amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
Shit like what porp dealt with is why kids can't trade in games at Gamestop anymore.
At EB we'd have kids come in all the fucking time and trade in like their entire game collection to buy a new game, then have a parent come in four hours later threatening to sue us.
Also ordered a steak medium rare last night and that shit came out raw in the middle. I mean it was cooked enough that I knew it was safe to eat but man it was like fucking chewing shoe leather.
it shits me when places can't tell rare from medium rare from straight blue
I have to know how off kilter every restaurant's interpretation of the scale is and adjust my order accordingly, and even then different cooks still mess it up
I mean I don't mind a rare steak if it's a good cut of meat, but this was steak and chicken tenders at O'Charley's so I mean it wasn't exactly a NY Strip.
Yeah as someone who likes a rare steak, if something is too under cooked it tastes bad. Its like the rare equivilent of well done.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
During the civil war, a couple counties in Mississippi counter seceded. They became the "Free State of Jones" for a while, then rejoined the Union once friendly forces started coming near. They made a movie about it recently.
wait what I thought it happened in Texas
damn it
i don't want to say "art degree" but I also have to say "art degree"
artists are great at drawing
the wrong conclusions
Now who is the one painting with the broad strokes.
BC. She's the only broad I know that paints
I DON'T PAINT LUDIOUS
So if I asked @spool32 he would tell me there's not an easel or paints anywhere in your junk at home
In the darkest timeline this is more than enough evidence
actually no there aren't
he'd go
"yeah uh she has some like, paint she slapped on her wall like ten years ago on butcher paper but that's about it. she has never owned an easel and there are no paints here"
More like "the easel we got you, you never used and now it's gone, and the one from when you were small is more like a whiteboard really. Also i think all the paints belong to your mother.
BLAMELESSCLERIC
FAILED PAINTER
you who else was a failed painter
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
O'Charley's used to have a pretty good prime rib but it got WAY too fatty. I guess they changed meat vendors or something, but the last couple of times I ordered it it was like 50/50 meat to fat ratio.
Mostly I'm just annoyed Texas did that whole thing where they tried to make textbooks awful, and they seem to be terrifyingly conservative in a lot of other ways. Except for Austin for some weird reason.
Texas Toast is pretty good, but I'm not sure what other Texas foods people are talking about.
Texas folk are great in that they might decide to claim anything they like as a Texas invention or at least in the Texas-style.
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
During the civil war, a couple counties in Mississippi counter seceded. They became the "Free State of Jones" for a while, then rejoined the Union once friendly forces started coming near. They made a movie about it recently.
wait what I thought it happened in Texas
damn it
i don't want to say "art degree" but I also have to say "art degree"
artists are great at drawing
the wrong conclusions
Now who is the one painting with the broad strokes.
BC. She's the only broad I know that paints
I DON'T PAINT LUDIOUS
So if I asked @spool32 he would tell me there's not an easel or paints anywhere in your junk at home
In the darkest timeline this is more than enough evidence
actually no there aren't
he'd go
"yeah uh she has some like, paint she slapped on her wall like ten years ago on butcher paper but that's about it. she has never owned an easel and there are no paints here"
More like "the easel we got you, you never used and now it's gone, and the one from when you were small is more like a whiteboard really. Also i think all the paints belong to your mother.
Shit like what porp dealt with is why kids can't trade in games at Gamestop anymore.
At EB we'd have kids come in all the fucking time and trade in like their entire game collection to buy a new game, then have a parent come in four hours later threatening to sue us.
Makes sense in both directions. Probably even worse when the parent games, the kid might not be trading in games that are their own.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
During the civil war, a couple counties in Mississippi counter seceded. They became the "Free State of Jones" for a while, then rejoined the Union once friendly forces started coming near. They made a movie about it recently.
wait what I thought it happened in Texas
damn it
i don't want to say "art degree" but I also have to say "art degree"
artists are great at drawing
the wrong conclusions
Now who is the one painting with the broad strokes.
BC. She's the only broad I know that paints
I DON'T PAINT LUDIOUS
So if I asked @spool32 he would tell me there's not an easel or paints anywhere in your junk at home
In the darkest timeline this is more than enough evidence
actually no there aren't
he'd go
"yeah uh she has some like, paint she slapped on her wall like ten years ago on butcher paper but that's about it. she has never owned an easel and there are no paints here"
More like "the easel we got you, you never used and now it's gone, and the one from when you were small is more like a whiteboard really. Also i think all the paints belong to your mother.
