There's a little social media checkin beacon at the 7-11 near my apartment. Next to it, there's a very angry-looking hand-written sign that says you must make a purchase in order to sync with the beacon.
The story this tells makes me weep.
Do you ever walk in there, check in, and just eye the clerk for a while to see if he's says anything before buying whatever you came for?
It isn't foursquare, it's some weird other startup check-in thing that does reward points. I'd have to go get their app, make an account. It's so much work just to anger the man who gave me free expired ice cream one time.
VCs are still chasing checkin apps, for some reason. I don't get it.
Silicon Valley is built on a hellmouth to the dimension of pure stupidity
It's like [], but [].
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Blameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered Userregular
UMass kids sometimes drive over into our yak territory in order to spam us with rude yaks, but we ignore it p easily
Man, West Side Story would be totally different if they filmed it today.
"YEAH we showed those Jets! It'll take HOURS for them to down-vote all our yik yak posts!"
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
"why are so many lifeguards sitting around and not in chairs we aren't paying these teenagers to socialize and check their phones"
"teenager driving a black Escalade rolled through the stop sign on Lawrence and Trilby I hope his parents can talk to him about being safe in our neighborhood"
*vomits*
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
i'm sure my neighborhood is a lot of snotty remarks combined with HEY WANNA BONE
Mine is usually people saying "[town name] yak sucks!" or vaguely racist comments
(yak is super well moderated though so if you go in and report usually that shit will be down asap. I sometimes do this in m spare time because I get a kick out of getting racists banned from even anonymous posting)
i didn't know what yik yak was so i watched the ad for it
i'm hoping it ends with the basketball player beating up that dorky magician
Yik Yak is fucking fascinating imo
it's a very strange thing to watch how different the yaks are as you change locations, even a couple miles apart
Hampshire Yak is very nice and usually just puns and/or people asking if other people want to bang
UMass kids sometimes drive over into our yak territory in order to spam us with rude yaks, but we ignore it p easily
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UMass is weird though
like there's this party Hampshire Halloween and it's really big but like no hampies go because there're too may UMass kids and they like to antagonize us
it is like some kind of sport or something over there, I don't know what their deal is
i'm sure my neighborhood is a lot of snotty remarks combined with HEY WANNA BONE
Mine is usually people saying "[town name] yak sucks!" or vaguely racist comments
(yak is super well moderated though so if you go in and report usually that shit will be down asap. I sometimes do this in m spare time because I get a kick out of getting racists banned from even anonymous posting)
If I decided I only wanted to eat things that were older than I am for the rest of my life, how viable a plan is that
You'd be ok for a while, but around 40, things would start getting gross. Most large animals with lifespans comparable to a human probably don't taste great and are endangered.
Tortises, elephants, albatross, condors... Horses on rare occasion make it to 50. This would be a terrible diet.
Donkey Kong on
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like there's this party Hampshire Halloween and it's really big but like no hampies go because there're too may UMass kids and they like to antagonize us
it is like some kind of sport or something over there, I don't know what their deal is
last time we went one of them said we couldn't sing
and we were like, aca-scuse me
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
i'm sure my neighborhood is a lot of snotty remarks combined with HEY WANNA BONE
Mine is usually people saying "[town name] yak sucks!" or vaguely racist comments
(yak is super well moderated though so if you go in and report usually that shit will be down asap. I sometimes do this in m spare time because I get a kick out of getting racists banned from even anonymous posting)
*donkey kong sweats uneasily*
please, I never verify my phone number and use burner twitter accounts to sign in
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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Which is why they now have a range of pumps (the kind for inflating tyres) called Phaart
Philosophy is weird
It's like [], but [].
Yik Yak is fucking fascinating imo
it's a very strange thing to watch how different the yaks are as you change locations, even a couple miles apart
Hampshire Yak is very nice and usually just puns and/or people asking if other people want to bang
UMass kids sometimes drive over into our yak territory in order to spam us with rude yaks, but we ignore it p easily
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
fk u desc
gooey how do u not?
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
is this like tping your neighbors lawn but now you do it online and with shock images
Simcards.
They're a thing.
you can drink old cognacs and whiskies that's a start
Maybe if you killed a whale and had a big freezer.
Man, West Side Story would be totally different if they filmed it today.
"YEAH we showed those Jets! It'll take HOURS for them to down-vote all our yik yak posts!"
"teenager driving a black Escalade rolled through the stop sign on Lawrence and Trilby I hope his parents can talk to him about being safe in our neighborhood"
*vomits*
im a flawless lier
did u know im not actually nicki minaj? no u dont because my front is p e r f e c t
This might be because your neighborhood has a facebook page.
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im gonna need you to delete those pics I sent you
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I refuse to believe this, nicki!
Mine is usually people saying "[town name] yak sucks!" or vaguely racist comments
(yak is super well moderated though so if you go in and report usually that shit will be down asap. I sometimes do this in m spare time because I get a kick out of getting racists banned from even anonymous posting)
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
ha ha got you guys good
losers
I'm ready to start shouting at clouds with you on this one.
Kids don't actually know how to do things efficiently, Landshark
They just know how to do them persistently
UMass is weird though
like there's this party Hampshire Halloween and it's really big but like no hampies go because there're too may UMass kids and they like to antagonize us
it is like some kind of sport or something over there, I don't know what their deal is
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Yaks today.
*@donkey kong sweats uneasily*
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
You'd be ok for a while, but around 40, things would start getting gross. Most large animals with lifespans comparable to a human probably don't taste great and are endangered.
Tortises, elephants, albatross, condors... Horses on rare occasion make it to 50. This would be a terrible diet.
mods???????
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
last time we went one of them said we couldn't sing
and we were like, aca-scuse me
please, I never verify my phone number and use burner twitter accounts to sign in