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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    the spoils before dying is real good

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    This is my homemade cheese. It is pepperjack, made with fresh jalapeño, right out of the press. It is drying and developing its rind.

    homemade_pepperjack_cheese.jpg

    More on this bullshit as it develops

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »

    song at 39:30

    https://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=jxhigzl35sw

    samples this (or whatever it was sampling)

    I don't think so, but you're thinking of the one of bolded below. The first is a sample of Black Rob - Woah and the other is Gravel Pit.

    Tracklist: @y2jake215 @Eddy

    Bonobo - Know You
    Maya Jane Coles - Stranger (Original Mix)
    Flight Facilities - Crave You (Cassian Remix)
    Gorgon City - Elevate
    Second Crusade - May the Funk Be With You
    Owiny Sigoma Band - Nyiduonge Drums
    Kollektiv Turmstrasse - Sorry I Am Late (Extended)
    Bass Kleph vs. Wu Tang Clan - 12 Inch Pit (A.Skillz Mash Up) [Groove Fellaz Re-Make]
    Shiba San Burn - Like Fire (Original Mix)
    Disclosure - When A Fire Starts To Burn
    Latmun - Def
    Rude Boy - Hannah Wants & Chris Lorenzo
    Vanilla Ace - I m Hot (Original Mix)
    MokoYour - Love
    Kelis - Friday Fish Fry (Rob Garza Remix)
    Solardo - Acid Jump (Leftwing & Kody Remix)
    Forrest -Marlon Brando (Original Mix)
    Damian Lazarus & The Ancient Moons - Sacred Dance of the Demon (Gorgon City Remix)
    Damian Lazarus & The Ancient Moons - Sacred Dance of the Demon (Gorgon City Remix)
    Mosca - Bax
    Cleptomaniacs - All I Do
    Maya Jane Coles - What They Say
    Chromeo - Night By Night
    Kiesza - Giant In My Heart (Archers Remix)
    Disclosure feat. AlunaGeorge - White Noise (Album Version)
    Nick Monaco - Freak Flag
    Tough Love - So Freakin' Tight (Luvstuff Remix)

    Everything after Sacred Dance was unplanned, which was a good lesson in having more material than I think I'll need. I think it would also be good of me to go through the set again with an eye toward places I could have let things play longer or even backtracked and gone through a multi-step transition again, possibly with a neat variation.

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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    Me, browsing tumblr for porn:

    not_into_it.jpg

    (I am re-playing pokemon blue on my 3DS and the nonsensical trainer quips are the best part)

    speedruns of the original Pokemon games are quite interesting

    http://youtu.be/pUDet_4s-Xg

    ex9pxyqoxf6e.png
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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I got Pokemon Yellow.

    Seemed like the "cool" edition.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Man, I really wonder what humanity is going to be like after multiple generations of living with the internet.

    Like, what's the world where you can read your great grandmother's facebook posts like?

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Man, I really wonder what humanity is going to be like after multiple generations of living with the internet.

    Like, what's the world where you can read your great grandmother's facebook posts like?

    omg and shitty political arguments

    'great gran called someone a cunt for vaccinating their baby???'

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Man, I really wonder what humanity is going to be like after multiple generations of living with the internet.

    Like, what's the world where you can read your great grandmother's facebook posts like?

    the machines will subjugate us before then

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Man, I really wonder what humanity is going to be like after multiple generations of living with the internet.

    Like, what's the world where you can read your great grandmother's facebook posts like?

    omg and shitty political arguments

    'great gran called someone a cunt for vaccinating their baby???'

    I hope that all the archived chat threads last forever and my descendents will be able to read all my posts.

    Like this one right now.

    I see you reading this, descendent. Don't think I don't.

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    What happens to people's social media accounts when they die?

    Are they deleted after a certain period of time or on notification of death?

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Thanks for the advice, friendos

    I'll have to scout around for an appropriate bank when I get to Atlanta

    The First Atlanta Bank of T&A.

    is this a joke about how Atlanta has a lot of strip clubs

    am I required by state law to go to one, I have never been to a strip club

    Are Atlanta strip clubs allowed to show nips?

