hmm i wonder what's the weirdest porn subreddit i can find
Don't do it, CucucumberMan. That lies madness.
If I was still in the "make joke alts based on things DUE posts" phase of my life I would absolutely make a CucumberMan alt.
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There's no doubt that there are good communities inside of reddit (r/fallout comes to mind) its the general reddit commentariat thats absolute garbage.
You need some kind of certification in Norway to use and handle (and most importantly, really: store) explosives; I would bet it's the same way in most of the US.
Ask a farmer.
What?
No, when we want to blow up a sheep or something, we just take a trip down to the farmer's market and pick up a few sticks on a docket.
He was a chemist, engineer, and inventor. In 1894, Nobel purchased the Bofors iron and steel mill, which he made into a major armaments manufacturer. Nobel also invented ballistite. This invention was a precursor to many smokeless military explosives, especially the British smokeless powder cordite. As a consequence of his patent claims, Nobel was eventually involved in a patent infringement lawsuit over cordite. Nobel amassed a fortune during his lifetime, with most of his wealth from his 355 inventions, of which dynamite is the most famous.[7]
In 1888, Nobel was astonished to read his own obituary, titled The merchant of death is dead, in a French newspaper. As it was Alfred's brother Ludvig who had died, the obituary was eight years premature. The article disconcerted Nobel and made him apprehensive about how he would be remembered. This inspired him to change his will.
Any thoughts on what you want to do with yourself aside from inventing stuff or robbing people?
Or dating waifus. That is a given.
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
You need some kind of certification in Norway to use and handle (and most importantly, really: store) explosives; I would bet it's the same way in most of the US.
Oh my sweet summer child
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
You need some kind of certification in Norway to use and handle (and most importantly, really: store) explosives; I would bet it's the same way in most of the US.
Ask a farmer.
What?
No, when we want to blow up a sheep or something, we just take a trip down to the farmer's market and pick up a few sticks on a docket.
Im imagining a flock of sheep running around while random sheep explode and it is fucking hilarious. Talk about a bio weapon.
You need some kind of certification in Norway to use and handle (and most importantly, really: store) explosives; I would bet it's the same way in most of the US.
Ask a farmer.
What?
No, when we want to blow up a sheep or something, we just take a trip down to the farmer's market and pick up a few sticks on a docket.
Im imagining a flock of sheep running around while random sheep explode and it is fucking hilarious. Talk about a bio weapon.
You may enjoy a card game called Unexploded Cow
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
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Super stress but managed to sort of just meet one deadline.
Then I had to do a bunch of chores and errands.
Was stressing over a second deadline but thought I could just crap it out before midnight. Turns out it was yesterday, whoops. Really, really hope I can talk my professors into letting me submit the thing a little late, since it's a requirement for the eventual actual exam paper.
Super stress but managed to sort of just meet one deadline.
Then I had to do a bunch of chores and errands.
Was stressing over a second deadline but thought I could just crap it out before midnight. Turns out it was yesterday, whoops. Really, really hope I can talk my professors into letting me submit the thing a little late, since it's a requirement for the eventual actual exam paper.
Super stress but managed to sort of just meet one deadline.
Then I had to do a bunch of chores and errands.
Was stressing over a second deadline but thought I could just crap it out before midnight. Turns out it was yesterday, whoops. Really, really hope I can talk my professors into letting me submit the thing a little late, since it's a requirement for the eventual actual exam paper.
No one should ever work.
Work is the source of nearly all the misery in the world. Almost all the evil you'd care to name comes from working or from living in a world designed for work. In order to stop suffering, we have to stop working.
That doesn't mean we have to stop doing things. It does mean creating a new way of life based on play; in other words, a ludic revolution. By "play" I mean also festivity, creativity, conviviality, commensality, and maybe even art. There is more to play than child's play, as worthy as that is. I call for a collective adventure in generalized joy and freely interdependent exuberance. Play isn't passive. Doubtless we all need a lot more time for sheer sloth and slack than we ever enjoy now, regardless of income or occupation, but once recovered from employment-induced exhaustion nearly all of us [will] want [to] act. Oblomovism and Stakhanovism are two sides of same debased coin.
