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The Seeker: The Dark is Rising will be shown in film schools for years to come...

switzky21switzky21 __BANNED USERS regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
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As a classic example of how NOT to make a movie. I just got back from it, and dear God was it fucking awful. Bad special effects, bad writing, terrible actor, AWFUL cinematography...The list goes on.

It's. A. Bad. Movie.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    is that don quixote standing there looking smarmy

    good ol don

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    switzky when are you going to learn not to make shitty threads?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    i didn't even know they were making a dark is rising movie

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    did anyone who isn't a retard go see it

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I really liked the books.

    But I've not money to spare to go watch this.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    in more interesting news, I just ordered this:
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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    You can tell it will be shit because they are all "Oh look at me aren't I fucking glamorous" on the front.

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This looks like a good thorough raping of the book series.

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wormtongue stole Shadowfax.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    did anyone who isn't a retard go see it

    I don't think it's out until tomorrow

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i was worried this would suck.

    I liked the books quite a bit.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I was kinda wanting to see this.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    It's a shame that Ian McShane is associated with this, I really like him.

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Is Dr. Who in this?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Is it worse than Eragon. That;s sort of my benchmark terrible terrible film these days.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    i dunno knob the trailers look pretty bad

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    yeah it looks like the standard awkward teen boy that suddenly finds he is the chosen one that will save the world blah blah blah

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    well dang

    these were some of my favorite books as a lad

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Not gonna lie, the trailers kinda had me excited to see it. I'll probably catch a showing next week. Then again, I have low standards for movies and man, it really can't be worse than Eragon, like Sil said, can it?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    well dang

    these were some of my favorite books as a lad

    Hey Knob, you were right, Stardust was pretty damn enjoyable.


    (Plus I got touched by Claudia Schiffer - she's way too thin now though :( )

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    when i heard the voice over listing the awkward teen boy's new powers i was like 'this is gonna be terrible.'

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    well, the OP said it's fucking awful but then again, switzky

    so take that with a grain of salt

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    well dang

    these were some of my favorite books as a lad

    Hey Knob, you were right, Stardust was pretty damn enjoyable.


    (Plus I got touched by Claudia Schiffer - she's way too thin now though :( )

    I am mad that more people didn't see Stardust

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm just hoping it is moderately successful so they can make the last two books into movies. Newberry medal well deserved for Grey King. Books made me hella interested in Wales, till I realized Wales is all sheep screwing eurorednecks.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    well dang

    these were some of my favorite books as a lad

    Hey Knob, you were right, Stardust was pretty damn enjoyable.


    (Plus I got touched by Claudia Schiffer - she's way too thin now though :( )

    I am mad that more people didn't see Stardust

    I don't think it'll do much business sadly. A shame, because it was most enjoyable.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I went to see Stardust a week after it came out and the damn theater wasn't showing it anymore.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    i really dig films like legend and willow and labyrinth and such

    seems like it's been ages since we had one of those

    stardust filled the void nicely

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    I haven't seen Stardust yet. I think I'll remedy that today as it's still showing in a theater just a few blocks from me.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    stardust was a lot of fun, especially the battle at the end

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i really dig films like legend and willow and labyrinth and such

    seems like it's been ages since we had one of those

    stardust filled the void nicely

    How do you feel about The Neverending Story?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i really dig films like legend and willow and labyrinth and such

    seems like it's been ages since we had one of those

    stardust filled the void nicely

    All fantasy films are in service to the one that rises above all. Labyrinth.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i really dig films like legend and willow and labyrinth and such

    seems like it's been ages since we had one of those

    stardust filled the void nicely

    How do you feel about The Neverending Story?
    SAY MY NAME BASTIAN!

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The speed of Darkness

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    i don't dislike the neverending story

    but it ain't one of those films i can watch a shitload of times

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Unlike Labyrinth.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    i watch labyrinth at least twice a year

    i am hesitant to show it to the boy

    he's at that stage where if he likes a movie, he'll watch it twice a day

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    thanks to him, i would rather eat a bullet than ever see the incredibles again

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That is how my cousins kids are. They will watch spiderman all the damn time. I go over and that is all the ywant to watch. Then they want to play and I have to be the green goblin all the time. I wanna be spider man sometimes.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    i tried to sit him down in front of blade runner

    he took about 2 minutes of that before running over to the dvds and yelling NO! NEMO! WATCH NEMO DADDY

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I swear if my son asks me to watch the Spongebob movie one more time that DVD is going in the trash.

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