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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hmm I want to carbonate the kombucha, but not create bombs.

    I realized growlers exist.

    Is there a way to put a safety valve on one? Or, how would I make such a safety valve? So that I can do fermentation in one without worrying 'bout explosions.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Abolish the lawn system

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Hm, we could pass legislation banning any neighborhood or municipality from penalizing residents for failing to water their lawns or for not having grass at all, while offering modest tax incentives for replacing grass with climate-appropriate local plants.

    I'd be for having natural plants in your yard.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i plan to turn as much of my yard as i can into a garden

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hmm I want to carbonate the kombucha, but not create bombs.

    I realized growlers exist.

    Out of context, this sounds utterly filthy.

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    I believe factory cattle farming is by far the worst agricultural water consumption culprit?

    as well as being a horrendous blight on the world and an apocalyptic nightmare of tortured flesh that would have us censured by a galactic committee if such a thing existed

    nah livestock doesn't cost that much water. there are a lot of cows and pigs and chickens, but they don't drink that much and they don't take 10 minute long showers.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    and then i'm just gonna water the shit out of that garden

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Burnage wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hmm I want to carbonate the kombucha, but not create bombs.

    I realized growlers exist.

    Out of context, this sounds utterly filthy.

    Everything I say is utterly filthy.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    You are greeted.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    I always hate the excuse "The kids love the lawn, so that's why we're keeping it." Have the kids pull out all of the weeds in the lawn. Force them to do it. See how much they love the lawn then.

    To be fair, this was one of my chores. I got an allowance for doing it, but between that and cleaning up our dog's poop and mowing the lawn, I was completely disenchanted with the idea of having a lawn by the time I reached my teen years.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Domestic water usage for drinking and bathing is a tiny fraction of all water usage

    Yeah it's like how people are shaming celebrities over keeping a green lawn which is a waste, but not nearly the same waste as almond farming.

    though i guess on the one hand at least almonds are food

    a green lawn is a completely unnecessary use of water with absolutely no practical benefit to anyone

    im not seeing much of a difference between watering your lawn and taking off the flow limiter in your shower tbh

    because your lawn uses waaaaaay more water.

    meh, quick googling says averages are ~50 gallons/day for lawn/garden watering and ~20/use for showering. so, say taking off the flow limiter adds 10/use.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I heard another story on NPR last night about how many bees are trucked into California to help pollinate almond trees. Now, farmers always use outside bees, but we're talking about shipping bees from Louisiana to California. Its like nothing about that crop is economical.

    This is so strange to me! Almonds are not super economical--but cattle farming is horrifically destructive. On a scale that dwarfs almonds. If we want to change something about ag waste it's cattle farming by a hundred miles.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Our water bill is about $9 every three months.

    #GreatLakes

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    my house was built before WWII and basically takes up 80% of the lot. I have like, next to no lawn, and most of it is taken up by a beautiful old tree. It is terrific. And my house was cheaper because it had barely has a lawn. A++ would recommend

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    I always hate the excuse "The kids love the lawn, so that's why we're keeping it." Have the kids pull out all of the weeds in the lawn. Force them to do it. See how much they love the lawn then.

    To be fair, this was one of my chores. I got an allowance for doing it, but between that and cleaning up our dog's poop and mowing the lawn, I was completely disenchanted with the idea of having a lawn by the time I reached my teen years.

    The greatest thing about being a homeowner with a fenced in back yard is that I haven't picked up dog shit in four years.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I have never had a water bill in my life

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Abolish the lawn system

    Never!
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    TL DR wrote: »
    I'm not super familiar with what's actually going on with the dwindling water supply grape refers to

    but I thought shower/tap water was on an essentially closed loop and using an extra gallon to shower doesn't really waste anything other than the resources to clean it and send it back through the system

    Here in Cincinnati, we draw water from the Ohio river and use a combined sewer overflow system.

    Turn on a tap, or flush a toilet, and that waste water hits the sewer. In the event of heavy precipitation, storm drains attached to the same system cause overflows that dump into the Ohio river.

    If I had my druthers, I'd build an appropriately-scaled marsh system for pre-treating that water before it hit the river. Other effective solutions are implementing permeable landscapes such that water doesn't just hit pavement and immediately make a bee-line for the nearest storm drain.

    which is also for the most part avoiding the water supply entirely

    or, at least, the water supply we talk about when we say dwindling

    a river is really nothing but the water that aquifers can't take.