BLAMELESSCLERIC
FAILED PAINTER
you who else was a failed painter
You know who is apparently becoming a successful painter?
During the civil war, a couple counties in Mississippi counter seceded. They became the "Free State of Jones" for a while, then rejoined the Union once friendly forces started coming near. They made a movie about it recently.
wait what I thought it happened in Texas
damn it
i don't want to say "art degree" but I also have to say "art degree"
Nah, this is what a Texas education looks like.
Things that also happened in Texas:
- First Airplane
- First Discovery of Oil
- Thanksgiving
HEY HEY HEY
I went to a charter okay I will hear no ill against Mr Escandell he taught World History as being p much exclusively about Asia and Africa and Mr Rodriguez's AP Human Geography class was basically "okay here is why Nationalism is dangerous and bad" 101
Now, Mr Foster may have had a life-size cut out of LBJ that he crossed himself every time he walked past but he also taught the civil war as being about slavery and not states rights
Also ordered a steak medium rare last night and that shit came out raw in the middle. I mean it was cooked enough that I knew it was safe to eat but man it was like fucking chewing shoe leather.
it shits me when places can't tell rare from medium rare from straight blue
I have to know how off kilter every restaurant's interpretation of the scale is and adjust my order accordingly, and even then different cooks still mess it up
I mean I don't mind a rare steak if it's a good cut of meat, but this was steak and chicken tenders at O'Charley's so I mean it wasn't exactly a NY Strip.
I don't mind rare, I just hate the pretence of asking me and then giving me something that could be anywhere from "seared on the outside/raw inside" to "just a little pink inside"
like I didn't come here to play a meat guessing game
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During the civil war, a couple counties in Mississippi counter seceded. They became the "Free State of Jones" for a while, then rejoined the Union once friendly forces started coming near. They made a movie about it recently.
wait what I thought it happened in Texas
damn it
i don't want to say "art degree" but I also have to say "art degree"
artists are great at drawing
the wrong conclusions
Now who is the one painting with the broad strokes.
BC. She's the only broad I know that paints
I DON'T PAINT LUDIOUS
So if I asked @spool32 he would tell me there's not an easel or paints anywhere in your junk at home
In the darkest timeline this is more than enough evidence
actually no there aren't
he'd go
"yeah uh she has some like, paint she slapped on her wall like ten years ago on butcher paper but that's about it. she has never owned an easel and there are no paints here"
This is even better evidence so um
thanks
well that's neither an easel nor paints and also happened 10 years ago
During the civil war, a couple counties in Mississippi counter seceded. They became the "Free State of Jones" for a while, then rejoined the Union once friendly forces started coming near. They made a movie about it recently.
wait what I thought it happened in Texas
damn it
i don't want to say "art degree" but I also have to say "art degree"
Nah, this is what a Texas education looks like.
Things that also happened in Texas:
- First Airplane
- First Discovery of Oil
- Thanksgiving
HEY HEY HEY
I went to a charter okay I will hear no ill against Mr Escandell he taught World History as being p much exclusively about Asia and Africa and Mr Rodriguez's AP Human Geography class was basically "okay here is why Nationalism is dangerous and bad" 101
Now, Mr Foster may have had a life-size cut out of LBJ that he crossed himself every time he walked past but he also taught the civil war as being about slavery and not states rights
my history teachers were excellent!
(e)L
BJ!
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
Also ordered a steak medium rare last night and that shit came out raw in the middle. I mean it was cooked enough that I knew it was safe to eat but man it was like fucking chewing shoe leather.
it shits me when places can't tell rare from medium rare from straight blue
I have to know how off kilter every restaurant's interpretation of the scale is and adjust my order accordingly, and even then different cooks still mess it up
I mean I don't mind a rare steak if it's a good cut of meat, but this was steak and chicken tenders at O'Charley's so I mean it wasn't exactly a NY Strip.
I don't mind rare, I just hate the pretence of asking me and then giving me something that could be anywhere from "seared on the outside/raw inside" to "just a little pink inside"
like I didn't come here to play a meat guessing game
Door #2 has a goat, so don't switch doors and you'll get a new steak car.
are YOU on the beer list?
