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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    This conversation is moot when Twix exists and is the best.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Twix is garbage

    If your chocolate is crunching you've fucked up

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    Three Musketeers bars are shit

    Like okay yeah they don't taste bad but they taste like there's something missing, which might actually be worse

    Eating a Three Musketeers feels like a candy bar is fucking you out of more taste
    Aistan wrote: »
    Candy bars are a bad dollar:candy ratio. Too much for too little.


    After "Downtown Aabeey" (purposeful?) and "McKilroy Brothers" (not purposeful?) and his immediately contrary opinions on everything the dream of a Bakalarless Beastcast is over. It'll be so nice when Dan gets back to NY to dilute things again.

    I've never listened to MBMBAM but do they not pronounce it the way he does? How do they pronounce it?

    He pronounced it "Mackle-roy," which is correct as far as the name McIlroy (like Rory McIlroy, the pro golfer), but not sure if that holds up for McElroy

    EDIT: Meant to say Three Musketeers. I honestly don't remember how Milky Ways taste

    I'm eating a Milky Way right now and can't remember how it tastes.

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Twix is garbage

    If your chocolate is crunching you've fucked up

    That is the delicious cookie crunch!

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Kit Kat, Twix, Crunch bars

    Get outta my face with that crunchy bullshit in my chocolate

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Crunch is a chocolate bar. Twix is a candy bar. It has a cookie in it, the chocolate is not crunchy.

    Twix is also fantastic and your tastebuds are clearly broken.

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    Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    Crunchie is life.

    Also, Metal Gear Solid on Vita is hard to control :(

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Crunch is kinda butts but Twix and Kit Kats are the best candy bars.

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    SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    Taramoor wrote: »
    Three Musketeers bars are shit

    Like okay yeah they don't taste bad but they taste like there's something missing, which might actually be worse

    Eating a Three Musketeers feels like a candy bar is fucking you out of more taste
    Aistan wrote: »
    Candy bars are a bad dollar:candy ratio. Too much for too little.


    After "Downtown Aabeey" (purposeful?) and "McKilroy Brothers" (not purposeful?) and his immediately contrary opinions on everything the dream of a Bakalarless Beastcast is over. It'll be so nice when Dan gets back to NY to dilute things again.

    I've never listened to MBMBAM but do they not pronounce it the way he does? How do they pronounce it?

    He pronounced it "Mackle-roy," which is correct as far as the name McIlroy (like Rory McIlroy, the pro golfer), but not sure if that holds up for McElroy

    EDIT: Meant to say Three Musketeers. I honestly don't remember how Milky Ways taste

    I'm eating a Milky Way right now and can't remember how it tastes.

    It tastes like sugar

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Milky Way doesn't have enough taste or texture variation to be a really good candy bar, it's just a big ol chunk of nougat

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Three Musketeers bars are shit

    Like okay yeah they don't taste bad but they taste like there's something missing, which might actually be worse

    Eating a Three Musketeers feels like a candy bar is fucking you out of more taste
    Aistan wrote: »
    Candy bars are a bad dollar:candy ratio. Too much for too little.


    After "Downtown Aabeey" (purposeful?) and "McKilroy Brothers" (not purposeful?) and his immediately contrary opinions on everything the dream of a Bakalarless Beastcast is over. It'll be so nice when Dan gets back to NY to dilute things again.

    I've never listened to MBMBAM but do they not pronounce it the way he does? How do they pronounce it?

    He pronounced it "Mackle-roy," which is correct as far as the name McIlroy (like Rory McIlroy, the pro golfer), but not sure if that holds up for McElroy

    EDIT: Meant to say Three Musketeers. I honestly don't remember how Milky Ways taste

    He said Mick Kill Roy, which is different from the usual mispronunciation I hear of Mick Ell Roy. Mackle Roy is correct, yeah. They say it a minimum of six times each episode of their podcast so I don't get the issue a lot of people have with it.

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    This conversation is moot when Twix exists and is the best.

    Twix PB are awesome, the "caramel" ones can eat shit. But the debate was settled far before in the thread already...
    Aero is the best chocobar

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I've never even heard of Aero. I'm not sure we have them in America

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I've never even heard of Aero. I'm not sure we have them in America

    Mostly UK but it is here and there in the US. The mint ones are the best.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    According to Wikipedia, Publix has Aero bars available in their import section so I'll go see if I can find one tomorrow

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    Aero is okay. But IIRC it's literally filled with air and empty space.

