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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Is there any particular reason why his nervous impulses couldn't always be at Flash speed? It isn't like you have mental control over them anyway, or that the power needs to be a wholly binary function. Parts of it, much like the brain itself, he wouldn't have control over. Parts of it he would.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Is there any particular reason why his nervous impulses couldn't always be at Flash speed? It isn't like you have mental control over them anyway, or that the power needs to be a wholly binary function. Parts of it, much like the brain itself, he wouldn't have control over. Parts of it he would.

    Because he would have a seizure if he were having too many nervous impulses at once. That is the literal definition of a seizure, overload of information and everything starts firing off at once.

    I mean, why can't ya'll accept that being able to dodge a bullet fired from a sniper once it has touched his neck for a guy who turns on and off super-speed is just as dumb and stupid as a dude running at super speed getting stabbed by a sword?

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Is there any particular reason why his nervous impulses couldn't always be at Flash speed? It isn't like you have mental control over them anyway, or that the power needs to be a wholly binary function. Parts of it, much like the brain itself, he wouldn't have control over. Parts of it he would.

    Because he would have a seizure if he were having too many nervous impulses at once. That is the literal definition of a seizure, overload of information and everything starts firing off at once.

    I mean, why can't ya'll accept that being able to dodge a bullet fired from a sniper once it has touched his neck for a guy who turns on and off super-speed is just as dumb and stupid as a dude running at super speed getting stabbed by a sword?
    Cause one involves him moving at super speed and running into a stationary object

    Like

    That's super super dumb

    His reflexes being a billion times faster than a normal persons is just in line with his powers

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Yeah I don't know.

    Impulse mentioned that it was because Wally wasn't born a speedster.

    But neither was Barry.

    Both Barry and Wally got their powers from comic book science, so it doesn't really make sense.

    I guess they just needed Wally to be slower so that the season finale would work out the way it did.

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    LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    Wally got his powers from trying to recreate Barry's accident, and I guess it just didn't work as well on him. I expect if the show continued, Wally would have shown up after spending some time in the Speed Force and been faster, or something.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Is there any particular reason why his nervous impulses couldn't always be at Flash speed? It isn't like you have mental control over them anyway, or that the power needs to be a wholly binary function. Parts of it, much like the brain itself, he wouldn't have control over. Parts of it he would.

    Because he would have a seizure if he were having too many nervous impulses at once. That is the literal definition of a seizure, overload of information and everything starts firing off at once.

    I mean, why can't ya'll accept that being able to dodge a bullet fired from a sniper once it has touched his neck for a guy who turns on and off super-speed is just as dumb and stupid as a dude running at super speed getting stabbed by a sword?

    Because ultimately the only master comic books serve is the story. If the story is good, who cares how ridiculous the power is. We don't necessarily need a lengthy dissertation on the brain and the central nervous system for Flash because right at the outset the idea of super speed is much more ridiculous than why it would interact with the brain in the way it does.

    I'm not going to fault anyone for arguing at length of it, that's just the way it goes with comics, but there is to me always that upper level of "well the entire fundamental this discussion is based on is bullshit," so, who even cares? What does it matter? If the story is good, I posit, then it doesn't matter.

    Flash running into a sword because some writer wanted one enemy to be better than him for no reason is dumb. Flash's power rendering bullets unable to hurt him is cool.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I don't mind if you create a fictional world with rules different from our own as long as they are internally consistent. Which, to me, is the issue with speedsters. There doesn't seem to be a good way to make them consistent. I mean, unless you do the 'turn it off and on' but then you run into problems like this conversation here about what the hell that is supposed to mean.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    By the way, regarding the Flash season finale:
    The way I interpreted Jay Garrick's hat flying out and Wells' reaction to it was that Garrick is a terrifying force and should not be messed with.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    I imagine if you really set out to do so you could destroy the supposed internal consistency of absolutely anything at all.

    This isn't something I personally really care at all about doing, so long as the narrative is worth it.

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    SixshotStrikerSixshotStriker Registered User regular
    Why are we trying to explain this? I mean Flash's entire powerset is scientifically impossible.

    Edit: What Cilla said.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    the flash is too fast to have a seizure

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I don't mind if you create a fictional world with rules different from our own as long as they are internally consistent. Which, to me, is the issue with speedsters. There doesn't seem to be a good way to make them consistent. I mean, unless you do the 'turn it off and on' but then you run into problems like this conversation here about what the hell that is supposed to mean.
    You're the only one who is having an issue though

    "The Flash is constantly running at super speed subconsciously and had to either consciously or reflexively turn on his super speed for his conscious mind" is a totally sound comic book science explanation to me

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I don't mind if you create a fictional world with rules different from our own as long as they are internally consistent. Which, to me, is the issue with speedsters. There doesn't seem to be a good way to make them consistent. I mean, unless you do the 'turn it off and on' but then you run into problems like this conversation here about what the hell that is supposed to mean.
    You're the only one who is having an issue though

    "The Flash is constantly running at super speed subconsciously and had to either consciously or reflexively turn on his super speed for his conscious mind" is a totally sound comic book science explanation to me

    Yep

    And I don't bother critiquing it further because who the fuck cares.