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During the civil war, a couple counties in Mississippi counter seceded. They became the "Free State of Jones" for a while, then rejoined the Union once friendly forces started coming near. They made a movie about it recently.
wait what I thought it happened in Texas
damn it
i don't want to say "art degree" but I also have to say "art degree"
artists are great at drawing
the wrong conclusions
Now who is the one painting with the broad strokes.
BC. She's the only broad I know that paints
I DON'T PAINT LUDIOUS
So if I asked @spool32 he would tell me there's not an easel or paints anywhere in your junk at home
In the darkest timeline this is more than enough evidence
actually no there aren't
he'd go
"yeah uh she has some like, paint she slapped on her wall like ten years ago on butcher paper but that's about it. she has never owned an easel and there are no paints here"
More like "the easel we got you, you never used and now it's gone, and the one from when you were small is more like a whiteboard really. Also i think all the paints belong to your mother.
During the civil war, a couple counties in Mississippi counter seceded. They became the "Free State of Jones" for a while, then rejoined the Union once friendly forces started coming near. They made a movie about it recently.
wait what I thought it happened in Texas
damn it
i don't want to say "art degree" but I also have to say "art degree"
artists are great at drawing
the wrong conclusions
Now who is the one painting with the broad strokes.
BC. She's the only broad I know that paints
I DON'T PAINT LUDIOUS
So if I asked @spool32 he would tell me there's not an easel or paints anywhere in your junk at home
In the darkest timeline this is more than enough evidence
actually no there aren't
he'd go
"yeah uh she has some like, paint she slapped on her wall like ten years ago on butcher paper but that's about it. she has never owned an easel and there are no paints here"
More like "the easel we got you, you never used and now it's gone, and the one from when you were small is more like a whiteboard really. Also i think all the paints belong to your mother.
Anyone else waiting for this quote to close?
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Texas sucks. TN's whole motto is because of the alamo which we lost, because Texas sucks.
Austin is literally the only good part of Texas that I am aware of.
hey hey hey buddy back off okay
there are lots of good things about Texas
Geckos in your house they are so cute
Cacti are very pretty and interesting
Grow a lot of our own food
Actually a pretty decent renewable energy investor, y'know, considering
MOSTLY no tornados
Beautiful art and music
Excellent food pretty much everywhere you go
Very hot sometimes which is good for some, bad for others, maybe a neutral point honestly but I mean come on, you can swim outdoors all the way into October
Very beautiful flowers
Fewer bugs than you might think!
bad things about texas:
Again yes it is really fucking hot, a negative for some
Racists (but let's be real we have these everywhere and it depends on what part of the state you live in)
Uh really awful legislature but honestly we're working on it and if more dems were here to vote against them then that would be swell
Baptists everywhere
Cedar
That's a goddamn lie and you know it.
I lived in SA for six months I've seen them
dude okay I have lived in Massachusetts for almost 3 years now and I have to say, the bugs here are WAY worse than any bugs I have ever encountered in Texas, and CONSIDERABLY more plentiful
I think it's time to accept that bugs are everywhere
Texas sucks. TN's whole motto is because of the alamo which we lost, because Texas sucks.
Austin is literally the only good part of Texas that I am aware of.
hey hey hey buddy back off okay
there are lots of good things about Texas
Geckos in your house they are so cute
Cacti are very pretty and interesting
Grow a lot of our own food
Actually a pretty decent renewable energy investor, y'know, considering
MOSTLY no tornados
Beautiful art and music
Excellent food pretty much everywhere you go
Very hot sometimes which is good for some, bad for others, maybe a neutral point honestly but I mean come on, you can swim outdoors all the way into October
Very beautiful flowers
Fewer bugs than you might think!
bad things about texas:
Again yes it is really fucking hot, a negative for some
Racists (but let's be real we have these everywhere and it depends on what part of the state you live in)
Uh really awful legislature but honestly we're working on it and if more dems were here to vote against them then that would be swell
Baptists everywhere
Cedar
That's a goddamn lie and you know it.
I lived in SA for six months I've seen them
dude okay I have lived in Massachusetts for almost 3 years now and I have to say, the bugs here are WAY worse than any bugs I have ever encountered in Texas, and CONSIDERABLY more plentiful
I think it's time to accept that bugs are everywhere
Not too many bugs in western WA
spiders mostly, and a normal-to-low number of mosquitoes
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Texas sucks. TN's whole motto is because of the alamo which we lost, because Texas sucks.