The ludic life is totally incompatible with existing reality. So much the worse for "reality," the gravity hole that sucks the vitality from the little in life that still distinguishes it from mere survival. Curiously—maybe not—all the old ideologies are conservative because they believe in work. Some of them, like Marxism and most brands of anarchism, believe in work all the more fiercely because they believe in so little else.
That probably says more about me than it does about porn
It makes sense though.
"I find a dragon fucking a car sexy" is a logical progression- turned on by thing, seek out thing.
"I'm not allowed to look at things I find sexy so I look at things that approximate the things I find sexy while not breaking the arbitrary rules set up for me by an overarching organization I'm a member of" is messed up.
so i'm trying to repair our toilet paper holder. it has two little arms with the recessed hole for the spring-loaded roll holder. one of the arms broke off. it seems like some of the metal bonding it to the base plate rotted away or something?
i think i will try to just slather it in super glue. if that doesn't work then i guess borrow a power drill and just buy a new unit for a few bucks from aamzon?
so i'm trying to repair our toilet paper holder. it has two little arms with the recessed hole for the spring-loaded roll holder. one of the arms broke off. it seems like some of the metal bonding it to the base plate rotted away or something?
i think i will try to just slather it in super glue. if that doesn't work then i guess borrow a power drill and just buy a new unit for a few bucks from aamzon?
Try JB Weld, the kind that comes in a clay-like stick instead of the two-part liquid epoxy. It holds things like that which will be under constant stress much better than superglue.
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Whatever, I'm letting my wife and daughter outside and unlocking the back door. I don't think I should let them tell me what to do anymore.
Don't do it, CucucumberMan. That way lies madness.
What the fuck? Thats just unnatural.
Resident 8bitdo expert.
Resident hybrid/flap cover expert.
r/duckfucking
He is a proud dog.
He has the fuzziest ears ever
This is not a healthy game.
There things that cannot be unseen.
If I was still in the "make joke alts based on things DUE posts" phase of my life I would absolutely make a CucumberMan alt.
Resident 8bitdo expert.
Resident hybrid/flap cover expert.
Idea for Best Club Ever:
toasted and buttered brioche
french mustard
black forest ham, lighty panfried
lean, seasoned turkey
spinach leaf
pickle
thin, seedless tomato slice
beef bacon
r/spaceclop but I'm pretty sure they made it private.
No, when we want to blow up a sheep or something, we just take a trip down to the farmer's market and pick up a few sticks on a docket.
Any thoughts on what you want to do with yourself aside from inventing stuff or robbing people?
Or dating waifus. That is a given.
one diabetini pls
Oh my sweet summer child
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Im imagining a flock of sheep running around while random sheep explode and it is fucking hilarious. Talk about a bio weapon.
Resident 8bitdo expert.
Resident hybrid/flap cover expert.
You may enjoy a card game called Unexploded Cow
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I figured the answer would invariably be it's predecessor, I totally forgot that existed...it's definitely beyond the event horizon.
Then I had to do a bunch of chores and errands.
Was stressing over a second deadline but thought I could just crap it out before midnight. Turns out it was yesterday, whoops. Really, really hope I can talk my professors into letting me submit the thing a little late, since it's a requirement for the eventual actual exam paper.
Fuck this protestant work ethic earth.
Unexploded Cow
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Abolish the protestant work ethic system!
I'm more weirded out by shit like bubble porn.
That probably says more about me than it does about porn
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Oh look, more arguments for Exploding Kittens being unoriginal and unnecessary
what way is that
oblomovists unite etc etc
Bought, just like that.
The internet may be a cruel mistress, but I love her so.
Resident 8bitdo expert.
Resident hybrid/flap cover expert.
It makes sense though.
"I find a dragon fucking a car sexy" is a logical progression- turned on by thing, seek out thing.
"I'm not allowed to look at things I find sexy so I look at things that approximate the things I find sexy while not breaking the arbitrary rules set up for me by an overarching organization I'm a member of" is messed up.
i think i will try to just slather it in super glue. if that doesn't work then i guess borrow a power drill and just buy a new unit for a few bucks from aamzon?
Try JB Weld, the kind that comes in a clay-like stick instead of the two-part liquid epoxy. It holds things like that which will be under constant stress much better than superglue.