    It's cool and fun.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    how fast can the flash type

    Let's put it this way:

    The Internet? That was actually all him.

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    how fast can the flash type

    Let's put it this way:

    The Internet? That was actually all him.

    The Flash wrote all of GameFAQs.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Shadowen wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    how fast can the flash type

    Let's put it this way:

    The Internet? That was actually all him.

    The Flash wrote all of GameFAQs.

    No internet porn was actually shot; it was hand-coded in 0s and 1s by Flash.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    What's important is that the cast of Leverage make it into the MCU.

    I've been thinking on this.

    Are there any superhero teams of rogues/criminals?

    I keep coming to something like maybe the X-Force but they obviously can't use that in the MCU.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    Stilts wrote: »
    Shadowen wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    how fast can the flash type

    Let's put it this way:

    The Internet? That was actually all him.

    The Flash wrote all of GameFAQs.

    No internet porn was actually shot; it was hand-coded in 0s and 1s by Flash.

    No being is that powerful.

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    BionicPenguinBionicPenguin Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    What's important is that the cast of Leverage make it into the MCU.

    I've been thinking on this.

    Are there any superhero teams of rogues/criminals?

    I keep coming to something like maybe the X-Force but they obviously can't use that in the MCU.

    Thunderbolts

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    What's important is that the cast of Leverage make it into the MCU.

    I've been thinking on this.

    Are there any superhero teams of rogues/criminals?

    I keep coming to something like maybe the X-Force but they obviously can't use that in the MCU.

    Thunderbolts

    Agency X starring Taskmaster and Agent X.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    What's important is that the cast of Leverage make it into the MCU.

    I've been thinking on this.

    Are there any superhero teams of rogues/criminals?

    I keep coming to something like maybe the X-Force but they obviously can't use that in the MCU.

    Thunderbolts

    So, just find some Marvel characters that fit a team of:

    Mastermind
    Grifter
    Thief
    Tech/Hacker
    Muscle

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2015
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    What's important is that the cast of Leverage make it into the MCU.

    I've been thinking on this.

    Are there any superhero teams of rogues/criminals?

    I keep coming to something like maybe the X-Force but they obviously can't use that in the MCU.

    Thunderbolts

    So, just find some Marvel characters that fit a team of:

    Mastermind
    Grifter
    Thief
    Tech/Hacker
    Muscle

    Loki
    Taskmaster
    Ghost
    Winter Soldier or to fit your specific role, Rocket Raccoon, or if you don't think he can be on two teams, Crimson Typhoon
    Groot or Abomination

    Bam.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    What's important is that the cast of Leverage make it into the MCU.

    I've been thinking on this.

    Are there any superhero teams of rogues/criminals?

    I keep coming to something like maybe the X-Force but they obviously can't use that in the MCU.

    Thunderbolts

    So, just find some Marvel characters that fit a team of:

    Mastermind
    Grifter
    Thief
    Tech/Hacker
    Muscle

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    So Peyton Reed talked to Empire about the differences between the Edgar Wright Ant-Man screenplay and the filmed one and the major difference is apparently in how serious it takes itself. He says the film is still very funny and comedic but that Wright's was "an irreverent British romp" and that the new script focuses more on the flawed nature of Pym (described as guilt-ridden) and Lang as heroes and their "fucked up" mentor/mentee relationship.

    Also apparently the villain was the Nano Warrior in Wright's version, a seemingly original character, which they changed to Yellowjacket.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Yeah, I really think the whole kerfuffle was just a side effect of the movie being in development hell for 8 years.

    Back in 2007, I'm sure Marvel would have been fine with a less serious movie; at the time even Iron Man hadn't been ironed out, so to speak. Over time as they figured thing out, I'm guessing they had him rewrite the thing to keep pace. By the time Wright was finally available for filming, Marvel would have known exactly where it wanted to go and what they needed from the movie, and it probably just wasn't compatible with Wright's original vision anymore, no matter how much revision he did.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    they were also willing to shoot the first iron man movie without a script

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So Peyton Reed talked to Empire about the differences between the Edgar Wright Ant-Man screenplay and the filmed one and the major difference is apparently in how serious it takes itself. He says the film is still very funny and comedic but that Wright's was "an irreverent British romp" and that the new script focuses more on the flawed nature of Pym (described as guilt-ridden) and Lang as heroes and their "fucked up" mentor/mentee relationship.

    Also apparently the villain was the Nano Warrior in Wright's version, a seemingly original character, which they changed to Yellowjacket.

    Going to be honest, based on the above, I don't think I prefer Wright's vision over Marvel's.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I'd like to see Wright's Ant-Man a lot but I don't really blame Marvel for wanting a less zany British comedy romp for one of their big franchise debuts

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    they were also willing to shoot the first iron man movie without a script

    Yeah, but RDJr was great at improvising.

