Bad stuff keeps happening to me when I try to knock myself out. I've honestly tried to end things several times over the weekend and it always gets messed up.
I also find it difficult to accept someone with such an apparently powerful anal fixation is still in.
It's not like I am doing stuff to it every day. I'm more interested in staying loose on the offchance that Christian Bale or Christian Marc shows up and needs something to fuck.
You know what? I'm going to make this interesting for myself. I'm going to choose a day this week, fap and bring myself to the brink on and off for an entire day or three, and then aim for the ceiling. Seems like a challenge worth attempting.
On about my 3rd last day I got so close that I actually couldn't tell if I had lost or not, but when I looked down there was no muss and I was still in.
I say whoever posts the most in the next 24 hours wins
I would post more, but I have things like classes and exams in the past week.
Yeah, i've been really really busy over the last while.
It's true this is pretty boring though. When you get to this point it isn't even something that's thought about so it's pretty much at a plateau for us, and for the people watching.
Well, during the first week it was all "haha PM porn!" and everyone laughed and laughed about how hot things were or how potu can find disturbing things. But the most dangerous time to send those things out would be now, when people are vulnerable.
Fortunately, people lost all interest so we can stay in longer. Also, having will power kinda helps. And a roommate who won't fucking leave the room.
My hat certainly goes off to those that are not used to this self imposed celibacy. The funny thing is, since I lost (or is it won) I have yet to do it again.
I didn't fall asleep until about 4am last night, which was a bitch because my dog is set in his 5am walk schedule. Hoping for that wet dream to take me away soon
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Well, with the exception of one or two people, I suspect lies.
If Orik wants to lock this topic now and just declare me the winner I'll let him rape somebody and not pass any judgement.
at this point every one of you has had a wet dream and you're justifying lying about it to yourself through a variety of weak rationalizations, or you just didn't notice
I keep wondering if this is going to happen.
But I'm like, "Naw, I'd know somehow. My underwear would be glued to me when I woke up or something."
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this is pretty true
https://medium.com/@alascii
I keep thinking you're out every goddamn time I see this
my brain just can't comprehend you still in
https://medium.com/@alascii
nobody blueballs themselves this bad
It's not like I am doing stuff to it every day. I'm more interested in staying loose on the offchance that Christian Bale or Christian Marc shows up and needs something to fuck.
https://medium.com/@alascii
It's nothing new to me, but giving it a challenge could be interesting.
Well, during the first week it was all "haha PM porn!" and everyone laughed and laughed about how hot things were or how potu can find disturbing things. But the most dangerous time to send those things out would be now, when people are vulnerable.
Fortunately, people lost all interest so we can stay in longer. Also, having will power kinda helps. And a roommate who won't fucking leave the room.
I keep wondering if this is going to happen.
But I'm like, "Naw, I'd know somehow. My underwear would be glued to me when I woke up or something."
Pandas live to kill?
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I think what you mean is
"Eats shoots and leaves."
It's not funny when you make grammatical mistakes amongst the amusing grammar detail.
EDIT: FUCK SENTENCE FRAGMENT NOOOOOOOO
because honestly
honestly
I contend that in a reference to a phrase whose interest is rooted in grammar, grammar is important.
Alternate ending
Yeah, that's fucking right! What the fuck are you going to do about it, huh?
Here is a fun project. Imagine this is a metaphor of a sexual nature. What exactly does this mean?
猿も木から落ちる
Leave him a surprise for when he returns.
His ass intruding monolith needs a face.
I'm here what's up I never get any nudes
Filth and lies
And I am on my phone for the net so I can't open anything. Especially not fake links
shut the fuck up you toolbox
the only time I mentioned it before was to get my brain eating button back
and now this time
I'm watching you
stop fucking up