sign that they're not ready?
Well done, whoever made that play.