Austin is literally the only good part of Texas that I am aware of.
hey hey hey buddy back off okay
there are lots of good things about Texas
Geckos in your house they are so cute
Cacti are very pretty and interesting
Grow a lot of our own food
Actually a pretty decent renewable energy investor, y'know, considering
MOSTLY no tornados
Beautiful art and music
Excellent food pretty much everywhere you go
Very hot sometimes which is good for some, bad for others, maybe a neutral point honestly but I mean come on, you can swim outdoors all the way into October
Very beautiful flowers
Fewer bugs than you might think!
bad things about texas:
Again yes it is really fucking hot, a negative for some
Racists (but let's be real we have these everywhere and it depends on what part of the state you live in)
Uh really awful legislature but honestly we're working on it and if more dems were here to vote against them then that would be swell
Baptists everywhere
Cedar
That's a goddamn lie and you know it.
I lived in SA for six months I've seen them
dude okay I have lived in Massachusetts for almost 3 years now and I have to say, the bugs here are WAY worse than any bugs I have ever encountered in Texas, and CONSIDERABLY more plentiful
I think it's time to accept that bugs are everywhere
I lived in Marlboro for a year. No bugs then suddenly a centipede swarm.
:bigfrown:
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At EB we'd have kids come in all the fucking time and trade in like their entire game collection to buy a new game, then have a parent come in four hours later threatening to sue us.
Yeah as someone who likes a rare steak, if something is too under cooked it tastes bad. Its like the rare equivilent of well done.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Compared to what?
The Amazon Basin?
you who else was a failed painter
Texas folk are great in that they might decide to claim anything they like as a Texas invention or at least in the Texas-style.
Was it Hitler?
I bet it was Hitler.
Doesn't Texas have like, terrible snakes and scorpions?
Makes sense in both directions. Probably even worse when the parent games, the kid might not be trading in games that are their own.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I remember Houston having fewer mosquitos than here in the summer
might have had more other kinds of bugs though I guess
You know who is apparently becoming a successful painter?
HEY HEY HEY
I went to a charter okay I will hear no ill against Mr Escandell he taught World History as being p much exclusively about Asia and Africa and Mr Rodriguez's AP Human Geography class was basically "okay here is why Nationalism is dangerous and bad" 101
Now, Mr Foster may have had a life-size cut out of LBJ that he crossed himself every time he walked past but he also taught the civil war as being about slavery and not states rights
my history teachers were excellent!
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Shit.
i'm pretty excited
I don't mind rare, I just hate the pretence of asking me and then giving me something that could be anywhere from "seared on the outside/raw inside" to "just a little pink inside"
like I didn't come here to play a meat guessing game
well that's neither an easel nor paints and also happened 10 years ago
so no I do not currently paint
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
(e)L
BJ!
Door #2 has a goat, so don't switch doors and you'll get a new steak car.
MAYBE
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
This is science.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
It's a lie.
Anyone else waiting for this quote to close?
It's really all coming together.
BC, who do you blame for your nation's current woes?
dude okay I have lived in Massachusetts for almost 3 years now and I have to say, the bugs here are WAY worse than any bugs I have ever encountered in Texas, and CONSIDERABLY more plentiful
I think it's time to accept that bugs are everywhere
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Unloading up front, parking in the rear?
pleasepaypreacher.net
You slice them in the cockles with a long and shiny blade.
not in the cities or suburbs really, and if you know what to do they're not actually dangerous
so long as you follow a couple basic rules it's really not dangerous at all
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Not too many bugs in western WA
spiders mostly, and a normal-to-low number of mosquitoes
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Was going to make turkey chili later today to finish off the leftovers but now I am hesitant. Hmmm
Houston can have a ton of mosquitos but for whatever reason we've had less over the past few years.
just to clarify
Yeah sure if your rules are "don't go outside" and "if it's inside, burn it down"
Edit: I learned this in Australia I'm not sure if it applies to Texas
I lived in Marlboro for a year. No bugs then suddenly a centipede swarm.
:bigfrown:
rule 1: wear boots or jeans with long socks
rule 2: never go outside
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
okay I laughed at this and feel bad about myself.
shit