Also bummed at continued lack of luck from internet dating stuff. Need to figure out how to meet the single ladies
I found the simplest solution is just date guys
guys are way easier
I know! That's the frustrating thing as someone who leans towards ladies.
I do have a very nice and kinda cute boy I could date if I want to, but I think it would be unfair to him to date him just to be with somebody when I'm not super into him when I'm not drunk
I told this drunk girl my plight and I did shots her and her friends and we all got really passionate about game of thrones then I went to this shady ass bar way up north with like really young kids there and this rap group that was two albinos and a quadriplegic guy. Then a crazy storm hit and killed all the power for a five block radius. There were downed trees and the sewers were overflowing and then had a heart to heart with my old friend about my dating life.
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Sounds like the plot to Hangover 4. Someone call Todd Phillips.
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So Angie met this guy, he tried to shove her onto his dick. Everyone says how bad he is.
She goes on another date with him, he doesn't think people should use condoms.
She goes on another date with him, etc. only now people are defending the relationship, and I'm all, no, this doesn't sound healthy at all.
Evidently you are the one true purveyor of all that is right in every relationship ever. How foolish we were to assume there was another way of being, of experiencing life and relationships. How misguided we were, to support someone who clearly needed some time to talk out the complexity of life and interactions with complex human beings and to eventually support her in making her own goddamned decisions because she did not actually ask for advice and also it's her life not ours.
I have learned the error of my ways! Praise be unto Weaver for showing me the light and the way!
First break. Thank goodness I'm with nice people today.
I don't want to start up the argument but I thought I'd say a little bit. Yeah the head thing was an idiot move on his part and after it I really thought that would be it for us. But I like to talk things out so he and I did. Once I got my point across he seemed to listen, and was pretty shocked about the condom/sti thing. He didn't seem to realise how common they are and the consequences. He went straight out and bought a pack of condoms I've since found out. Plus he's getting tested on the weekend.
This next bit is sex related so I'm spoilering it.
I have gone down on him during foreplay and he didn't complain when I stopped. And the next time we were in bed I didn't, and he didn't ask or try to get me to. I also don't like people going down on me until I know them well, it's an issue of mine. He tried, not knowing this, and when I said no he didn't push it. Then afterwards he asked about it and has accepted my reasoning without trying to persuade me. I take that as a good sign.
Since then he hasn't tried to push me for anything and I've instigated anything sexual when we've been together. He may still be an idiot about something in the future, but he seems to now be going at my speed and accepting it without complaint.
I feel that if you have to train a romantic partner like a pet, then you're doing relationships wrong.
I think you're reducing this further than you really should
Literally no romantic partner is perfect right off the bat. It is perfectly normal for both parties to have to discuss behaviors that bother them, and maybe try to rein some of those things in, or if not then decide to try to live with those flaws, and on and on and on
I feel that if you have to train a romantic partner like a pet, then you're doing relationships wrong.
I think you're reducing this further than you really should
Literally no romantic partner is perfect right off the bat. It is perfectly normal for both parties to have to discuss behaviors that bother them, and maybe try to rein some of those things in, or if not then decide to try to live with those flaws, and on and on and on
I told this drunk girl my plight and I did shots her and her friends and we all got really passionate about game of thrones then I went to this shady ass bar way up north with like really young kids there and this rap group that was two albinos and a quadriplegic guy. Then a crazy storm hit and killed all the power for a five block radius. There were downed trees and the sewers were overflowing and then had a heart to heart with my old friend about my dating life.
This has been adventures in dating
I will so sad if the band doesn't have a great pun name.
I told this drunk girl my plight and I did shots her and her friends and we all got really passionate about game of thrones then I went to this shady ass bar way up north with like really young kids there and this rap group that was two albinos and a quadriplegic guy. Then a crazy storm hit and killed all the power for a five block radius. There were downed trees and the sewers were overflowing and then had a heart to heart with my old friend about my dating life.
This has been adventures in dating
I will so sad if the band doesn't have a great pun name.
I told this drunk girl my plight and I did shots her and her friends and we all got really passionate about game of thrones then I went to this shady ass bar way up north with like really young kids there and this rap group that was two albinos and a quadriplegic guy. Then a crazy storm hit and killed all the power for a five block radius. There were downed trees and the sewers were overflowing and then had a heart to heart with my old friend about my dating life.
This has been adventures in dating
I will so sad if the band doesn't have a great pun name.
I told this drunk girl my plight and I did shots her and her friends and we all got really passionate about game of thrones then I went to this shady ass bar way up north with like really young kids there and this rap group that was two albinos and a quadriplegic guy. Then a crazy storm hit and killed all the power for a five block radius. There were downed trees and the sewers were overflowing and then had a heart to heart with my old friend about my dating life.
This has been adventures in dating
I will so sad if the band doesn't have a great pun name.
I told this drunk girl my plight and I did shots her and her friends and we all got really passionate about game of thrones then I went to this shady ass bar way up north with like really young kids there and this rap group that was two albinos and a quadriplegic guy. Then a crazy storm hit and killed all the power for a five block radius. There were downed trees and the sewers were overflowing and then had a heart to heart with my old friend about my dating life.
