JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited October 2016
"Well, Ted, honestly it was mostly to fuck with you. We were just waiting for you to cave and endorse Trump, and we were actually getting really worried you wouldn't. It was very important to us to destroy all your ambitions right after it was too late for you to save yourself, but before you'd managed to get rid of the Trump dick aftertaste. You see, we hate you, Ted. We've always hated you the most."
~Mainstream Media
DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
trump gets bulled out of running
trump tower rockets into the sky and he declares himself king of space
trump tower explodes because he refused to pay any of the people who built the spaceship parts
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
Mmmm... I do say, reading all this shit about Trump's castle turning into sand is incredible. This is the best birthday ever! I think I'll buy myself a cigar to smoke after the debate tonight.
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LET THE SCHISM BEGIN
On one hand, pot to kettle
On the other hand, he isn't wrong
Hmm
This could fracture the GOP if it goes on long enough.
That could work, right?
"Eli Eli lama sabachthani?"
~Mainstream Media
But man... it is absolutely hilarious how badly he played his cards. Good god, man I almost feel sorry for you.
trump tower rockets into the sky and he declares himself king of space
trump tower explodes because he refused to pay any of the people who built the spaceship parts