Today I used a public restroom and there turned out to be no paper so I knocked on the stall and asked the person to put some paper under the door. He pretended he couldn't hear me.
Society is breaking down.
How do you not check for proper supplies beforehand?
So... How did you end up wiping? I need closure on this anecdote
I left the stall and asked a gentleman who was washing his hands to go and fetch a member of staff. He said, quite reasonably, "why can't you do it?" and I explained that my poo had already commenced.
The fun thing with this scenario is that the pants-down and pants-up variants are equally horrifying
I like to think Tube's butt is juicy enough to contain a post-healthy-shit situation long enough to raise trow and ask for help. Cheeks for weeks.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
There is this German porn scene. Guy and girl enter a room. Both are still dressed, he is wearing a ski mask! There is a bunch of straw in one corner.
She: "Hey, why is there so much straw in the room?"
He: "I don't know. Why don't you blow me?"
Thats award winning dialog right there.
that one used to come up in ventrilo for years when I was playing DAoC. it is somehwat different than quoted but you managed to capture the majesty of the scene.
There is this German porn scene. Guy and girl enter a room. Both are still dressed, he is wearing a ski mask! There is a bunch of straw in one corner.
She: "Hey, why is there so much straw in the room?"
He: "I don't know. Why don't you blow me?"
Thats award winning dialog right there.
that one used to come up in ventrilo for years when I was playing DAoC. it is somehwat different than quoted but you managed to capture the majesty of the scene.
Thats because I haven't seen that clip in years and was reciting it from memory. Its on youtube - so here is a better transcript:
Both walk into the room. There is a breaker box on the wall and the aforementioned straw in the corner. Guy is dressed in black clothes, baseball cap and a ski mask over his head. Girl is dressed a little more provocatively.
Girl: "Thats the breaker box we are always having problems with, if you would take a look at that."
Guy: "Yes, but why is there so much straw lying around?"
Girl: "Why are you wearing a mask?"
Guy: "Hm, pff, why don't you blow me"
And yes, I just watched that 20 second clip multiple times (at work no less) and paused it in between to get the dialog right, why do you ask?
Speaking of porn, isn't there DC comic stuff more faithful than the current Hollywood films?
I just remember this image making the rounds way back
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I've been thinkin'. When reality gives you facts, make reality take the facts back! Get mad! I don't need your damn facts! What the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see reality's manager! Make reality rue the day it thought it could give Donald J Trump facts! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your democracy down! With facts! I'm going to hire a special prosecutor to invent my own facts that burn your democracy down!
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KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
Meanwhile in Britain the tories just filibustered a bill that would have posthumously pardoned anyone charged with homosexuality and related crimes
When I heard that, I thought "Oh, that's awesome, finally some kind of real apology to Turing et al." It never occurred to me that anyone would have a problem with it.
The worst thing about the modern tories is that in the old days they would have just said "we think being gay is sick and wrong" but now they'll find some cloying fucking way of pretending they don't because they still want the gay vote
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There is this German porn scene. Guy and girl enter a room. Both are still dressed, he is wearing a ski mask! There is a bunch of straw in one corner.
She: "Hey, why is there so much straw in the room?"
He: "I don't know. Why don't you blow me?"
Thats award winning dialog right there.
I just found out that my mom's friend from high school just got made the Cardinal of Chicago.
He gave me the rite of confirmation in 8th grade as well.
He will cause a speculator bubble as demand for unsecure online polls skyrocket
I like to think Tube's butt is juicy enough to contain a post-healthy-shit situation long enough to raise trow and ask for help. Cheeks for weeks.
But did it work? I know where I can get good clean hay nice and cheap...
They kind of fucked things up over the past 150 years.
almost nothing makes me angrier w/r/t american politics, tbh
aarrrrgh
When reality isn't going your way, secede from reality! Invent your own reality!
Make life take its reality back! Get mad! I don't want your damn facts, what'm I supposed to do with these?!
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
Hahaha, I seriously almost started writing this, but I didn't want to do that to Cave Johnson.
that one used to come up in ventrilo for years when I was playing DAoC. it is somehwat different than quoted but you managed to capture the majesty of the scene.
Silly liberal. Google is part of the liberal media information control machine!!!!
Trump 2016: We'll burn the House down, with the facts!
He was accusing Google of suppressing negative news about Clinton even last month
Thats because I haven't seen that clip in years and was reciting it from memory. Its on youtube - so here is a better transcript:
Both walk into the room. There is a breaker box on the wall and the aforementioned straw in the corner. Guy is dressed in black clothes, baseball cap and a ski mask over his head. Girl is dressed a little more provocatively.
Girl: "Thats the breaker box we are always having problems with, if you would take a look at that."
Guy: "Yes, but why is there so much straw lying around?"
Girl: "Why are you wearing a mask?"
Guy: "Hm, pff, why don't you blow me"
And yes, I just watched that 20 second clip multiple times (at work no less) and paused it in between to get the dialog right, why do you ask?
I just remember this image making the rounds way back
Fire is extremely factual.
I definitely like their Harley Quinn costume better.
I know a surprising amount of conservatives who believe the government has enslaved literally everyone, but especially the poor and minorities.
It's like a parody, really
Man I could not disagree more
Because of an amendment that meant it would also pardon people who are still alive.
why?
like the only thing I can think of is to save the government institution from admitting that they were ever wrong
which seems petulant at best
When I heard that, I thought "Oh, that's awesome, finally some kind of real apology to Turing et al." It never occurred to me that anyone would have a problem with it.
Or that this'll set a precedent for future progressive pardons.
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See this why I'll be voting Labour anyway, despite them being a fucking shambles
At least they aren't Tories