    Also ain't nothing wrong with Twix you heathens.

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    jclastjclast Registered User regular
    Aero is okay. But IIRC it's literally filled with air and empty space.

    Also ain't nothing wrong with Twix you heathens.

    What's wrong with Twix is that most places have the stupid regular ones instead of the vastly superior Twix PB.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I wish they did dark chocolate Twix.

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    GONG-00GONG-00 Registered User regular
    The problem I have with a Three Musketeers bar is that it is a relic from World War 2 rationing. It is made in a way to cheaply stretch out limited chocolate and sugar supplies. I want a candy bar designed without such limitations.

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    Three Musketeers would be more interesting in its original form, which had the three neapolitan flavors (chocolate, strawberry, vanilla - hence the name). Without the gimmick it's just any other nougat bar.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I'd be real interested in trying out the original Three Musketeers bar

    As is, it's terrible

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    KelorKelor Registered User regular
    Halcyon 6 is real good.

    I just lost four hours to it.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I wish they did dark chocolate Twix.

    It's not bad enough?

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I wish they did dark chocolate Twix.

    It's not bad enough?

    Not everybody is into dark chocolate. I can respect that. Heck, even I don't go for the extra dark stuff. Way too bitter.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    I'll take all the dark from everyone's wimpy milk chocolate and combine it into a 100% dark dark chocolate and eat it and die happy.

    Doubly so if it's filled with crispy wafer like a kitkat.

    Pour that hot dark chocolate directly into my mouth and let it spill over until I die.

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    No I don't.
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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    100% dark chocolate is literal dirt

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    Dark chocolate is life.

    Spicy dark chocolate is better than life.

    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Zxerol wrote: »
    Three Musketeers would be more interesting in its original form, which had the three neapolitan flavors (chocolate, strawberry, vanilla - hence the name). Without the gimmick it's just any other nougat bar.

    There are other nougat bars?


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    HardtargetHardtarget There Are Four Lights VancouverRegistered User regular
    It's always hilarious listening to Americans discuss candy/chocolate bars

    like you know chocolate bars are shit in the USA right? Hershey's fucked over your entire country with bad chocolate.

    also Mint Aero's are the best chocolate bar, this isn't even a debate.
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    fuck yeah

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I didn't think candy bars would have their own snobs but

    Here we are

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    FoomyFoomy Registered User regular
    Everything has snobs

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    They prefer to be called "pedants"

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Hardtarget wrote: »
    It's always hilarious listening to Americans discuss candy/chocolate bars

    like you know chocolate bars are shit in the USA right? Hershey's fucked over your entire country with bad chocolate.

    also Mint Aero's are the best chocolate bar, this isn't even a debate.
    mint-aero-food-4178725-500-300.jpg
    fuck yeah

    You realize America has literal piles of luxury chocolate bars with delicious pure chocolate for prices your country probably couldn't even dream of, right?

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2016
    Hershey's fucked us over in the same way Budweiser fucked us with shitty beer: we solved that problem and the rest of the world is still wallowing in mediocrity.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    I didn't think candy bars would have their own snobs but

    Here we are

    Way to be a snob snob

    No I don't.
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    admanb wrote: »
    Hershey's fucked us over in the same way Budweiser fucked us with shitty beer: we solved that problem and the rest of the world is still wallowing in mediocrity.

    actually everywhere else's beer and chocolate is fine you weirdo

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    There's plenty of good beer in the US. A Hershey Bar apparently has some chemical in it that tastes like vomit to people not used to it like americans are.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I've had high quality chocolate before

    A Snickers bar is still pretty goddamn good, and I'd probably eat a Snickers bar over high quality chocolate

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    admanb wrote: »
    Hershey's fucked us over in the same way Budweiser fucked us with shitty beer: we solved that problem and the rest of the world is still wallowing in mediocrity.

    actually everywhere else's beer and chocolate is fine you weirdo

    That was mostly hyperbole, yes. In repsonse to the absurd suggestion that "chocolate bars in America are shit."

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I didn't think candy bars would have their own snobs but

    Here we are

    You were being snobbish about candy bars earlier so

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