    How can you have a strip club that doesn't allow the display of nipples?

    It's either topless or topless and bottomless. There's no bottomless but not topless. And topless means nipples, unless you are Instagram or Facebook. So strip club guarantees nipples.

    And if it doesn't - if I'm wrong about this - don't even tell me because it will turn my world upside down. It will tear me asunder. I don't want to know.

    I didn't even realise till I was like 20 that there were places where strippers weren't completely naked.

    I mean, they are strippers. Getting naked is literally what they do.

    America, you are doing stripping wrong.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/msSyAnuw614

    I am dying Squirtle.

    I like to hear Kevin Smith talk about stuff. Mim got me into his podcast and we've listened to a few together. I like just listening to his voice.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    What happens to people's social media accounts when they die?

    Are they deleted after a certain period of time or on notification of death?

    nope

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    A lot of places I think it depends on whether they serve alcohol.

    If they serve alcohols, no full monty.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    alternatively
    it will be like things are today

    where reading what old people thought is difficult and boring because they spoke in strange dialects

    They will look back at our

    "dicks out for harambe"
    "that booty tho"
    "the line up at the taco bell was redicilous"
    "Eat at arby's"
    "Abolish the wage system"

    And say "Ugh, they all spoke so fancy, it's too hard to understand them lets get back to our trillenial blowjob party"

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Thanks for the advice, friendos

    I'll have to scout around for an appropriate bank when I get to Atlanta

    The First Atlanta Bank of T&A.

    is this a joke about how Atlanta has a lot of strip clubs

    am I required by state law to go to one, I have never been to a strip club

    Are Atlanta strip clubs allowed to show nips?

    How can you have a strip club that doesn't allow the display of nipples?

    It's either topless or topless and bottomless. There's no bottomless but not topless. And topless means nipples, unless you are Instagram or Facebook. So strip club guarantees nipples.

    And if it doesn't - if I'm wrong about this - don't even tell me because it will turn my world upside down. It will tear me asunder. I don't want to know.

    I didn't even realise till I was like 20 that there were places where strippers weren't completely naked.

    I mean, they are strippers. Getting naked is literally what they do.

    America, you are doing stripping wrong.

    is there anything that america doesn't do wrong tho

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    The thing about trying to be as liberal as possible is that it makes you way more likely to be the cool grandpa.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    alternatively
    it will be like things are today

    where reading what old people thought is difficult and boring because they spoke in strange dialects

    They will look back at our

    "dicks out for harambe"
    "that booty tho"
    "the line up at the taco bell was redicilous"
    "Eat at arby's"
    "Abolish the wage system"

    And say "Ugh, they all spoke so fancy, it's too hard to understand them lets get back to our trillenial blowjob party"

    They will no longer be considered blow"jobs" in the future, they will be blowfuns.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    grandpa sure did like booties

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    toriel___undertale_by_jessyberthi-d9wo0pa.jpg

    Who wants a blowjibber from goat mom

    ...tentative yes.

    Oh brilliant
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Thanks for the advice, friendos

    I'll have to scout around for an appropriate bank when I get to Atlanta

    The First Atlanta Bank of T&A.

    is this a joke about how Atlanta has a lot of strip clubs

    am I required by state law to go to one, I have never been to a strip club

    Are Atlanta strip clubs allowed to show nips?

    How can you have a strip club that doesn't allow the display of nipples?

    It's either topless or topless and bottomless. There's no bottomless but not topless. And topless means nipples, unless you are Instagram or Facebook. So strip club guarantees nipples.

    And if it doesn't - if I'm wrong about this - don't even tell me because it will turn my world upside down. It will tear me asunder. I don't want to know.

    I didn't even realise till I was like 20 that there were places where strippers weren't completely naked.

    I mean, they are strippers. Getting naked is literally what they do.

    America, you are doing stripping wrong.

    is there anything that america doesn't do wrong tho

    We are the undisputed world champions of making explosions.

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Some areas have weird laws in America.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    The thing about trying to be as liberal as possible is that it makes you way more likely to be the cool grandpa.