    EDIT: But yeah directing water straight into a stormdrain then means you've made a shortcut for the rainfall to go straight into the river

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Julius wrote: »
    I believe factory cattle farming is by far the worst agricultural water consumption culprit?

    as well as being a horrendous blight on the world and an apocalyptic nightmare of tortured flesh that would have us censured by a galactic committee if such a thing existed

    nah livestock doesn't cost that much water. there are a lot of cows and pigs and chickens, but they don't drink that much and they don't take 10 minute long showers.

    though I guess the food for animals costs water, but I don't believe they use particularly inefficient crops.

    edit: (oh shit yeah they use afalfa)

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    I always hate the excuse "The kids love the lawn, so that's why we're keeping it." Have the kids pull out all of the weeds in the lawn. Force them to do it. See how much they love the lawn then.

    To be fair, this was one of my chores. I got an allowance for doing it, but between that and cleaning up our dog's poop and mowing the lawn, I was completely disenchanted with the idea of having a lawn by the time I reached my teen years.

    The greatest thing about being a homeowner with a fenced in back yard is that I haven't picked up dog shit in four years.

    You goddamn redneck

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    I always hate the excuse "The kids love the lawn, so that's why we're keeping it." Have the kids pull out all of the weeds in the lawn. Force them to do it. See how much they love the lawn then.

    To be fair, this was one of my chores. I got an allowance for doing it, but between that and cleaning up our dog's poop and mowing the lawn, I was completely disenchanted with the idea of having a lawn by the time I reached my teen years.

    The greatest thing about being a homeowner with a fenced in back yard is that I haven't picked up dog shit in four years.
    This coming from a man who spends time on weekends pooping outdoors. :D

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Our water bill is about $9 every three months.

    #GreatLakes

    ours is like $40/mo I think? we don't water our lawn, but house of 5 so

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hmm I want to carbonate the kombucha, but not create bombs.

    I realized growlers exist.

    Is there a way to put a safety valve on one? Or, how would I make such a safety valve? So that I can do fermentation in one without worrying 'bout explosions.

    I have no idea what this post is about but I want to report it to homeland security

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    I always hate the excuse "The kids love the lawn, so that's why we're keeping it." Have the kids pull out all of the weeds in the lawn. Force them to do it. See how much they love the lawn then.

    To be fair, this was one of my chores. I got an allowance for doing it, but between that and cleaning up our dog's poop and mowing the lawn, I was completely disenchanted with the idea of having a lawn by the time I reached my teen years.

    The greatest thing about being a homeowner with a fenced in back yard is that I haven't picked up dog shit in four years.

    I grew up on a corner lot.

    Dog owners are openly mostly terribly inconsiderate dicks in my experience. And don't even seem to realise it.

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Julius wrote: »
    I believe factory cattle farming is by far the worst agricultural water consumption culprit?

    as well as being a horrendous blight on the world and an apocalyptic nightmare of tortured flesh that would have us censured by a galactic committee if such a thing existed

    nah livestock doesn't cost that much water. there are a lot of cows and pigs and chickens, but they don't drink that much and they don't take 10 minute long showers.

    Can't tell if serious.

    Those animals all require feed. Where does that feed come from? Mostly corn.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Julius wrote: »
    I believe factory cattle farming is by far the worst agricultural water consumption culprit?

    as well as being a horrendous blight on the world and an apocalyptic nightmare of tortured flesh that would have us censured by a galactic committee if such a thing existed

    nah livestock doesn't cost that much water. there are a lot of cows and pigs and chickens, but they don't drink that much and they don't take 10 minute long showers.

    I don't think it's about the water they directly consume or use. They eat massive swathes of feed that require astronomical amounts of water to grow. They produce tons and tons of waste that demand heavy water usage to deal with, and blight the land (and water) nearby.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hmm I want to carbonate the kombucha, but not create bombs.

    I realized growlers exist.

    Is there a way to put a safety valve on one? Or, how would I make such a safety valve? So that I can do fermentation in one without worrying 'bout explosions.

    I have no idea what this post is about but I want to report it to homeland security
    IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING!

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I've actually gotta get out there with a shovel and pick it up next weekend though because I'mma start getting the land ready for the 10x10 garden enclosure.

    So there's gonna be a LOT of shit flung over that fence and into the little ravine behind my house.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Couple years back we had a water restriction in place over the summer that explicitly forbid people from, among other things, watering their lawns.

    Yet somehow, the asshole up the road from us had a verdant green lawn. Very suspicious.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Julius wrote: »
    Julius wrote: »
    I believe factory cattle farming is by far the worst agricultural water consumption culprit?

    as well as being a horrendous blight on the world and an apocalyptic nightmare of tortured flesh that would have us censured by a galactic committee if such a thing existed

    nah livestock doesn't cost that much water. there are a lot of cows and pigs and chickens, but they don't drink that much and they don't take 10 minute long showers.

    though I guess the food for animals costs water, but I don't believe they use particularly inefficient crops.

    edit: (oh shit yeah they use afalfa)

    Regardless about the efficiency of the crop, you've got a whole trophic level thing going on, so it's going to end up being pretty efficient because pyramid scheme.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hmm I want to carbonate the kombucha, but not create bombs.

