Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
FencingsaxIt is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understandingGNU Terry PratchettRegistered Userregular
edited March 2008
Fuck you Elks. I wanted to make a clever Izzard reference using pictures of cats and periodic tables, but the godsdamned thing fucked up, and I know I'm on a limited schedule here.
The mere fact that a 12-year-old girl danced nude at a northwest Dallas strip club isn't enough to close its doors.
That's because the city ordinance that regulates sexually oriented businesses does not allow authorities to revoke the license of such a business for employing someone under the age of 18.
The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January.
"If they're not shut down, it's like they're giving them permission to have underage girls dancing and working in that club," said the mother of the 12-year-old. The mother is not being named because her daughter, a runaway at the time of the incident, is considered a sexual assault victim.
my favourite person in the world who has changed my life in many positive ways is going to leave for brazil for the summer, and i'm going to go tell them how much i love them and hug and cry like a little bitch because i'm so tired and also a wuss
The mere fact that a 12-year-old girl danced nude at a northwest Dallas strip club isn't enough to close its doors.
That's because the city ordinance that regulates sexually oriented businesses does not allow authorities to revoke the license of such a business for employing someone under the age of 18.
The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January.
"If they're not shut down, it's like they're giving them permission to have underage girls dancing and working in that club," said the mother of the 12-year-old. The mother is not being named because her daughter, a runaway at the time of the incident, is considered a sexual assault victim.
The mere fact that a 12-year-old girl danced nude at a northwest Dallas strip club isn't enough to close its doors.
That's because the city ordinance that regulates sexually oriented businesses does not allow authorities to revoke the license of such a business for employing someone under the age of 18.
The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January.
"If they're not shut down, it's like they're giving them permission to have underage girls dancing and working in that club," said the mother of the 12-year-old. The mother is not being named because her daughter, a runaway at the time of the incident, is considered a sexual assault victim.
The mere fact that a 12-year-old girl danced nude at a northwest Dallas strip club isn't enough to close its doors.
That's because the city ordinance that regulates sexually oriented businesses does not allow authorities to revoke the license of such a business for employing someone under the age of 18.
The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January.
"If they're not shut down, it's like they're giving them permission to have underage girls dancing and working in that club," said the mother of the 12-year-old. The mother is not being named because her daughter, a runaway at the time of the incident, is considered a sexual assault victim.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
But my school cafeteria does have these amazing oatmeal chocolate-party cookies. A gooey cookie with perfectly melted chocolate chips, chunks, and M&Ms. Pretty easily makes my top 3.
How do so many guys manage to never learn how to bake? It's not like it's any different from a 100 level chem-lab.
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edited March 2008
Note to self: there is a reason the girl doesn't let you cook any more. 6 eggs in a green tortilla of some kind covered in cheese and tabasco sauce != dinner.
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Fuck.
I am not in the mood for cookies.
my favourite person in the world who has changed my life in many positive ways is going to leave for brazil for the summer, and i'm going to go tell them how much i love them and hug and cry like a little bitch because i'm so tired and also a wuss
have a good night y'all
I have a toothache right now and my desire to eat chewy, chocolate chip cookies is less than nil. It hurts my teeth even thinking about it.
Texas: It's like a whole 'nother Third World country.
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But my school cafeteria does have these amazing oatmeal chocolate-party cookies. A gooey cookie with perfectly melted chocolate chips, chunks, and M&Ms. Pretty easily makes my top 3.
See you in 3 minutes.
God, I hate him sometimes.
Things I learned: Ice Climbers do not respond well to lag.