    How cool could I be when my grandkids are going through my tweets about handing over government administration to AI and making work obsolete with robot labor, like duh grandpa, how else would it be. I'd have the same problem as Tolkien, people thinking my shit wasn't novel at all!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    Some areas have weird laws in America.

    The american area of America has the wierdest laws in America

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    waaaait a minute, her neck doesn't match the rest of the makeup, looks weird, pass!

    Oh brilliant
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    ok

    there are people who make comments on porn videos on streaming sites

    imagine discovering one of them was your great grandfather

    and reading all the, by definition, insane shit he wrote

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    The thing about trying to be as liberal as possible is that it makes you way more likely to be the cool grandpa.

    How cool could I be when my grandkids are going through my tweets about handing over government administration to AI and making work obsolete with robot labor, like duh grandpa, how else would it be. I'd have the same problem as Tolkien, people thinking my shit wasn't novel at all!

    Look all you judgemental descendents reading this right now, now was a different time! We are(were) ahead of the time!

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    And yes, we really did have to work for money, it was horrible.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    fuck yes

    upstairs neighbor stopped by because her bf made too much saag choley

    fuck yessss

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    all of the americans I play destiny with are nice, almost

    the australians are a good chance to be very salty and also quite insane

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    ok

    there are people who make comments on porn videos on streaming sites

    imagine discovering one of them was your great grandfather

    and reading all the, by definition, insane shit he wrote

    porn comments are approximately 3000% more constructive, helpful and/or insightful than youtube comments, wouldn't be too insane!

    Oh brilliant
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
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    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    grandpa sure did like booties

    This is important, narwhal descendants:

    Grandpa did

    BeNarwhal on
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    ok

    there are people who make comments on porn videos on streaming sites

    imagine discovering one of them was your great grandfather

    and reading all the, by definition, insane shit he wrote

    porn comments are approximately 3000% more constructive, helpful and/or insightful than youtube comments, wouldn't be too insane!

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/paulaersly/pornhub-comments-on-stock-photos?utm_term=.uqK8goERg#.khAk904m9

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Kevin Smith is a great talker and a ....sometimes great? once great? filmmaker

    I'd like to see him team up with someone who could help get his groove back

    Like I'd love to see a joint Spike Jonze+Kevin Smith movie

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    A pizza place opened last spring near my apartment, it didn't survive the summer with no students. RIP the pizza dream.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Oh god. I am embarrassed for all of us at the notion that youtube comments might continue to exist in the future.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    There is a chance that my delay in buying tickets for a friend's wedding will result in Querry's parents using miles to get me some

    I am continually amazed that they spend any quantity of resources on me

    Like yes hello I've been dating your daughter for six months pls spend a thousand dollar-equivalents (admittedly, in miles) to send us to California for three days

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Kevin Smith is a great talker and a ....sometimes great? once great? filmmaker

    I'd like to see him team up with someone who could help get his groove back

    Like I'd love to see a joint Spike Jonze+Kevin Smith movie

    I liked how Colbert handled his rambling.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    There is a chance that my delay in buying tickets for a friend's wedding will result in Querry's parents using miles to get me some

    I am continually amazed that they spend any quantity of resources on me

    Like yes hello I've been dating your daughter for six months pls spend a thousand dollar-equivalents (admittedly, in miles) to send us to California for three days

    And the things I have done to your daughter

    Oh ho ho

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    ok

    there are people who make comments on porn videos on streaming sites

    imagine discovering one of them was your great grandfather

    and reading all the, by definition, insane shit he wrote

    porn comments are approximately 3000% more constructive, helpful and/or insightful than youtube comments, wouldn't be too insane!

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/paulaersly/pornhub-comments-on-stock-photos?utm_term=.uqK8goERg#.khAk904m9

    see, number 9 is what I'm talking about! A nice summary of the foreign language content for the less educated among us. That commenter didn't need to devote their time to craft that writeup, but they did it anyway, for the benefit of the rest of us.

    Porn commenters are A+

    Oh brilliant
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