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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Morning, drunk and/or otherwise external stimulated people.

    Edit: Heya, Bob! I'm ok, feeling kinda giggly. You?

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    BobCesca wrote: »
    morning [chat].

    How is everyone today?
    Pretty buzzed, and going to bed.

    Thanatos on
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ArrBeeBee wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm actually really tired of the furry jokes and they're part of the reason why I haven't been in [chat] much recently.
    We joke because we love, and because you're an easy target.

    But seriously, now you know how I feel about the occational riffs I get about me hiding in the closet from girls. That shit got old after a while.

    In our defence, you hiding in a closet was very funny.

    How long did the whole whalefucker thing go on for? Now that it's only Hacksaw who calls me that, it's like a term of endearment.
    Not nearly long enough, sweet stuff. <3

    @VH: Yes, I'm a theater tech. No, I'm not ashamed to admit it. No, I will not be your e-boyfriend.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    I thought that was normal for him.

    I don't know, James. He was so drunk that he claimed nobody liked sloppy blowjobs.

    Gim on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    seriously though Than I will track you down and I am going to embroil you in a nationwide scandal just give me a few more weeks

    EDIT for the time being though I am just going to try and chill and listen to Frou Frou

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    I thought that was normal for him.

    I don't know, James. He was so drunk that he claimed nobody liked sloppy blowjobs.

    But they were from Senj...

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm not really a theater geek. I haven't done any real theater since I was 12 or so, and "real" is pretty relative at that age.

    Plus, isn't Hacksaw a theater techie? I don't think we're the same kind of person.

    In other words, don't compare me to him, Jesus, I'm not THAT gay.

    I mean, I'm bi, and I'm still not as gay as Hacksaw is.

    Hacksaw is the Phantom of the Opera.

    Hey, I love that musical!

    I mean....um....

    ....fuck.
    Well well, it seems you and I have more in common than you might think. :winky:

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    ITT, Hacks gives a sloppy BJ.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sloppy blowjobs are sloppy blowjobs, James.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Back in the good old days, there were no "epic reveals" in phalla. Everyone was too busy being a paranoid bastard and stabbing everyone else in the back.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    ArrBeeBee wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm actually really tired of the furry jokes and they're part of the reason why I haven't been in [chat] much recently.
    We joke because we love, and because you're an easy target.

    But seriously, now you know how I feel about the occational riffs I get about me hiding in the closet from girls. That shit got old after a while.

    In our defence, you hiding in a closet was very funny.

    How long did the whole whalefucker thing go on for? Now that it's only Hacksaw who calls me that, it's like a term of endearment.
    Not nearly long enough, sweet stuff. <3

    @VH: Yes, I'm a theater tech. No, I'm not ashamed to admit it. No, I will not be your e-boyfriend.

    Casual Eddy's my e-boyfriend. You'd have to get in line.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I don't like sloppy blowjobs.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    ArrBeeBee wrote: »
    Back in the good old days, there were no "epic reveals" in phalla. Everyone was too busy being a paranoid bastard and stabbing everyone else in the back.

    *grumble grumble grumble* uphill both ways in the snow *grumble grumble grumble*

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ArrBeeBee wrote: »
    Back in the good old days, there were no "epic reveals" in phalla. Everyone was too busy being a paranoid bastard and stabbing everyone else in the back.

    Man, how far back are you going? I remember Shinto's epic day 1 reveals in Newham and...um, there was another one, I forget which.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't like sloppy blowjobs.

    More of a rimjob man, eh?

    Gim on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Sloppy blowjobs are sloppy blowjobs, James.

    But.. but.....

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I don't really know if I like sloppy blowjobs.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't like sloppy blowjobs.

    More of a rimjob man, eh?

    See? See? This is the way to do it! If you're going to rib me about freaky sex that I don't have, at least switch it up a little now and then!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I prefer a well-executed blowjob. I don't know about the rest of you.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I prefer a well-executed blowjob. I don't know about the rest of you.

    I demand precision.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey Haps.

    Not doing too bad, though still waiting for the coffee to kick in. Have a lovely day of reading and PhD applications ahead of me. Just what you need on a Monday.

    However, I think I'm going back to the British Library on Saturday (which will be much fun), and I'm going to use my Xmas present of theatre vouchers to go and see Wicked, so at least I have something to look forward to!

    EDIT: just what I need on a Monday morning - chatting about blowjobs. :sigh:

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't like sloppy blowjobs.

