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[Chat] to increase Loren's social capital.

Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
Do it for me. And add me on Facebook. Maybe I'll let you be my friend. Discussion topic: How cool am I?

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So, new poll.

    Do you think Bill is hot?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wow I was getting a little nervous for a second. I thought I was going to have to make a new chat thread.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I am somewhat disturbed that there is a guy named Bill who is more attractive than some of the girls I have dated.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Took you long enough.

    And yes.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Note my amazing taste in music.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Are those bombs or ornaments over that cat's eyes?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I need pics of Bill's body. To confirm that it is indeed a man.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Body shot hooooo:

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Next time I get a [chat], it will be "No bony [chat]s, eat a damned sammich."

    --

    Inq: Thank you for making me fall in love with my massive torso all over again.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    So, new poll.

    Do you think Bill is hot?

    What's the point? The only choices would be "Yes" and "No (I'm totally lying)".

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    I need pics of Bill's body. To confirm that it is indeed a man.
    Check the wiki.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive

    If it makes you feel better, he might just be gay.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Inq: Thank you for making me fall in love with my massive torso all over again.

    I aim to please.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive
    :|

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Just popped in The Thing.

    I love this movie.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive
    :|

    Fallout said he was 21 in the last thread. He did not have a son when he was 5.

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  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Bill is pretty. Hot. Need more hip tho.

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    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Okay, this is all I could find.
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    2
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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    interesting problem.

    I'm in a position where there's someone who I don't hate, but she doesn't already <3 me like everybody else I like.

    This is unusual and troubling.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive

    That's not secretive at all.

    I was so secretive that nobody even knew I was heterosexual until I was 18.

    Your son may as well just walk around with a sodden Big Jugs magazine in his back pocket.

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    Inq: I'm pretty sure I saw this exact post somewhere else. H/A thread maybe. Months ago.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well. I'm gay.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Isn't that from the list of Top 50 Wacky Things Fundies Say Online list?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gorilla Salad, stop browsing /b/ with me.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Well. I'm gay.

    Well dur.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Well. I'm gay.
    We're all gay in PA.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    gosh this is a lot like that time I clicked on an innocuous-looking post in the cosplay.com forums that quite plainly said the best way to perform convincing crossplay was to starve yourself because muscle will atrophy first

    and then it defined the dietary habits I would live with for several years because this post also included 'girls' far prettier than I could ever be

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Well. I'm gay.

    Well, just to be sure, here's another dude for you.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive
    :|

    http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/

    How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

    1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

    2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

    3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

    4.how come we cant speak monkey

    Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Isn't that from the list of Top 50 Wacky Things Fundies Say Online list?

    It is.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Just popped in The Thing.

    I love this movie.

    The Ring 2, however... *shudder*

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Well. I'm gay.

    Well, just to be sure, here's another dude for you.

    Stop it :cry:
    Or don't I mean another test is fine.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Well. I'm gay.

    Well, just to be sure, here's another dude for you.

    Stop it :cry:
    Or don't I mean another test is fine.

    I'm afraid to look for more. I fear I have already dug too deeply, too greedily.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Well. I'm gay.

    Well, just to be sure, here's another dude for you.

    I would totally do him if there wasn't a wiener under that skirt.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    muscle will atrophy first

    This is why we can never be lovers.

    :(

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Well. I'm gay.

    Well, just to be sure, here's another dude for you.

    Stop it :cry:
    Or don't I mean another test is fine.

    I'm afraid to look for more. I fear I have already dug too deeply, too greedily.

    It's a one way ticket, huh?

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    AbsoluteZero wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Just popped in The Thing.

    I love this movie.

    The Ring 2, however... *shudder*

    Zero, your post fails. I appreciated the effort, though.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Well. I'm gay.
    We're all gay in PA.

    I knew it! Pennsylvania is full of queers!

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm afraid to look for more. I fear I have already dug too deeply, too greedily.

    That's all the justification I need!

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »

    It's a one way ticket, huh?

    Yup, now every time you see a cute girl you will have to think to yourself, "I wonder if that's actually a dude..."

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