here's one i overheard in the pub last night. apparently MI5(or MI6, the gentleman couldn't seem to make up his mind which) are all set to fix next months referendum on Scottish independence, and have in fact already altered the outcome of elections all over the UK, most notably Glenrothes in 2012. i do wonder if, seeing as the result is pre-determined, the individual will decide its not really worth voting and stay home on the day?
here's one i overheard in the pub last night. apparently MI5(or MI6, the gentleman couldn't seem to make up his mind which) are all set to fix next months referendum on Scottish independence, and have in fact already altered the outcome of elections all over the UK, most notably Glenrothes in 2012. i do wonder if, seeing as the result is pre-determined, the individual will decide its not really worth voting and stay home on the day?
If I wanted to try and sway a vote appealing to crazies that I've already rigged it would probably be pretty effective.
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
The downside of course is that it singles out a particular man to accuse, and it sucks to think there must be a few thousand folks who really believe the theory.
“That’s like the African child slave soldiers,” Jones said during his radio show on Tuesday, responding to his guest William Gheen’s theory that the children at the border are willing tools of the despotic Obama because they crave “Obamaphones” and want to sign up for Obamacare.
“That’s how all those African countries are run, is off of poor kids,” Jones continued. “[T]hey grab [poor kids] at 12 and give a machine gun. Obama talks about his national security force, just as big, just as strong as our military. It’s so bold, but when you look at it, they really are doing that.”
things like this are why this is the best thread on the forum, hands down
So DARPA, ARPA back then created the Internet. Then they created torrenting. Why? To unleash the US culture bomb on the world! With Big Bang Theory streaming into every mud hut and chateau across the planet.
They are much less likely to attack us when they are us.
I'm one of the biggest peace-mongers I know, but if you told me that I could join a military or terrorist group that would fight a war against the Big Bang Theory I would sign up tomorrow.
So DARPA, ARPA back then created the Internet. Then they created torrenting. Why? To unleash the US culture bomb on the world! With Big Bang Theory streaming into every mud hut and chateau across the planet.
They are much less likely to attack us when they are us.
Their evil knows no bounds.
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MortiousThe Nightmare BeginsMove to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
So DARPA, ARPA back then created the Internet. Then they created torrenting. Why? To unleash the US culture bomb on the world! With Big Bang Theory streaming into every mud hut and chateau across the planet.
They are much less likely to attack us when they are us.
I don't know why I find this one funny, I just do.
Maybe it's because if Satan were real and needed to find a way into the Christian home, he might find a better way of doing it than on a Monster energy drink can.
I work in IT. One of the employees in my support group is a consummate 9-11 Truther. I can't stand these people in any way whatsoever. I have, however, found that the quickest way to dispatch these people is to enable them, which again, is just, the worst.
Her> "My computer is making noises."
Me: "Is it coming from the speakers, or does it sound like it's coming from the tower, like a fan or the motherboard?"
Her> "No no, I mean, I can hear buzzing. You know they found nano-technology recently in the wreckage of the two towers?"
Me-with-straight-face: *Looks left suspiciously, looks right* "Shh, they're listening. Not here, later, where they can't hear us."
Her> *Scurries off*
Me: *Sips my coffee*
I don't know why I find this one funny, I just do.
Maybe it's because if Satan were real and needed to find a way into the Christian home, he might find a better way of doing it than on a Monster energy drink can.
I noped as soon as I heard 'so you go into Hebrew...'
I don't know why I find this one funny, I just do.
Maybe it's because if Satan were real and needed to find a way into the Christian home, he might find a better way of doing it than on a Monster energy drink can.
This makes sense. Jesus was always more of a RedBull guy anyway.
I'm just always smitten when Non-Jewish White people start talking about Hebrew.
As if you know a thing about Hebrew.
"Hey guys, my great-great Grandmother was full-blood Native American Algonquin, now hold on a moment while I talk with factual authority about the Navajo language that I don't even speak."
I don't know why I find this one funny, I just do.
Maybe it's because if Satan were real and needed to find a way into the Christian home, he might find a better way of doing it than on a Monster energy drink can.
This makes sense. Jesus was always more of a RedBull guy anyway.
I always figured the angels were more into Red Bull.
Y'know, wings and all.
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NocrenLt Futz, Back in ActionNorth CarolinaRegistered Userregular
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I need to find that Cracked article on believable conspiracy theories.
Like the only one I remember is that the reason Kurt Coban committed suicide was because he play guitar left handed. Goes into the theory that he had back problems throughout his life and that even while on heroin he was still feeling constant pain.
The idea that the constant pressure of the guitar's weight throughout his career cause his spinal condition to worsen since his spine was already heading to the right so if he played right handed (and there are a few left handed people that play right handed) with the weight on his left shoulder, it might have actually balanced out.
Edit: Or it may go deeper than that...
The Robutt knows....
Nocren on
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KadokenGiving Ends to my Friends and it Feels StupendousRegistered Userregular
Monster isn't Satan. It is, however, the Beast of Satan
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six."
-Revelation 12:12
Monster's calorie count is 99.9.
Upside down that is SIX SIX SIX!
Coincidence? I think not.
I don't know why I find this one funny, I just do.
Maybe it's because if Satan were real and needed to find a way into the Christian home, he might find a better way of doing it than on a Monster energy drink can.
This makes sense. Jesus was always more of a RedBull guy anyway.
I always figured the angels were more into Red Bull.
So, the Business Plot. Real or not? Anybody know enough about this to make a verdict?
Maybe tell us more than the name of it?
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SurfpossumA nonentitytrying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered Userregular
Apparently the Business Plot was an attempt to overthrow FDR as revenge for getting rid of the gold standard and stuff.
