One time we had a [strike]Luau[/strike], [strike]Looao[/strike]Luao, fucking Hawaiian thing at my old bar and I got too drunk to work so I entertained and these rugby girls kept getting crazy with the whip cream and with the licking and such and I kept going back behind the bar I AM GOING TO NEED MORE OF THESE
how wasteful can we get, i mean really. to make pancakes, you get a bowl, you measure out some powder, add water, mix pour onto a pan. making the batter takes mere minutes
how wasteful can we get, i mean really. to make pancakes, you get a bowl, you measure out some powder, add water, mix pour onto a pan. making the batter takes mere minutes
I don't know. I was too lazy to finish reading your post once you got to powder.
One time we had a [strike]Luau[/strike], [strike]Looao[/strike]Luao, fucking Hawaiian thing at my old bar and I got too drunk to work so I entertained and these rugby girls kept getting crazy with the whip cream and with the licking and such and I kept going back behind the bar I AM GOING TO NEED MORE OF THESE
Went through a damn case
can't remember what the point of my story is
rugby girls are usually butch and have a hankering for whipped creams?
One time we had a [strike]Luau[/strike], [strike]Looao[/strike]Luao, fucking Hawaiian thing at my old bar and I got too drunk to work so I entertained and these rugby girls kept getting crazy with the whip cream and with the licking and such and I kept going back behind the bar I AM GOING TO NEED MORE OF THESE
Went through a damn case
can't remember what the point of my story is
rugby girls are usually butch and have a hankering for whipped creams?
Yes. That's it. Actually they were kind of hot but they had muscles. Like, they could crush me.
Pancakes in a can? What, was the "just add water" mix not convenient enough?
Not JUST pancake in a can...
But...a 'Batter Blaster'. I mean...who ARE THE AD WIZARDS WHO CAME UP WITH THIS ONE...
Also, the frozen pb&j where you drop it in the kid's lunch pack and it supposedly thawed by lunch time was prolly the worst conceived food concept ever. Nothing says parental love like fuck you your lunch is in the freezer now go defrost it
Well, so long as we find the two tiny women in the seashell who summon Mothra, it should work out okay. Oh, and hopefully Godzilla is a good guy when Planet X finds us.
We have some of this in the tiny tiny fridge! The pancakes that result from this are basically coasters. Pure Canadian maple syrup and real butter could not disguise their taste, but they sure are delicious compared to... nails!
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Went through a damn case
can't remember what the point of my story is
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
But the spray can is for the new lazy human
I don't know. I was too lazy to finish reading your post once you got to powder.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
The end.
She is fucking nigh.
The example sentences are really priceless.
Yes. That's it. Actually they were kind of hot but they had muscles. Like, they could crush me.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
on a can of bug spray i used once:
this product was made for us
That tears it.
Its well past time for an apocalypse.
EVERYTHING HAS GONE WRONG! HORRIBLY WRONG!
will you please illustrate this?
cool
if you do, pm me to let me know? I'd hate to miss it
i can feel it
i am lending you my spirit
I don't see him gettin' up any time soon.
2012 my good sir.
I'm actually praying for planet X these days.
Also, the frozen pb&j where you drop it in the kid's lunch pack and it supposedly thawed by lunch time was prolly the worst conceived food concept ever. Nothing says parental love like fuck you your lunch is in the freezer now go defrost it
it was really embarrassing
not quite as embarrassing at the greasy fucking pizza they were about to eat, but
At least they were kind enough to let you use their computer.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
ok so i laughed a lot at this, so what, wanna fight about it?
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
i'm eating some of the pizza now too
These must be free-thinking anarchists or hippies
Try to have sex with his girl see if he lets you do that too
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
it's okay if i have sex with anyone but my girlfriend tonight i'm in big trouble
the wine and candles are out and i'm sitting here moaning at her about indigestion