NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,†Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.â€
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,†Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.â€
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,â€â€™ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.â€
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,†Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.
Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,†and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.
“She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,†he said.
She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.
The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
“I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,†he said.
Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.
He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.
“It really doesn’t surprise me,†Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.â€
We are trying to create hybrids.
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
See this is what happens when they put technology into everything. The toilets are trying to fuse with us now. I'm going to go smash mine with a sledgehammer so it won't join in the uprising.
Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.
Honestly, this bit right here gets me more than the incident. High five media! You sure showed those cops who is boss, ruining people's privacy!
Edit: Although, in fairness, if the police had really wanted to protect the people's privacy, they wouldn't have released the address.
It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.
I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet.
Good lord, I spend like 30min on the toilet tops, and thats only if Ive grabbed a book and got to reading.
I can't imagine spending 30 minutes on a toilet
I go in there and launch that stuff and leave as fast as I can
I don't wanna be in no bathroom
See, when I read I loose track of all reality. If I don't watch myself I might dissappear for like an hour. Then I come to and realize my legs are numb.
It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.
I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet.
I still like thinking that she tried to fuse with the toilet or vice versa. Thus to justify my cyborg complex
Good lord, I spend like 30min on the toilet tops, and thats only if Ive grabbed a book and got to reading.
I can't imagine spending 30 minutes on a toilet
I go in there and launch that stuff and leave as fast as I can
I don't wanna be in no bathroom
See, when I read I loose track of all reality. If I don't watch myself I might dissappear for like an hour. Then I come to and realize my legs are numb.
Sounds like someone has been moonlighting in Fantastica while he poops
It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.
I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet.
I still like thinking that she tried to fuse with the toilet or vice versa. Thus to justify my cyborg complex
Man, but what use would fusing with a toilet be? You could shit anywhere? Hell I can do that now its just socially frowned upon.
I would sit on a computer, have my ass fuse with that. All surfin the interwebs with my bum.
Good lord, I spend like 30min on the toilet tops, and thats only if Ive grabbed a book and got to reading.
I can't imagine spending 30 minutes on a toilet
I go in there and launch that stuff and leave as fast as I can
I don't wanna be in no bathroom
See, when I read I loose track of all reality. If I don't watch myself I might dissappear for like an hour. Then I come to and realize my legs are numb.
Sounds like someone has been moonlighting in Fantastica while he poops
It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.
I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet.
I still like thinking that she tried to fuse with the toilet or vice versa. Thus to justify my cyborg complex
Man, but what use would fusing with a toilet be? You could shit anywhere? Hell I can do that now its just socially frowned upon.
I would sit on a computer, have my ass fuse with that. All surfin the interwebs with my bum.
Would it be rape then if you got a virus?
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It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.
I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet.
I still like thinking that she tried to fuse with the toilet or vice versa. Thus to justify my cyborg complex
Man, but what use would fusing with a toilet be? You could shit anywhere? Hell I can do that now its just socially frowned upon.
I would sit on a computer, have my ass fuse with that. All surfin the interwebs with my bum.
It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.
I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet.
I still like thinking that she tried to fuse with the toilet or vice versa. Thus to justify my cyborg complex
Man, but what use would fusing with a toilet be? You could shit anywhere? Hell I can do that now its just socially frowned upon.
I would sit on a computer, have my ass fuse with that. All surfin the interwebs with my bum.
Would it be rape then if you got a virus?
More like an STD. You get your butt filled with unwanted sites and you get a virus? Thats your fault.
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I always play Mario Kart while I poo.
I can't imagine spending 30 minutes on a toilet
I go in there and launch that stuff and leave as fast as I can
I don't wanna be in no bathroom
I assume after the fusion he was just able to poop in her mouth and the rest worked itself out.
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
Edit: Although, in fairness, if the police had really wanted to protect the people's privacy, they wouldn't have released the address.
well, that would explain why he didn't break up with her
It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.
I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet.
otherwise what'd he use
her lap?
See, when I read I loose track of all reality. If I don't watch myself I might dissappear for like an hour. Then I come to and realize my legs are numb.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
I still like thinking that she tried to fuse with the toilet or vice versa. Thus to justify my cyborg complex
I've been there. It isn't. Having grown up in small town Kansas (not Ness City) I'm not surprised something like this could happen.
But being "fused" to a toilet seat is just weird to think about.
i'm surprised he didn't just wait until she was asleep and then drag her off the thing
maybe leave her in the front yard and lock the door
Sounds like someone has been moonlighting in Fantastica while he poops
Man, but what use would fusing with a toilet be? You could shit anywhere? Hell I can do that now its just socially frowned upon.
I would sit on a computer, have my ass fuse with that. All surfin the interwebs with my bum.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
Dude, Perilin is pretty bitchin.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
Fucking.
Years.
Would it be rape then if you got a virus?
I would have moved.
"Oh her? She comes with the place, that's why it was listed as one and a half bath."
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Think she was going for the record of sitting in one place the longest? She might have beat Buddah, but alas we shall never know.
More like an STD. You get your butt filled with unwanted sites and you get a virus? Thats your fault.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
I just think both people involved are retarded