    Except the part about people using MySpace

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    THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I don't mind if you create a fictional world with rules different from our own as long as they are internally consistent. Which, to me, is the issue with speedsters. There doesn't seem to be a good way to make them consistent. I mean, unless you do the 'turn it off and on' but then you run into problems like this conversation here about what the hell that is supposed to mean.
    You're the only one who is having an issue though

    "The Flash is constantly running at super speed subconsciously and had to either consciously or reflexively turn on his super speed for his conscious mind" is a totally sound comic book science explanation to me

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    THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So Peyton Reed talked to Empire about the differences between the Edgar Wright Ant-Man screenplay and the filmed one and the major difference is apparently in how serious it takes itself. He says the film is still very funny and comedic but that Wright's was "an irreverent British romp" and that the new script focuses more on the flawed nature of Pym (described as guilt-ridden) and Lang as heroes and their "fucked up" mentor/mentee relationship.

    Also apparently the villain was the Nano Warrior in Wright's version, a seemingly original character, which they changed to Yellowjacket.

    Going to be honest, based on the above, I don't think I prefer Wright's vision over Marvel's.

    I would've loved to see Wright's Ant-Man, so much it hurts

    But a Marvel movie that addresses the mentor/mentee aspect of the MCU as fully as I wish Age of Ultron did? Yes hello, one ticket please

    Assuming it addresses this thing right, that's all I really wanted out of...all of Phase 2? Thor and Odin, Cap and Nick, Quill and Yondu,
    Vision and Ultron

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    So I was thinking about the post SW relaunch and who is likely to be involved and I noticed Nick Bradshaw isn't doing anything in Secret Wars and his last gig was a few issues of Wolverines

    I'm guessing he's got something big planned since Marvel seems to like him a lot and he's a slow artists so giving him a bunch of lead-in for a big ongoing is a smart move

    He'd be a good fit for a lot of books, I think. GotG, Dr. Strange, (dude can draw demons and monsters and eldritch shit really well), etc.

    He'd be a good replacement for Immonen on Captain America since Immonen has jumped to Star Wars

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    What's important is that the cast of Leverage make it into the MCU.

    I've been thinking on this.

    Are there any superhero teams of rogues/criminals?

    I keep coming to something like maybe the X-Force but they obviously can't use that in the MCU.

    Guardians of the Galaxy

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    What's important is that the cast of Leverage make it into the MCU.

    I've been thinking on this.

    Are there any superhero teams of rogues/criminals?

    I keep coming to something like maybe the X-Force but they obviously can't use that in the MCU.

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    Yeah yeah...

    It wouldn't be a perfect match-up though.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    The Flash is a man who can run so fast he can travel through time. He got these abilities when he was struck by lightning.

    You want a seriously scientific explanation for his powers you ain't going to find one here.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    The Flash is a man who can run so fast he can travel through time. He got these abilities when he was struck by lightning.

    You want a seriously scientific explanation for his powers you ain't going to find one here.
    Lightning and science chemicals man

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Solar wrote: »
    The Flash is a man who can run so fast he can travel through time. He got these abilities when he was struck by lightning.

    You want a seriously scientific explanation for his powers you ain't going to find one here.

    Also he was the lightning

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So I was thinking about the post SW relaunch and who is likely to be involved and I noticed Nick Bradshaw isn't doing anything in Secret Wars and his last gig was a few issues of Wolverines

    I'm guessing he's got something big planned since Marvel seems to like him a lot and he's a slow artists so giving him a bunch of lead-in for a big ongoing is a smart move

    He'd be a good fit for a lot of books, I think. GotG, Dr. Strange, (dude can draw demons and monsters and eldritch shit really well), etc.

    He'd be a good replacement for Immonen on Captain America since Immonen has jumped to Star Wars

    Bleeding Cool slapped together an incomplete list of comics they think will be coming after Secret Wars (based on confirmed mentions, innuendo and general speculation.
    All New All Different Avengers
    Gamora
    Doctor Strange
    Extraordinary X-Men
    Uncanny X-Men (Bendis has mentioned someone will be taking over the book after him)
    All-New X-Men (Bendis has mentioned someone will be taking over the book after him)
    Defenders
    Old Man Logan
    Miss America
    Uncanny Inhumans
    Scarlet Witch
    Howling Commandos
    Silk
    (All New) Captain America
    Amazing Spider-Man
    A-Force
    Ms Marvel
    Weirdworld
    New Team book of dead universe characters
    Spider-Gwen
    Black Panther
    Drax
    Guardians Of The Galaxy
    All-New Hawkeye
    Moon Knight

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    What's important is that the cast of Leverage make it into the MCU.

    I've been thinking on this.

    Are there any superhero teams of rogues/criminals?

    I keep coming to something like maybe the X-Force but they obviously can't use that in the MCU.

    Thunderbolts

    So, just find some Marvel characters that fit a team of:

    Mastermind
    Grifter
    Thief
    Tech/Hacker
    Muscle

    "Let's go steal an Infinity Stone"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Solar wrote: »
    The Flash is a man who can run so fast he can travel through time. He got these abilities when he was struck by lightning.

    You want a seriously scientific explanation for his powers you ain't going to find one here.

    That was Golden Age flash.

    The modern flashes were all chemical things then the stuff that doesn't fit with physics is handwaved via magic. I mean Speedforce. But basically magic.

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