These people are doing it wrong...now they're gonna put people out on the floors watching out. You need to wait till the night before the game for these shenanigans.
I would not spend 10K to get drunk and forget who won.
For 10K, I better be having one of those "The Hangover" like experiences where I go on a super long bender for an indeterminable amount of time and completely forget who I was or where I started or why Andy Dalton is passed out in the bath tub.
These people are doing it wrong...now they're gonna put people out on the floors watching out. You need to wait till the night before the game for these shenanigans.
Alarmgate. Where was Pete Carroll and when did he know it? Where was the ball boy taking a piss at the time? How does Russell Wilson like his alarms?
this whole media farce is an extension of the meme culture where all these so called journalists are doing is heaving buckets of shit against the wall and looking at what sticks trying to find the next viral thing. but in the end there is only one virus that comes from shit and it's diarrhea
new plan, build a time machine, go back in time, get the name of the watergate complex changed to something with a far more difficult suffix to attach to random words.
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this whole media farce is an extension of the meme culture where all these so called journalists are doing is heaving buckets of shit against the wall and looking at what sticks trying to find the next viral thing. but in the end there is only one virus that comes from shit and it's diarrhea
I've changed my mind, this is the hottest take
is that good or bad
if you care what other people think of your posts then you probably aren't living in a great little place I like to call america
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Hmm, there is some interesting truth in that letter but at the same time it reads like it was written by a PR team which makes it lose a lot of the impact I believe they were going for.
Marshawn Lynch talks more in this video for Conan than he has in the last three media days for the NFL
That was amazing. The reactions to the fatalities were a thing of beauty right up there with the ddaaaaayyyyuuummm scene from Friday. Also, thank god Gronk plays football better than he plays MK.
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Lynch plays as Toad in Mario Kart, he knows whats up.
You don't deserve this, and neither do I. You're talking like you deserve things. We don't "deserve" to live in this carnival of fun and games and talking to famous people and traveling and expensing Shake Shack. Listen, dingus: one day, society will notice the gauche, exorbitant error that is the professional sportswriting industry, frown, wonder "how the Hell long has that been there," and send us all to mine ore on Saturn. Be quiet! Don't blow this for the rest of us, dumbass! Shut the fuck up, they'll hear you!
I can't help but love Marshawn. I'm desperate for a Patriots win, but if Seattle wins, I hope Lynch wins MVP.
Yeah - I take back any criticism I had of his handling of the press. Nintendo needs to get him in a Mario Kart ad asap. I don't care what the cost, it would be spectacular.
I am the Sportswriting Moon-God. The tides rise and fall with each of my tweets about liking bacon. One day I will compose the perfect "critical of Delta Airlines" tweet, and my fingertips will emit rays of light that stretch out interdimensionally into quantum space, incinerating the first three dimensions and bathing dimensions four through eight in my alabaster light of wisdom. All shall cease to exist, save for myself and the GIF of Chris Kaman trying to run a fast break. I am light. All matter is my body.
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These people are doing it wrong...now they're gonna put people out on the floors watching out. You need to wait till the night before the game for these shenanigans.
For 10K, I better be having one of those "The Hangover" like experiences where I go on a super long bender for an indeterminable amount of time and completely forget who I was or where I started or why Andy Dalton is passed out in the bath tub.
it's far more about the display of wealth than the event itself
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Alarmgate. Where was Pete Carroll and when did he know it? Where was the ball boy taking a piss at the time? How does Russell Wilson like his alarms?
is that good or bad
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
if you care what other people think of your posts then you probably aren't living in a great little place I like to call america
Open letter from Josh Gordon
Steam
Turrible
get it right
Uh... you have a DUI
Blackmon never really played enough to show anything. Sad story.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Marshawn Lynch talks more in this video for Conan than he has in the last three media days for the NFL
That was amazing. The reactions to the fatalities were a thing of beauty right up there with the ddaaaaayyyyuuummm scene from Friday. Also, thank god Gronk plays football better than he plays MK.
He's just finishing him so he don't get fined.
This is my new favorite anything ever
These men run head long and beat the shit out of each other every day and they are horrified by MK stuff
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2015/01/what-if-richard-shermans-face-were-only-his-mouth.html
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Jesus Christ! I did not need to see that out of one half opened eye lying in bed. Give me a fuckin heart attack.
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This is the best one:
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Sherman6.jpg