This has been adventures in dating
I will so sad if the band doesn't have a great pun name.
White Men, Can't Jump
I have never loved a man the way I love you right now.
really? if i've ever heard of a demographic I thought would be using eharmony...
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
Weaver you should just stick to telling boring stories about how making a minimal amount of effort makes you an above average boyfriend and not try and give out advice cause it's not very good.
I told this drunk girl my plight and I did shots her and her friends and we all got really passionate about game of thrones then I went to this shady ass bar way up north with like really young kids there and this rap group that was two albinos and a quadriplegic guy. Then a crazy storm hit and killed all the power for a five block radius. There were downed trees and the sewers were overflowing and then had a heart to heart with my old friend about my dating life.
This has been adventures in dating
I will so sad if the band doesn't have a great pun name.
Weaver you should just stick to telling boring stories about how making a minimal amount of effort makes you an above average boyfriend and not try and give out advice cause it's not very good.
Dude, you're gonna get the thread locked, please stop.
Weaver you should just stick to telling boring stories about how making a minimal amount of effort makes you an above average boyfriend and not try and give out advice cause it's not very good.
Weaver you should just stick to telling boring stories about how making a minimal amount of effort makes you an above average boyfriend and not try and give out advice cause it's not very good.
That's a bit harsh, man. Weavs is a good dude. Maybe a little misguided in this particular instance of forum drama, but a good dude nonetheless.
Also I feel weird being in Seattle sometimes because I DO NOT like to go on hikes and shit, don't care about sports, but would still like to find someone I'm attracted to who's down with all that.
The struggle is real.
#Dateghazi
Oh my god this. I can't tell if most girls are overselling how active their life is or if I'm really the only person in this town who likes to eat a sandwich and watch cartoons most days.
It's not even that I want to sit at home and eat a sandwich while watching cartoons.
(I mean, I do, but it's not My Thing)
I just don't want to go explore the Great Outdoors, aggravating my sinuses with tree and grass pollen and putting my body in danger for the sake of a quick adrenaline rush. If I wanted that, I could just be a fuckup on my job and dodge falling road cases whilst rubbing tree bark and uprooted dandelions on my face.
Also kayaking is only fun if you're boring and fly a desk all day or something.
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I know! That's the frustrating thing as someone who leans towards ladies.
I do have a very nice and kinda cute boy I could date if I want to, but I think it would be unfair to him to date him just to be with somebody when I'm not super into him when I'm not drunk
If you clean up after yourself, it's not 'perversion.'
It's a 'hobby.'
Or so I've been told.
More like
You know what else needs to be cleaned up? Crime scenes.
I'm on a watch list somewhere, I just know it.
It's like we're the same person!
Hey! We know a guy!
Fun fact: I have been with him on a job, and cleaned up an actual crime scene. I learned things that day.
I told this drunk girl my plight and I did shots her and her friends and we all got really passionate about game of thrones then I went to this shady ass bar way up north with like really young kids there and this rap group that was two albinos and a quadriplegic guy. Then a crazy storm hit and killed all the power for a five block radius. There were downed trees and the sewers were overflowing and then had a heart to heart with my old friend about my dating life.
This has been adventures in dating
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Evidently you are the one true purveyor of all that is right in every relationship ever. How foolish we were to assume there was another way of being, of experiencing life and relationships. How misguided we were, to support someone who clearly needed some time to talk out the complexity of life and interactions with complex human beings and to eventually support her in making her own goddamned decisions because she did not actually ask for advice and also it's her life not ours.
I have learned the error of my ways! Praise be unto Weaver for showing me the light and the way!
Edit: just fell up some stairs. I don't think today will be fun.
I don't want to start up the argument but I thought I'd say a little bit. Yeah the head thing was an idiot move on his part and after it I really thought that would be it for us. But I like to talk things out so he and I did. Once I got my point across he seemed to listen, and was pretty shocked about the condom/sti thing. He didn't seem to realise how common they are and the consequences. He went straight out and bought a pack of condoms I've since found out. Plus he's getting tested on the weekend.
This next bit is sex related so I'm spoilering it.
Since then he hasn't tried to push me for anything and I've instigated anything sexual when we've been together. He may still be an idiot about something in the future, but he seems to now be going at my speed and accepting it without complaint.
This may make no sense, so tired.
I will so sad if the band doesn't have a great pun name.
White Men, Can't Jump
BRO
I was thinking Ghost Riders
I have never loved a man the way I love you right now.
So saying message me if you are a Succubus because hips hooves and horns are sure something is really relevant?
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Satans..... hints.....
Their name was Odd Squad
Dude, you're gonna get the thread locked, please stop.
That's a bit harsh, man. Weavs is a good dude. Maybe a little misguided in this particular instance of forum drama, but a good dude nonetheless.
Wait, no lets not do that.
Please be me. Please be me. Please be me.
YASSSSSSSSSSS
I'm a package deal, I come with a Metal and a Sassori
Oh phew, I was worried that Sassori was going to be so damn sad right there.
Oh hell naw, lady put a ring(pop) on this, I ain't gonna leave her
Aww! You remembered!
my ex wife likes kayaking
she's an accountant
Yeah. Thought it was about to get super awkward.