    I realized growlers exist.

    Is there a way to put a safety valve on one? Or, how would I make such a safety valve? So that I can do fermentation in one without worrying 'bout explosions.

    I just use swing-top glass bottles and put the lot in a leak-proof box. If you were worried, you could put a balloon over the opening of one of them to judge the relative amount of pressure being generated?

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    I always hate the excuse "The kids love the lawn, so that's why we're keeping it." Have the kids pull out all of the weeds in the lawn. Force them to do it. See how much they love the lawn then.

    To be fair, this was one of my chores. I got an allowance for doing it, but between that and cleaning up our dog's poop and mowing the lawn, I was completely disenchanted with the idea of having a lawn by the time I reached my teen years.

    Yeah man, fuck lawn care. I'm planning to get rid of as much of my front lawn as I can get away with.

    But mostly the issue with lawn watering is people doing it when local water supplies are low and people growing the wrong kind of grass for their climate.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I heard another story on NPR last night about how many bees are trucked into California to help pollinate almond trees. Now, farmers always use outside bees, but we're talking about shipping bees from Louisiana to California. Its like nothing about that crop is economical.

    This is so strange to me! Almonds are not super economical--but cattle farming is horrifically destructive. On a scale that dwarfs almonds. If we want to change something about ag waste it's cattle farming by a hundred miles.

    almonds are easy to give up tho

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    salutations, pony

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hmm I want to carbonate the kombucha, but not create bombs.

    I realized growlers exist.

    Is there a way to put a safety valve on one? Or, how would I make such a safety valve? So that I can do fermentation in one without worrying 'bout explosions.

    I have no idea what this post is about but I want to report it to homeland security

    It is only slightly more disjointed than my normal thoughts. Also the explosions would all be in my fridge.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    the gross water usage of livestock is huge but the net usage is way more complicated than that and depends on a ton of factors

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    I always hate the excuse "The kids love the lawn, so that's why we're keeping it." Have the kids pull out all of the weeds in the lawn. Force them to do it. See how much they love the lawn then.

    To be fair, this was one of my chores. I got an allowance for doing it, but between that and cleaning up our dog's poop and mowing the lawn, I was completely disenchanted with the idea of having a lawn by the time I reached my teen years.

    The greatest thing about being a homeowner with a fenced in back yard is that I haven't picked up dog shit in four years.

    I grew up on a corner lot.

    Dog owners are openly mostly terribly inconsiderate dicks in my experience. And don't even seem to realise it.

    See outside of my yard I always picked up dog shit. On walks, dog park, etc.

    At my house though, eff that.

    What gets me is our street dead ends about a half mile down into some lower income houses and the fuckers that live there will walk up and down the street at night and just straight up toss trash in yards.

    Like every week at least one day I'll walk outside and there will be a beer can or burger wrapper or cigarette pack or something.

    One day I'mma get up on the roof and fucking paintball those assholes.

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    Julius wrote: »
    I believe factory cattle farming is by far the worst agricultural water consumption culprit?

    as well as being a horrendous blight on the world and an apocalyptic nightmare of tortured flesh that would have us censured by a galactic committee if such a thing existed

    nah livestock doesn't cost that much water. there are a lot of cows and pigs and chickens, but they don't drink that much and they don't take 10 minute long showers.

    Can't tell if serious.

    Those animals all require feed. Where does that feed come from? Mostly corn.

    yeah I wasn't thinking.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Couple years back we had a water restriction in place over the summer that explicitly forbid people from, among other things, watering their lawns.

    Yet somehow, the asshole up the road from us had a verdant green lawn. Very suspicious.

    we will never have a water restriction where I live now, I don't think

    but growing up there was one for a bit in Maryland

    and my neighbor was out there washing his car with bottled water he bought at the store

    which was a mix of hilarious and wtf

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    I heard another story on NPR last night about how many bees are trucked into California to help pollinate almond trees. Now, farmers always use outside bees, but we're talking about shipping bees from Louisiana to California. Its like nothing about that crop is economical.

    This is so strange to me! Almonds are not super economical--but cattle farming is horrifically destructive. On a scale that dwarfs almonds. If we want to change something about ag waste it's cattle farming by a hundred miles.

    almonds are easy to give up tho

    availability of fresh water is also a geographic thing

    many almonds are grown in among the worst place to grow them

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