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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    jeeze... why not just strap a fleshligh on a 6 axis cnc machine..

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    redx wrote: »
    jeeze... why not just strap a fleshligh on a 6 axis cnc machine..

    You forget to run the homing routine to refer I after booting it. The fleshlight punches a bunch of dick shaped holes in your torso.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I feel like this conversation dovetails nicely with the woman who makes terrible machines on purpose

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/t/this-woman-is-getting-famous-for-building-hilariously-terrible-robots/vi-BBpZZtN

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Yo jacobkosh I picked up Manhunter today on bluray. I guess it's an anniversary edition.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Huh.
    It's weird that there isn't a strong analog to lingerie for men.

    It's not that weird. Women are more objectified, and treated as objects of desire*, so things showing them off as desirable are common.

    *This kind of cuts in an unfortunate manner in both ways. I know a lot of men who have trouble feeling sexually desired or wanted because men are supposed to be the pursuers, and women are sometimes penalized for pursuing, so some men end up feeling unwanted.
    Some day women will like looking at men as much as men like looking at women, and we can free the dick pic.

    unless women are just gayer than men, then :-/

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    What if I told you all that-

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    My youngest brother is working a sales job at a "start-up" for "equity"

    This is a "good idea"

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Fucking Warner Bros. disputed my dispute of their automated copyright claim on a video essay I did for class a month ago.

    Fuck you Warner Bros, that shit is Fair Use as all get out!

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Nobody really likes how dicks look

    fuck gendered marketing
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    There is no agreement for when or how the equity would vest because of course.

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    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Nobody really likes how dicks look

    Yeah dicks are there for function, not beauty. They are ugly as fuck.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    At red recent burn thing, it was very hot and I ended up skinny dipping in front of people.

    It was very far from the most embarrassing thing which occurred that it's just. Ehh. It's so not worth any of my fucks.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    @bowen
    Fuck boats I'm on a shark motherfucker don't you ever forget

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Yeah, not sure if our cultural cock aesthetic thing is healthy. Like, I'd have fractionally better body image if everybody loved cock.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Ought everyone have a good body inage tho

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Ought everyone have a good body inage tho

    It's not a zero sum game. Errybody love boobs, and that's great.

    I'm just saying, as a citizen of the global community, you should spread the cock love.

    So I will feel people will find me more attractive.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Nobody really likes how dicks look

    Yeah dicks are there for function, not beauty. They are ugly as fuck.

    excuse me my weiner is very aesthetic

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Nobody really likes how dicks look

    Yeah dicks are there for function, not beauty. They are ugly as fuck.
    Dylan Moran says that it would be nicer if it were like, the face of a kitten that would get sick if you tickle its chin

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Ought everyone have a good body inage tho

    It's not a zero sum game. Errybody love boobs, and that's great.

    I'm just saying, as a citizen of the global community, you should spread the cock love.

    So I will feel people will find me more attractive.

    But why?

    Ought everyone feel smart?

    Or tall?

    Sometimes biology and preference is a bitch

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    what is attractive

    magnets

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    EvigilantEvigilant VARegistered User regular
    While googling something for work I had the Google code challenge appear. 1/5 challenges done and the only issue is that it's making me use and re-learn Java.

    The questions are pretty neat though. It's not just solve the problem, they also measure efficiency.

    XBL\PSN\Steam\Origin: Evigilant
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Huh.
    It's weird that there isn't a strong analog to lingerie for men.

    It's not that weird. Women are more objectified, and treated as objects of desire*, so things showing them off as desirable are common.

    *This kind of cuts in an unfortunate manner in both ways. I know a lot of men who have trouble feeling sexually desired or wanted because men are supposed to be the pursuers, and women are sometimes penalized for pursuing, so some men end up feeling unwanted.

    Let's not leave women completely innocent here either. For a man who IS undesired he's still expected to pursue as well, socially stigmatized either for his failure to pursue or his gall in pursuing when he's unattractive.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Nobody really likes how dicks look

    Yeah dicks are there for function, not beauty. They are ugly as fuck.

    Dicks aren't that bad
    balls are tho

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    i've had 5 whole animes tonight. even some of the opening credit songs.

    *grins weebishly*

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Nobody really likes how dicks look

    Yeah dicks are there for function, not beauty. They are ugly as fuck.

    Dicks aren't that bad
    balls are tho

    Really we should get some internal cooling system put in and get those suckers back up where they belong. It was the worst idea. Thanks, evolution.

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    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    i've had 5 whole animes tonight. even some of the opening credit songs.

    *grins weebishly*

    i'm cutting you off

    that's enough due you'll hurt yourself if you keep going

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Ought everyone have a good body inage tho

    It's not a zero sum game. Errybody love boobs, and that's great.

    I'm just saying, as a citizen of the global community, you should spread the cock love.

    So I will feel people will find me more attractive.

    But why?

    Ought everyone feel smart?

    Or tall?

    Sometimes biology and preference is a bitch

    Oh, OK.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    i've had 5 whole animes tonight. even some of the opening credit songs.

    *grins weebishly*

    which ones though

    You can tell us now or we can find out during the vivisection phase of the interview process

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Space you say?

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    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I have never come across a Ken M post in the wild :(

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Space nerds have no sense of humor

    Except BeNarwhal of course

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Ought everyone have a good body inage tho

    It's not a zero sum game. Errybody love boobs, and that's great.

    I'm just saying, as a citizen of the global community, you should spread the cock love.

    So I will feel people will find me more attractive.

    But why?

    Ought everyone feel smart?

    Or tall?

    Sometimes biology and preference is a bitch

    Oh, OK.

    Not you tho

    I am sure your penis is very handsome

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    The human wang is a beautiful thing.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    i'm watching kekkai sensen

    *bows and apologizes*

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    kimchi mexican fusion: surprisingly edible

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    the venus de milo of dongers

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