I tell ya, any time the gold standard is involved there are just conspiracies within conspiracies. The One Ring may as well have been forged out of plain old regular gold given the effect the stuff has on people.
Gold has actually depreciated in value quite a bit recently. All those advertisements about selling your gold? It's rich folk trying to snap it up while it's down in price.
“That’s like the African child slave soldiers,” Jones said during his radio show on Tuesday, responding to his guest William Gheen’s theory that the children at the border are willing tools of the despotic Obama because they crave “Obamaphones” and want to sign up for Obamacare.
“That’s how all those African countries are run, is off of poor kids,” Jones continued. “[T]hey grab [poor kids] at 12 and give a machine gun. Obama talks about his national security force, just as big, just as strong as our military. It’s so bold, but when you look at it, they really are doing that.”
Obama confirmed to be Solidus Snake.
That means there's a White Obama with Blonde hair out there.
I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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L Ron HowardThe duckMinnesotaRegistered Userregular
I don't know why I find this one funny, I just do.
Maybe it's because if Satan were real and needed to find a way into the Christian home, he might find a better way of doing it than on a Monster energy drink can.
“That’s like the African child slave soldiers,” Jones said during his radio show on Tuesday, responding to his guest William Gheen’s theory that the children at the border are willing tools of the despotic Obama because they crave “Obamaphones” and want to sign up for Obamacare.
“That’s how all those African countries are run, is off of poor kids,” Jones continued. “[T]hey grab [poor kids] at 12 and give a machine gun. Obama talks about his national security force, just as big, just as strong as our military. It’s so bold, but when you look at it, they really are doing that.”
Obama confirmed to be Solidus Snake.
That means there's a White Obama with Blonde hair out there.
Is he the Kenyan one?
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Captain Marcusnow arrives the hour of actionRegistered Userregular
"My interest is, my one hobby is, maintaining a democracy. If you get these 500,000 soldiers advocating anything smelling of Fascism, I am going to get 500,000 more and lick the hell out of you, and we will have a real war right at home."
I don't know why I find this one funny, I just do.
Maybe it's because if Satan were real and needed to find a way into the Christian home, he might find a better way of doing it than on a Monster energy drink can.
Why is she trying to wrangle the Ø as a cross when there's a perfectly serviceable T right there?
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If I wanted to try and sway a vote appealing to crazies that I've already rigged it would probably be pretty effective.
The downside of course is that it singles out a particular man to accuse, and it sucks to think there must be a few thousand folks who really believe the theory.
things like this are why this is the best thread on the forum, hands down
Twitch Channel
They are much less likely to attack us when they are us.
http://gnomophobia.com
Anyone want to beta read a paranormal mystery novella? Here's your chance.
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Their evil knows no bounds.
So the DMCA is treasonous?
I can live with that.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
I don't know why I find this one funny, I just do.
Maybe it's because if Satan were real and needed to find a way into the Christian home, he might find a better way of doing it than on a Monster energy drink can.
I work in IT. One of the employees in my support group is a consummate 9-11 Truther. I can't stand these people in any way whatsoever. I have, however, found that the quickest way to dispatch these people is to enable them, which again, is just, the worst.
Her> "My computer is making noises."
Me: "Is it coming from the speakers, or does it sound like it's coming from the tower, like a fan or the motherboard?"
Her> "No no, I mean, I can hear buzzing. You know they found nano-technology recently in the wreckage of the two towers?"
Me-with-straight-face: *Looks left suspiciously, looks right* "Shh, they're listening. Not here, later, where they can't hear us."
Her> *Scurries off*
Me: *Sips my coffee*
Come on, the marketing writes itself.
He was over visiting the other day and said something like "Do you guys get a lot of chemtrails around here?"
It's just a game, lady. Chill out
I noped as soon as I heard 'so you go into Hebrew...'
This makes sense. Jesus was always more of a RedBull guy anyway.
Twitch Channel
As if you know a thing about Hebrew.
"Hey guys, my great-great Grandmother was full-blood Native American Algonquin, now hold on a moment while I talk with factual authority about the Navajo language that I don't even speak."
I always figured the angels were more into Red Bull.
Y'know, wings and all.
Like the only one I remember is that the reason Kurt Coban committed suicide was because he play guitar left handed. Goes into the theory that he had back problems throughout his life and that even while on heroin he was still feeling constant pain.
The idea that the constant pressure of the guitar's weight throughout his career cause his spinal condition to worsen since his spine was already heading to the right so if he played right handed (and there are a few left handed people that play right handed) with the weight on his left shoulder, it might have actually balanced out.
Edit: Or it may go deeper than that...
The Robutt knows....
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six."
-Revelation 12:12
Monster's calorie count is 99.9.
Upside down that is SIX SIX SIX!
Coincidence? I think not.
Heh, top comment
Whitney Houston was killed by Niki Manaj so the Illuminati could elect a new Pope. Or something.
XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
what the fuck did i just watch??
its not wrong
Grammar is generally not the strong suit of those this disconnected with reality.
XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
I guess you're right. If I made a fake one myself, I'd end up doing the bad grammar just to make it more believable.
Shitty Tumblr:lighthouse1138.tumblr.com
Maybe tell us more than the name of it?
I tell ya, any time the gold standard is involved there are just conspiracies within conspiracies. The One Ring may as well have been forged out of plain old regular gold given the effect the stuff has on people.
Shitty Tumblr:lighthouse1138.tumblr.com
That means there's a White Obama with Blonde hair out there.
It was real they just didn't have enough proof to convict anyone.
Is he the Kenyan one?
General Butler was not a good choice for them.