    More of a rimjob man, eh?

    See? See? This is the way to do it! If you're going to rib me about freaky sex that I don't have, at least switch it up a little now and then!
    So, how's that clown fetish working out for you?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Clowns give the sloppiest blowjobs.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    How about you, Bob? Do you like sloppy blowjobs?

    :P

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ArrBeeBee wrote: »
    Back in the good old days, there were no "epic reveals" in phalla. Everyone was too busy being a paranoid bastard and stabbing everyone else in the back.

    *grumble grumble grumble* uphill both ways in the snow *grumble grumble grumble*

    That is exactly what I am trying to get across.
    Man, how far back are you going? I remember Shinto's epic day 1 reveals in Newham and...um, there was another one, I forget which.

    Yes, okay, but there were far fewer. Mostly on account of there being only a few, powerful roles instead of a bunch of weaker roles like 'tattlers'. More roles = more fun on the whole, so I'm not really worried. And since I actually ran the first phalla to introduce a boatload of superfluous roles I'm talking completely through my hat here.

    Edit: Also I'm thinking pre-Newham.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Clowns give the sloppiest blowjobs.

    Not true. German shepherds give the sloppiest--oh shit

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Clowns give the sloppiest blowjobs.

    Not true. German shepherds give the sloppiest--oh shit
    INTER-SPECIES EROTICA

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    How about you, Bob? Do you like sloppy blowjobs?

    :P

    My allergies mean I can't give blowjobs as then I can't breathe, sloppy or not. I am the crappiest girlfriend ever.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    BobCesca wrote: »
    My allergies mean I can't give blowjobs as then I can't breathe, sloppy or not. I am the crappiest girlfriend ever.
    You said it, not us.

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    BobCesca wrote: »
    morning [chat].

    How is everyone today?

    The bus home was half an hour late, its humid as hell, the shopping centre rickrolled me while I was buying salad stuff, and tube and pheezer are trying to ban me from H/A for not giving enough e-hugs to some self-obsessed little oik who received a very mild wakeup call from yours truly. Also I'm out of wine. fucking peachy.

    The Cat on
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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    BobCesca wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    How about you, Bob? Do you like sloppy blowjobs?

    :P

    My allergies mean I can't give blowjobs as then I can't breathe, sloppy or not. I am the crappiest girlfriend ever.

    You're allergic to cock?

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    BobCesca wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    How about you, Bob? Do you like sloppy blowjobs?

    :P

    My allergies mean I can't give blowjobs as then I can't breathe, sloppy or not. I am the crappiest girlfriend ever.

    I meant the getting, but okay!

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    cat what would you do if I paid tube several hundred dollars and had your name changed to The Catbus

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    James, a small carload of clowns is racing towards your location as we speak.

    Gim on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    OK [chat]. I'm gonna go attempt to ponder my post-college future and fall asleep doing so. Catch you on the flipside.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    James, a small carload of clowns is racing towards your location as we speak.

    It's okay, I am getting out my shotgun and readying the traps.

    James on
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The Cat wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    morning [chat].

    How is everyone today?

    The bus home was half an hour late, its humid as hell, the shopping centre rickrolled me while I was buying salad stuff, and tube and pheezer are trying to ban me from H/A for not giving enough e-hugs to some self-obsessed little oik who received a very mild wakeup call from yours truly. Also I'm out of wine. fucking peachy.
    Wait wait wait...the shopping center rickrolled you?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    James, a small carload of clowns is racing towards your location as we speak.

    It's okay, I am getting out my shotgun and readying the traps.
    Are they clowntraps? If they're not clowntraps you might as well kill yourself now and save yourself the trouble of a long, drawn out-death.

    Hacksaw on
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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ArrBeeBee wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    How about you, Bob? Do you like sloppy blowjobs?

    :P

    My allergies mean I can't give blowjobs as then I can't breathe, sloppy or not. I am the crappiest girlfriend ever.

    You're allergic to cock?

    No, just everything else in the world. Generally I constantly have a cold. This makes everything difficult.

    Really, Monday morning isn't a good time to tell strangers on the internet about my sex life (or lack thereof). Plus, I think japan will kill me.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    James, a small carload of clowns is racing towards your location as we speak.

    It's okay, I am getting out my shotgun and readying the traps.

    ...shit, this sounds like the plot to the greatest B-movie ever.

    Gim on
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